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[–]strongpassword 168 points169 points ago

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bring maple syrup

[–]cjbest 49 points50 points ago

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Check. I have a litre of the good stuff in my fridge. Will send it along in a care package with some poutine and a beaver tail.

[–]Twelvey 61 points62 points ago

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What is "litre?" You aren't making any sense Canadian. Explain yourself...

[–]cjbest 39 points40 points ago

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You know. It's what you buy milk in. A one litre carton. Or 1000 ml. A bottle of wine has 750 ml, usually. And it used to be that a can of pop had 351 ml, but pop seems to be getting lager and larger. I think it has something to do with American consumers who don't know that they shouldn't drink a litre of something all at once.

[–]nthensome 55 points56 points ago

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No no, if you were actually Canadian you would know that we buy milk in bags, not cartons. Nice try American spy.

[–]alrij 13 points14 points ago

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nice try double agent keep that american propaganda out of here

[–]chris2086 20 points21 points ago

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Apparently milk in bags is a big thing in Ontario, but go out west/east not so much!

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[–]crazedcanuck 1 point2 points ago

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Confirming this, have three bags of milk in my fridge now.

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

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Would you like your wife/family back, Harrison_Fjords?

[–]Harrison_Fjords 2 points3 points ago

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GIMME MY FAMILY BACK!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I used to buy milk in bags, until I moved in with my girlfriend.

Apparently she thinks the opened bags get a strange taste from being in the fridge for a couple days, and now we have to get only cartons with the screw cap. Oh and they have to be skim milk instead of the superior 2%. :(

[–]mattymck 1 point2 points ago

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milk bags arent popular everywhere? TIL

[–]JeanNaRH 1 point2 points ago

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Quebec got milk bags. Hell if you want more than 2L u gotta go bags.

[–]Godzillaaaaa 1 point2 points ago

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I don't even use a cup most of the time, I pour it right from the bag held high in the air into my mouth. Now that's some milk-bag talent.

[–]Syriom 2 points3 points ago

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Unless in Quebec, I'd say. We've got both.

[–]MADBAKER 8 points9 points ago

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Canadians say pop too? thought it was just us Brits. I have a 2 litre bottle of Coke.

[–]theoffcell 3 points4 points ago

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I say pop, I'm American.

[–]jrkotrla 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently it's a regional thing

[–]MaritMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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It's 'pop' in Minnesota, but I get funny looks for not saying 'soda' in south Florida.

[–]nuclearamen 1 point2 points ago

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pop is said in the midwest United States.

[–]Twelvey 69 points70 points ago

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I have no idea what you're talking about. I buy my milk like I buy my gasoline, by the goddamn gallon. You are jibba jabberin about nothing up there. Sounds like Tim Hortons is trying to totally change how we buy milk. And frankly, I do not appreciate it...

[–]cjbest 59 points60 points ago

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Oh, we have gallons. But they're bigger than yours. Ours are the gallons of real men.

[–]Twelvey 8 points9 points ago

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I am going to feed all you Canadian fucks who downvoted me to the White Walkers...

[–]cjbest 30 points31 points ago

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Just tell them you like double-doubles and they'll give you all your upvotes back.

[–]Twelvey 5 points6 points ago

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I want... nay, I NEED a double double in my mouth right now! Which one of you Canucks wants to oblige me with their double doubles?

[–]This_is_Kags 20 points21 points ago

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I didn't know Canadians had a downvote option. Don't they just upvote everything?

[–]f1ncher 33 points34 points ago

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Canadians actually have two very special options: upvote with apology, and downvote with apology.

[–]apologetic_canadian 64 points65 points ago

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I'm sorry.

[–]Eudaimonics 4 points5 points ago

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How do you buy pop? Soda comes in liters in the states. Anomaly.

[–]YawnSpawner 1 point2 points ago

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And liquor/wine comes in milliliters. Oh but we do have this stupid proof shit on the bottle, that is exactly alcohol percent multiplied by 2, which is not how proof originated.

[–]mefansandfreaks 2 points3 points ago

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A can of pop has 330ml in Europe (or 500ml for some cans of beer).

[–]Konstiin 1 point2 points ago

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You should see Atlanta. Went down there one year, their small pop is our XL.

[–]ImTheGuyWithTheGun 1 point2 points ago

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Use units that make sense... like horse yards per foot gallon.

[–]Soup_bones 1 point2 points ago

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litre is French-Canadian for gimme some fawkin syrup eh!

