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[–]violentlymickey 234 points235 points ago

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[–]Hoobleton 63 points64 points ago

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I feel like the whole universe was predetermined to lead to this headline.

[–]BaZing3 70 points71 points ago

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I can only imagine how the author felt as, after several minutes of pondering an adequate title, a giant grin spread across his/her face as (s)he excitedly wrote the best thing of their life.

[–]tfurf 13 points14 points ago

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... and then 20 seconds later when he/she realizes that they have peaked; it's all downhill from there... Total and utter disappointment.

[–]tlowens 30 points31 points ago

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Total and otter disappointment.

[–]ddftd8 4 points5 points ago

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It's otterly devastating to hear that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Don't worry, there's always anotter time. Just wait till it gets reposted.

[–]SirRuto 0 points1 point ago

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I actually said the same thing in a similar topic. We must be right. It is the One Headline.

[–]jetRink 94 points95 points ago

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I'm partial to this one because of how damn clever it is.

Context: Inverness Caledonian Thistle, called 'Caley' for short, and Celtic are both UK football clubs.

[–]GiantCrazyOctopus 10 points11 points ago

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Oh my god that is amazing

[–]Cyanr 3 points4 points ago

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Can someone explain this one to me?

[–]Hoobleton 11 points12 points ago

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It's a reference to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, from the movie Mary Poppins.

[–]thang1thang2 6 points7 points ago

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I hate your flair so much...

[–]spartacus- 5 points6 points ago

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Some people just feel the need to be jerks with their flair.

[–]Cant_explain_that 2 points3 points ago

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You know... I hadn't even seen it, thanks I guess

[–]thang1thang2 -1 points0 points ago

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Can't explain that.

[–]Theropissed 0 points1 point ago

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OH JESUS LOL

[–]cyberpop 0 points1 point ago

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Translation, "WTF I'm in a flying car". No wait that's chitty chitty bang bang...

[–]Wiki_pedo 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer the porno version, aka Shitty Shitty Gang Bang.

[–]sneakay 0 points1 point ago

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Click on the imgur link if you haven't already. I too read the "Context" thinking it was the title and didn't understand.

If you still don't understand after seeing the picture here's some more context.

[–]SirFappleton 4 points5 points ago

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TUK;DR

[–]bobstay 0 points1 point ago

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You fool.

[–]Samueltouchdown 0 points1 point ago

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I remember that match. my dad had his head in his hands afterwards.

[–]deartheworld 11 points12 points ago

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what are the chances

[–]tinfins 27 points28 points ago

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Never tell me the odds!

[–]MogusMaximus 11 points12 points ago

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approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one!!

[–]thang1thang2 1 point2 points ago

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Way to kill the joke, C3P0

[–]mego 0 points1 point ago

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One of the tightrope walkers was 60 years old!

[–]Publius82 0 points1 point ago

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Heh came in to say this. A fellow recovered Farker?

[–]MrSkywalker 0 points1 point ago

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Talking about me here?

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points ago

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[–]runswithcoyotes 28 points29 points ago

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[–]NAND42 12 points13 points ago

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"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed," he told reporters on Wednesday.

"I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

From the article.

[–]KojakMoment 7 points8 points ago

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I read FUDGICIDE.

[–]IHazMagics 1 point2 points ago

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Under my socialist regime, you can all step in my freezer.

Fugicide follows

[–]Theropissed 0 points1 point ago

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who the fuck doesn't know what a fudgesicle is in this country?Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]TheAdAgency 4 points5 points ago

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Cage, who now lives in Nassau, Bahamas, said he could not stay in the house after that.

This is why I refuse to buy a house. All it takes is one naked ice-cream incident and you have to burn it all down.

[–]KnowledgeAndReason 2 points3 points ago

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How'd it get burned!?

[–]iamerroneous 1 point2 points ago

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Wat.

[–]RadWhiteAndBlue 1 point2 points ago

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Wat.

[–]Theropissed 5 points6 points ago

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In the butt.

[–]NonAmerican 2 points3 points ago

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Quite inaccurate though. A tired gay would succumb to dicks much sooner.

[–]tins1 40 points41 points ago

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[–]ThadChat 5 points6 points ago

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Not the cat London wants, but the one it deserves.

[–]nzred 2 points3 points ago

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Half chicken half cat

[–]Coffeybeanz 1 point2 points ago

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i always thought they looked like the boots from portal.

