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[–]arisaka_bayonet 24 points25 points ago

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I have never held a gun in my life however I do understand what a gun is and as such I would never hold a rifle that way ever.

[–]Deutscher_Aggie 11 points12 points ago

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But guns have held you, as you're an arisaka bayonet.

[–]PleadTheSixth 4 points5 points ago

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Upvoted for a comprehensive explanation.

[–]harmala 16 points17 points ago

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This guy is almost certainly dead by now.

[–]thecreep 5 points6 points ago

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Try searching the Darwin Awards, no doubt he's in line for one.

[–]alendiel 10 points11 points ago

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Why would anyone hold a rifle like that?

[–]myfinecrime 13 points14 points ago

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I cringed even before he held it up, just the way he was holding it near his crotch was enough to make me quiver with fear from the title of the post

[–]alendiel 2 points3 points ago

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He probably popped himself in the groin after this, but it was too graphic for the average audience.

[–]ironicbliss36 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he was going to thrust it and shoot at the same time but the end result was still as funny.

[–]schwiz 7 points8 points ago

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My name is derp and this is jackass.

[–]dcaf 5 points6 points ago

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If you don't take guns seriously, people get hurt. Really, how do people forget this?

[–]loco_larue 6 points7 points ago

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One of the few times stupidity has been properly rewarded with pain at instant speed.

[–]joej 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. Upvote you! Quicker feedback loops would really help in all manner of human stupidity.

[–]xr71bb 3 points4 points ago

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At least he had the barrel pointed away from his body.

[–]ThatGuyWithAnAccent 4 points5 points ago

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was this a joke?

[–]LeftyGunNut 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure why everyone is taking it for face value. It looks seriously fake.

[–]jecowa 3 points4 points ago

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After two more attempts he gave up for that day and didn't go shooting for the next five weeks.

[–]0per8nalHaz3rd 3 points4 points ago

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This comment made me laugh out loud.

edit: I'm 37 years old, I refuse to use LOL

[–]1chi 2 points3 points ago

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You seem to have outsmarted yourself.

[–]0per8nalHaz3rd 2 points3 points ago

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Dammit! Just when I think I've got myself just where I want me, I go and surprise myself and completely beat myself when I thought I had me right where I wanted me....

[–]1chi 0 points1 point ago

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LOL ;)

[–]t0nyyy 2 points3 points ago

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it's a rifle, not a pistol. idiots these days

[–]Tarkaan 3 points4 points ago

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What did he think was going to happen?

[–]Nathal71 1 point2 points ago

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Today I will teach you how not to hold a gun. And .. Boom! That what I meant too. :P

[–]Killfuck_Soulshitter 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck caliber is that to have that much kick?

[–]xr71bb 2 points3 points ago

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[–]jchamilton136 5 points6 points ago

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prob a .270 or 30-06 or .308 (common deer rifle calibers)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This table lists the recoil force and velocity for a wide range of calibers. A .30-06 comes in around 12 feet per second with 20 foot pounds of energy into your face.

[–]Dracosage 2 points3 points ago

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I just realized I have no idea what any Imperial units mean intuitively.

[–]guyinyourattic37 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry we don't either.

[–]kristinez 1 point2 points ago

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what did he expect was going to happen?

[–]morfar22 0 points1 point ago

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Deserved it for holding it like that.

[–]Basse94 0 points1 point ago

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dumbass

[–]Abscheu -4 points-3 points ago

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Hahaaaaaa! I hope he's horribly disfigured now.

[–]Sir_Richfield -5 points-4 points ago

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I'd like to see him trying that stunt with an H&K G3.
Hell, I'll want to see that with the H&K MG3, for that matter. Only THAT would be a ticket to the Darwin Award...