[–]vincethered 3 points4 points ago

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A litre is French for gimme some goddamn cola!

[–]SteelPenguin71 11 points12 points ago

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Keep your maple syrup, send me one of those Canadian Mounted Policemen.

[–]Khrevv 6 points7 points ago

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ROYAL Canadian Mounted Policemen!

MONARCHY-ED!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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[–]CNDNFighter 1 point2 points ago

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Good god I have such a strong urge to send you maple syrup in the mail

[–]yohann 1 point2 points ago

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there is some in PA, we're safe

[–]adtaylor 1 point2 points ago

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Bring hot apple tea.

[–]Zcrash 1 point2 points ago

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... and poutine

[–]TheBrainofBrian 126 points127 points ago

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Thank you, brave Canadians of the Wall.

[–]PhoenixKnight 20 points21 points ago

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As a token of our thanks, we shall send you all our criminals to help you defend the Realms of Men.

[–]theoneiwantedwasgone 5 points6 points ago

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so is it racist to think of the Inuit as wildlings?

[–]SomethingWonderful 8 points9 points ago

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Depends, have they been drinking?

[–]osm0sis 75 points76 points ago

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Night gathers, and now my watch begins, eh.

[–]sicinfit 14 points15 points ago

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Sounds aboot right brother. A bulwark, we shall be.

[–]vahntitrio 85 points86 points ago

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You guys have been doing a horrible job along the border of Minnesota...

[–]osmigos 43 points44 points ago

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That's because you've got Manitoba above you. There's nothing in Manitoba. Don't worry, it could be worse. You could be North Dakota...

[–]poompt 31 points32 points ago

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Very well. The crows may have their pick of the dungeons to man this "Castle Manitoba."

[–]trueblueskies 1 point2 points ago

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I think we can do better to hand over control of it to the Wildlings.

[–]moose_man 4 points5 points ago

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What's the worst state? Dakota? Manitoba is the Dakota of Canada.

[–]ScarboroughFairgoer 20 points21 points ago

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Oh Manitoba, the things I've seen. The first time I went there, I stayed at a creepy hotel in a small town while driving through. It was late summer Saturday night, and there were no other cars in the entire lot. The old hotel had very high ceilings with lots of dark wood, black/brown patterned wallpaper, chandeliers and blood red carpet everywhere. I was still cool with the experience when I checked in since it looked like an amusement park attraction, then the girl at the desk told me the rules. Check out time, pool hours, parking... oh, and no one is allowed on the 5th floor. I was a little put off, but I didn't pursue the matter. I got on the badly lit elevator (and see that the 5th floor button has been removed from the panel) and arrive at my floor to see a dark hallway lit only by the crappy elevator lights. My room was immediately to the right so I went in a dropped off my bags before going back downstairs. The girl apologized and told me they usually keep them off when it isn't busy and that they hadn't had many customers since "the knife guy." That did it for me, game over. I wish I could say I took the stairs up to 5, but I was so creeped out by the place at this point I just watched tv until I fell asleep. I've seen and heard some other strange and a few disturbing things there since, but those are tales for another time. Oh, and everyone (that I met, anyways) has the accent they have in the movie Fargo, which just adds to the creep factor.

TL/DR: Manitoba (except Winnipeg, which is just a sad place) can be a really really creepy place.

[–]stark_wolf 1 point2 points ago

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I know where I'm not going!

[–]Funk48 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, I'm from Winnipeg and I now live in the Twin Cities. Although this might be true, Winnipeg is a fine city, just stay out of the north end at night. I don't feel any safer down here either.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because 90% of Winnipeg is the Norht End.

[–]keoaries 1 point2 points ago

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When you drive into Winnipeg there's signs that say "The heart of North America". I think it's more the asshole.

[–]jessmeister 3 points4 points ago

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Hey! Proud Manitoban here. We have a couple of things going for us. An NHL team, large amounts of polar bears, a frigging awesome legislative building, bajillions of lakes, and we're not Saskatchewan.

The running joke here is that we should give SK over to the US, because, think how awesome their map would be.

[–]JonInEnglish 1 point2 points ago

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Manitoba, lolz. Don't attack Sask when you can't defend your own swamp. . . urh, I mean province.

[–]Fauster 4 points5 points ago

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At least the polar bears have had their fill of mounties, and Canadian children of the forest, before they get to the border.

[–]BantyRooster 145 points146 points ago

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As an American, this is fucking bad ass. Carry on Canadians, give it hell.