[–]GoTeamAwesome 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to reply to this thread with my favorite headline, but damn it, the one you linked has become my new favorite.

[–]TrainFan 26 points27 points ago

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[–]houseloop 14 points15 points ago

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Is Cracked usually this funny? I am crying

[–]VanFailin 5 points6 points ago

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two days of great sex for under $5.

Must be a Groupon.

[–]houseloop 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JohnTDouche 1 point2 points ago

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It's the spam. Myself and a couple of friends went through about 3000 spam mails on one of my email accounts a few years ago. Tears were streaming down our faces with laughter. I immediately recognised the "your dick will explode" one from the cracked piece. That one and variants of it were fairly common.

Unfortunately spam isn't as funny as it used to be and with spam filters being more effective, I think the age of funny spam is over.

[–]TrainFan -2 points-1 points ago

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No.

[–]muoncat 8 points9 points ago

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It's funny because it's by David Wong, who's responsible for most of the good articles on Cracked.

[–]Publius82 0 points1 point ago

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He's also responsible for John Dies at the End, one of the funniest things I've ever read.

[–]oer6000 -1 points0 points ago

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Or Jacopo, who's surely gotta be a columnist soon.

[–]SirFappleton 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. fucking ad took the form of a fake spider on a web that fell to the middle of the page while I was reading. I screamed.

[–]Publius82 1 point2 points ago

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It's actually not an ad. It's a link to all the creepy/horror themed articles.

[–]Theropissed 1 point2 points ago

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LMAO

[–]Bladewing10 1 point2 points ago

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Yup. Now my monitor has a dent in it.

[–]GloomySunday 17 points18 points ago

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That is one angry looking otter, and I have seen some angry otters in my life.

[–]Dewtacular 4 points5 points ago

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It must have been having Otterrible day.

[–]TheDingos -1 points0 points ago

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Ya it looks like it was looking for something otter to do.

[–]RahvinDragand 13 points14 points ago

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Hide ya fish. Hide ya hens.

[–]agentbuttonsgo 3 points4 points ago

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Otters devastatin errbody out here

[–]Lillipout 10 points11 points ago

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Not as good as "Headless Body in Topless Bar". The karate kick really sells it.

[–]ThisIsYerBrainOnCats 1 point2 points ago

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One of the great classics. A perfect confluence of events, and a headline writer who knew what to do with them.

[–]zserf 0 points1 point ago

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The headline on the side is "SENATE OKAYS PREZ'S PICK FOR ARMS CONTROL".

[–]Boolderdash 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Metaphoricalsimile 8 points9 points ago

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Boring is a town in Oregon. "Boring man leaps from bridge" was a headline once :D

My other favorite was on the front page of a Connecticut newspaper, just after The 6th Sense came out: "Local mystic says life is good for dead people."

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Boring is a state, too. It's nickname is "Delaware."

[–]nchammer326 47 points48 points ago

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[–]lackofbrain 9 points10 points ago

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Consider that from the other side - the guy sitting in heaven trying to impress the 72 virgins Allah promised him by saying "My balls are so hard I broke a man's foot with them!"

[–]SpermWhale 0 points1 point ago

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His balls are now used as number 7 and 2 billiard balls.

[–]xamorok 2 points3 points ago

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WHY ARENT YOU TELLING ME ABOUT HOMESTUCK

[–]nchammer326 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Charrrro 47 points48 points ago

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Almost as good as this

[–]Mr_Holmes 8 points9 points ago*

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My brother is a Special Olympics athlete, I volunteer at a summer camp for disabled young adults each summer, the improper use of the word retarded bothers me and is unnecessary most of the time, etc., you get the point. But god damn, this is the funniest thing The Onion has ever done. I literally lol when I see this, then I feel bad for laughing it.

EDIT: May or may not have made a typo.

[–]The_Dirty_Carl 8 points9 points ago

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retarded

Poor spelling bothers me, but I wouldn't call it offensive.

[–]Mr_Holmes 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, you're talking to a former elementary school spelling spelling bee champion here. Trust me, (I think) I know what I'm doing.

[–]The_Dirty_Carl 2 points3 points ago

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I took third at districts in the seventh grade, sir. Bow to your superior!

[–]Mr_Holmes 3 points4 points ago

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I got out in the first round at the district level. :( It was because of nerves though, I swear.