[–]Farisr9k 21 points22 points ago

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Clever post. Upvotes from both sides of the border guaranteed.

[–]Achalemoipas 9 points10 points ago

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I have a question about americans who visit Canada, mainly Montreal.

Why do you people walk around in T-shirts when it's almost freezing outside?

I used to work in downtown Montreal and every single day I'd see American tourists walking around wearing nothing but a T-shirt when everybody else is wearing a coat. I could tell they were Americans by hearing their conversations. And they always look like they're freezing. It's like they refuse to accept that it's cold.

Why is that? Seriously asking!

[–]Medvedman 45 points46 points ago

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That's because it is our god given right as Americans to be warm, and no one can take away that right unless we surrender it willingly. Not even you, Canada.

[–]Piratiko 1 point2 points ago

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And fucking Obama wants to put government-controlled coats on everyone just like they do in Socialist Canada. Scumbags!

[–]eastshores 12 points13 points ago

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We actually have no feelings.

[–]seambyseam 3 points4 points ago

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I came in May thinking it would be reasonably warm. Like warm enough to get by with long sleeves or a light sweater. I was wrong. Also, being from Texas, it'd already been a few months since I'd experienced anything below 70, so I didn't remember how cold 60 really is...

[–]TimelordVagrant 1 point2 points ago

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I wear t-shirts all winter. I'm naturally always pretty warm. If I have to run outside and get something in my car in below zero, it's a common practice for me to go barefoot.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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We forget to pack proper clothing. We tend to be incredulous that it is going to actually be as cold as it is.

[–]jessmeister 13 points14 points ago

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3° C? That's like 85° F, right?

[–]kowalski71 1 point2 points ago

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As a Vermonter I want to say that Americans can be BAMF about winter too!

[–]DanParts 15 points16 points ago*

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So wait, should we send you all of our thieves and rapists?

Edit: And the cowardly fat kids and the bastard children.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Proof the Australia is really the wall.

[–]SmileAfterReading 22 points23 points ago

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OWS needs snuggies

[–]Stereotypical_INTJ 7 points8 points ago

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[–]literatus 18 points19 points ago

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Who is this man and where can I find him? Whatever show that is, I need to watch it.

[–]silversniper01[S] 24 points25 points ago

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Game of Thrones. Great show.

[–]smile_e_face 7 points8 points ago

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Definitely. Unfortunately, Snow doesn't get as much screen time as I'd like. Dude's a badass.

[–]jyjjy 1 point2 points ago

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He doesn't do much in the first book really other than joining the watch. They did the best they could shoving that book into a 10 episode season.

[–]zinga 3 points4 points ago

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I know , he is soooo good looking!

[–]igacek 29 points30 points ago

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Minnesotan here,

We don't need your protection.

[–]literatus 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah! What he said!

(I secretly love when I stumble across TCSers in the reddit wilds.)

[–]igacek 1 point2 points ago

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[–]HEY-ness_A-ness 3 points4 points ago

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Actually, MN would be perfect without the Canadian weather.

[–]silversniper01[S] 15 points16 points ago

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You haven't had to deal with Polar Bears or wild moose though. You need us more then you think. Plus you've never had to sleep in an igloo.

[–]this_is_tibs 50 points51 points ago

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Alaskan here.

That is all.

[–]alrij 49 points50 points ago

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alaska is a canadian province with an identity crisis

[–]Eudaimonics 56 points57 points ago

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Like Quebec?

[–]lumpking69 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Konstiin 4 points5 points ago

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can you see Russia from your house?

[–]aperturo 1 point2 points ago

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Texan here. You have our respect. You're mostly crazy people, but crazy people with our respect.

[–]igacek 9 points10 points ago

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We have wild moose along Lake Superior in MN. Also, most of Canadas population lives within 100KM of the United States border :P

[–]Chumkil 13 points14 points ago

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This is because of the frontal forces massing for attack.

You can't see anyone further North due to the cloaking device. Unfortunately, the device requires massive cooling. Fortunately we have convinced everyone it is this "winter" thing and not a cloaking byproduct. .

Soon... Soon our plan will come to fruition...

[–]Meades_Loves_Memes 10 points11 points ago

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Dude...

You just told them everything...

[–]TimelordVagrant 1 point2 points ago

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He only told us a mere fraction of everything. That's the impressive part.

[–]bitchthisisminnesota 3 points4 points ago

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We sleep in igloos for fun after we've had a few drinks. If we did have polar bears, they would be our mounts.

[–]superllama5 8 points9 points ago*

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Minnesotan here!

When I was about 15 years old I did a weekend youth group activity outside my church called "The Real Man's Journey" or something like that. We basically were tasked with making igloos out of the piles of snow they plowed into the parking lot the day before, and sleeping in them overnight. The only problem was, that snow turned to ice overnight, so our igloos made of snow, turned into igloos of ice and pain. It took day to chizzel an acceptable hole to house myself and my three friends helping me. Eventually we succeeded and tried going to bed, with the solid plan that our combined body heat would keep us warm. I woke up halfway through the night (and several times after that) completely freezing, only to find out my other two friends completely pussied out and slept inside the warm church hall, leaving me in the cold. But I was determined. You would not believe how hard it is to fall asleep when you are freezing your ass off with no sign of warmth. Not even wearing my three layers and sleeping in a mummy-style sleeping bag could help me. I managed to make it to about 5 or 6 in the morning when I woke up and joined a few people around the fire in the center of camp. Not too long after, local news truck had showed up in the parking lot to do an interview with all of us because apparently, we had camped out in igloos on the coldest day of the year (-15 to -20 degrees Fahrenheit).

TLDR; I slept in an igloo on the coldest day of the year (in Minnesota) as a kid. So don't tell me I didn't.

[–]Einarath 4 points5 points ago

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I remember doing things like that for fun as a kid every winter.

[–]Konstiin 6 points7 points ago

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That's pretty cold (I converted it, it's -26 to -28 degrees celsius). But the coldest day of the year? This proves that you do need our protection.

[–]Foxtrot56 1 point2 points ago

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Dude if you were cold in the igloo at that temperature you did something wrong. I have slept outside without a tent or igloo in -10, you should have been toasty in there. You have to cover the entrance a little bit to keep heat in.

[–]TimelordVagrant 1 point2 points ago

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Upper Peninsula of Michigan here.... up next to lake superior, this is like saying "I made a campsite in my living room. and then slept there"

[–]codeexcited 1 point2 points ago

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That's what you think, Just imagine what it would be like without us on the wall.

[–]ponzao 1 point2 points ago

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Back in the day a lot of us Finns migrated to Minnesota because it is warmer there.

[–]Snakkred 9 points10 points ago

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I'm hoping this year you'll keep your horrid winter conditions on your side of the border. Living 40 minutes from Canada in Montana, any weather coming from the north is usually skin cracking unbearable.

[–]cjbest 10 points11 points ago

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Did you know that a forced air furnace can dip the humidity in your house to Sahara Desert-like conditions? I particularly enjoy February in Ontario, when all the skin falls off your legs and lands in a pile on the floor, a la the PedEgg commercial, every time you take off your jeans.

[–]womanisadangercat 7 points8 points ago

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Well that's a disgusting reason to be thankful that I live in Vancouver. Thanks for that!

[–]Nuncus 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh yes, the delicious moist of Cascadia

[–]Meades_Loves_Memes 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah... I'm in Ontario and my skin does not fall off...

[–]bigsears 7 points8 points ago

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Thank your for your service to our country :D

[–]Dann01 23 points24 points ago

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you guys mother the US too much. This is why they can't make good decisions on their own

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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Sorry for the inconvenience. -a Canadian

[–]UNAlreadyTaken 11 points12 points ago

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When reading this I heard "sorry for the inconvenience, eh? Canadian."

[–]teamtoba 18 points19 points ago

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I'm sorry you can't take care of yourselves. A passive aggressive Canadian.

[–]OrangeNova 7 points8 points ago

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about as aggressive as it gets.

[–]apologetic_canadian 20 points21 points ago

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I'm sorry.

[–]Wise2304 4 points5 points ago

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Us British will help by... COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WEATHER!

[–]buakaw 3 points4 points ago

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No way, I consider you guys as the wildings we need to be protected from. So let's build that ice wall already.

[–]ElBagel 6 points7 points ago

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Who is that delicious piece of man?

[–]BantyRooster 4 points5 points ago

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That's Kit Harington.

[–]tina_ri 3 points4 points ago

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From the HBO series Game of Thrones, based on the A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin.

[–]tekno45 3 points4 points ago

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Which is best enjoyed while sipping on a can of DR pepper

[–]AtomicDog1471 5 points6 points ago

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Wait, was that... a product placement in a Reddit comment?

[–]telim 15 points16 points ago*

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You've never seen mass hysteria like Floridian drivers when there is a dusting of snow on the road. SNOWMAGGEDON!!!! Lol I nealy died laughing when I saw Americans losing their shit over an inch of snow in Georgia a few years back...we Canadians grow up driving on a little dozy called "black ice". You cant see it, but it'll fuck you and your car up if you're not prepared for it! Edit: easily my most commented on post. Awesome!

[–]Everyone_Hates_Me 33 points34 points ago

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Wat, did you just try and act like we don't have black ice?

[–]bobstay 10 points11 points ago

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In florida?

[–]Bromleyisms 15 points16 points ago

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No, we have cubans instead, which are just as dangerous for your car

[–]SomethingWonderful 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry, you'll have a great come back for this when Manitoba gets it's first hurricane.

[–]cuffofizz 12 points13 points ago

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Everyone from Missouri on up has experienced black ice bro.

[–]votsan 10 points11 points ago

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Being from Vancouver, for a second there I thought you described our own mass hysteria when snow comes... No one goes to work or to school because buses don't run in the snow or because we have few drivers who can drive in winter conditions, but everyone mysteriously ends up skiing/snowboarding in the mountains!

[–]BeckwithLBP 8 points9 points ago

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You spelled Victoria wrong....:)

[–]sixdaysofstephencolb 11 points12 points ago

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1 cm of snow. SHUT DOWN ALL THE THINGS!!

[–]CerealisDelicious 1 point2 points ago

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No snow plows!

[–]Nuncus 1 point2 points ago

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It's worse if you cross the border and head down to Seattle... my greatest entertainment living there was living with a view of a high traffic hill. Grilled cheese, tomato soup, hot chocolate, and good old fashioned mockery.

As soon as they get the first dusting the city devolves into chaos.

[–]LBK2013 3 points4 points ago

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You were in fucking Georgia....I'm sure the Americans up in North Dakota aren't having as difficult of a time.

[–]blkrabbit 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah, but as a southerner it's funny to see Canadians melt in the summer.

[–]SubtleMockery 21 points22 points ago

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OH NO! WE DON'T HAVE SEASONS UP HERE! WHAT IS THIS BALL OF FIRE IN THE SKY?!

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[–]SubtleMockery 3 points4 points ago

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I keep forgetting my name looks like a novelty account. Nope, Chu-NO. NO. BAD.

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[–]SubtleMockery 2 points3 points ago

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Naw, the reverse would be ObviousFlattery.

[–]OrangeNova 5 points6 points ago

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Welcome to south western Ontario, where our winters go to -20, and our summers go to 35.

[–]Konstiin 1 point2 points ago

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our summers in winnipeg, and halifax, go up to 30-35 C, which is 86-95 F.

[–]Jo3M3tal 4 points5 points ago

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Californian here. Hit black ice all the time

[–]Andernerd 1 point2 points ago

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I live in Oregon, and we got black ice every year. We wouldn't cancel school for it, but an inch of snow meant freedom.

[–]maico3010 2 points3 points ago

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You are not alone as a Canadian, the northern states are with you! (michigander here)

[–]smokingtrees 2 points3 points ago

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Do you live close to the border?

[–]MeritWinstheSoul 2 points3 points ago

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It's already below zero where I am :(

[–]SubtleMockery 2 points3 points ago

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ITT: Weather abides by lines on a map.

[–]DiarrheaPocket 2 points3 points ago

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As an Alaskan I say we'll be just fine but thanks. :)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I actually just finished watching that episode! Thank you for posting this. I also happen to be Canadian. This is exactly the nightly Reddit dosage I came looking for. Good night Reddit.

[–]skifrk29 2 points3 points ago

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So, If Canada is the Wall. Does that make Chicago Winterfell? If so, awesome.

[–]GenerationKILL 7 points8 points ago

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protect the Hockey too. From those Americans.

[–]northsider1983 2 points3 points ago

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...the fuck? I love hockey. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Richard_Hitchens 2 points3 points ago

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Soon the British will invade on wooden horses.

[–]esoterrorcat 1 point2 points ago

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d'awww you DO care!

[–]NEVERISNOTDRUNK 1 point2 points ago

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are you capable of building a giant dome out of your bodies?

[–]PKfireice 1 point2 points ago

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I've been living in New England for most of my life, but my early years were in Canada. Letting the cold bother you is for the weak. They don't get that here.

[–]bitchthisisminnesota 1 point2 points ago

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I just purchased a new windshield scraper. I feel pretty prepared.

[–]Crosslock 1 point2 points ago

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are all canadians that good looking? if so... proceeds to purchase plane tickets

[–]Wyrmshadow 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, we get that cold from YOU. Why do you think we call them "Canadian cold fronts"?

[–]passivelyaggressive 1 point2 points ago

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Oh snap, you mentioned America and Canada in the same meme. Prepare for metric arguments..

[–]MadWombat 1 point2 points ago

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Does that mean that Sarah Palin is the chief White Walker?

[–]gavitpa 1 point2 points ago

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As a Floridian, I feel like this should say "Winter is coming. Time to go to Florida"

[–]CaptMurphy 1 point2 points ago

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You let Justin Bieber through :-(

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And Nickelback...

[–]Superfubario 1 point2 points ago

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It was more of a "push" then a "let".

[–]malik815 1 point2 points ago

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I've always thought Winterfell was the Canadian equivalent to Westeros.

[–]CyberTractor 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a Floridian. I wouldn't know what the fuck to do if it dropped below 40 degrees F.

[–]MrFrumble 1 point2 points ago

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Has it started snowing in Banff? I hear it's awesome there.

[–]suddenlyreddit 1 point2 points ago

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Alaska called.

[–]NorthernTrooper 0 points1 point ago

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My pride as a Canadian just doubled. So now it's roughly the size of the Wall.

[–]PhantomPumpkin 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed. We will open the borders of MN to help prepare for your arrival, Lord Silversniper01.

[–]silversniper01[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Haha thank you! I am so excited that this post did so well on Reddit.

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A million upvotes is not enough for Yueh!!!!!!!!!

[–]BrownNote 1 point2 points ago

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I love the thought that the Canadians are holding the Wall and preventing the Others from invading America.

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North Dakota, the Canada of America. Literally.

[–]jonahan 1 point2 points ago

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I'm from Buffalo and what is this?

[–]AQiLd 1 point2 points ago

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It already snowed in America.... Still dry up here.

[–]aliph 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for being our hat Canada.

Sincerely,

USA

[–]spaeth455 1 point2 points ago

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minnesota- we're basically Canadians anyways ;)

[–]FinnishFuturist 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, what winter? -Vancouverite

[–]jbarra2 3 points4 points ago

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THANK YOU canadians

[–]fatkidinasuit 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck yeah, Canada.

[–]NatalieZyfers 2 points3 points ago

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daw thanks.

[–]ninjaonweekends 1 point2 points ago

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Fellow Canadian... well done, brother... well done...

[–]n06morgan 1 point2 points ago

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you know nothing John Snow.

[–]tina_ri 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, everybody, this person didn't read the books!

[–]cynicalMIND 1 point2 points ago

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they are the fire that burns against the cold...the watchers of the night

[–]cheribom 1 point2 points ago

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Awww... thanks! <3

[–]RBeck 1 point2 points ago

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I believe that the only difference between us and [them], is that when the wall went up, our ancestors happened to live on the right side of it.

[–]mike77777 1 point2 points ago

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Please try to contain your Alberta clippers this year. Thanks!

-Minnesota

[–]Lyall18 1 point2 points ago

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From Calgary here, coldest day I've ever seen was minus 51, would love to see someone top it (if you do, as a classic Canadian I will take my beaver pelt hat off to you) plus everything I've heard about snow on the road is kinda sad tbqh, it snowed four feet on my 18th birthday, I had friends that lived within 10km of me and couldn't get to my place to drink (sidebar for all you americans, drinking age in alberta: 18, oldest drinking age in Canada:19, and KM makes way more sense than miles) (100 meters in a kilometer).

[–]Heiwanshang 9 points10 points ago

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Strange, down here in America our kilometers have 1000 meters. How did you shorten yours?

[–]jyjjy 1 point2 points ago

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Perhaps that's why we have chosen not to use them. Too damn long.

[–]CerealisDelicious 1 point2 points ago

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From Fort McMurray, give me that beaver pelt hat

[–]RobbyTheSheef 2 points3 points ago

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Doesn't this imply that Canada is full of criminals and miscreants?

[–]i_am_new_there 3 points4 points ago

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dont wear those stupid looking fur hats, ok?

[–]cjbest 14 points15 points ago

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We don't. We wear touques. Russians wear fur hats. And hot women in Montreal.