[–]deartheworld 2 points3 points ago

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Almost got on base.

[–]koavf -3 points-2 points ago

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These pun threads are a real strikeout with me.

[–]lemur84 4 points5 points ago

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[–]EasyGuess 3 points4 points ago

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[–]goa5000 0 points1 point ago

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SUATMM where do i buy these

[–]EasyGuess 1 point2 points ago

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I brew them myself. I have about 7 meads/ciders with silly otter names. So... Take your money and spend them on brewing equipment!

[–]gspm 5 points6 points ago

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I love the headline for (lowly) Inverness Caledonian Thistle's 3-1 win over (giants) Celtic, at Celtic's home ground, in the 2000 Scottish Cup...Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious.

[–]durrthock 2 points3 points ago

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[–]Krushed_RED_pepperR 0 points1 point ago

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[–]navjam 2 points3 points ago

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The guy in the picture looks like Taggart from Eureka which is even more funny because he's the animal guy from Eureka.

[–]agrees_with_stupid 2 points3 points ago

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[–]sanssomnia72 7 points8 points ago

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That is otterly hilarious.

[–]sir_wise_ass[!] 1 point2 points ago

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that pun is forking terrible...

[–]ArmaGDon 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it was lutra witty.

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[–]ArmaGDon 2 points3 points ago

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It's too e-sea.

[–]DiegoTheGnome 4 points5 points ago

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I've had it with this otter nonsense.

[–]thegregbradley 8 points9 points ago

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Otters? Who cares. If it's not about beavers, I don't give a dam.

[–]sandozguineapig 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed so hard I got an anal fisher.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That pun made me gofer cover.

[–]Chiburger 2 points3 points ago

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Seal this thread up, boys. We're done here.

[–]a_w_y 1 point2 points ago

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Is this meant to be funny? Pull the otter one.

[–]rattietattat 1 point2 points ago

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:( at first I thought there was something wrong with the otters!

[–]rabidhamster2002 1 point2 points ago

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SAVE THE OTTERS! Let them eat all the fish, hens, and children they want!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That is one menacing looking otter.

[–]NAT0strike 0 points1 point ago

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Do you think they Photoshopped it to look that menacing? All the pictures I've ever seen of otters are super cute and fuzzy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It totally could be, to make the story even scarier!

[–]thats_no_spoon 1 point2 points ago

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My old time favorite is still:

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

[–]goa5000 1 point2 points ago

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crosspost to /r/otters!

[–]batteripakke 1 point2 points ago

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My favourite was on the frontpage of some local newspaper: MAN ALMOST TRAPPED IN PUBLIC TOILET WE HAVE TESTED PUBLIC TOILETS

[–]Skooj 1 point2 points ago

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Otter Devastation would be an awesome name for a band

[–]Soutael 1 point2 points ago

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This looks like a fucking nhl.com headline.

[–]Ottersx 1 point2 points ago

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Ummm, sorry guys.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Mad Cow Disease Wreaks Udder Mayhem." These writers have to do something to amuse themselves. Upvote.

[–]Porkins14 1 point2 points ago

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Up voting partly due to the hilarious article title, and partly because the article is about a place near to where I live.

[–]electrofizz 1 point2 points ago

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The New York Post has a strong entry in this competition.

[–]Ottersx 1 point2 points ago

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Shit guys, there was a misunderstanding.

[–]matthank 1 point2 points ago

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I have two, though I no longer have the articles...

"Church Parking Lot Exit Still Not Wanted"

and, the best one: "Anti-Poverty Organization Goes Broke"

[–]ANDpandy 1 point2 points ago

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Hide yo' fish, hide yo' hens. Cos the otter is devastating everybody out here

[–]Z06 0 points1 point ago

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Because it's fon-to-due

[–]kevLAXpro 0 points1 point ago

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Soon

[–]sleepwithafryingpan 0 points1 point ago

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my favorite headline ever: "Drunk Granny Kicks Guarda in Ribs", from small irish newspaper

[–]Omniabsence 0 points1 point ago

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That otter needs a manacle.

[–]GirthMallet 0 points1 point ago

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My otter brothers won't be oppressed!

[–]Hoobleton 0 points1 point ago

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Do you mean a monocle or...?

[–]Omniabsence 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's what I said. A manacle.

[–]Lurking_Grue 0 points1 point ago

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Hide your fish, hide your hens.

[–]danimal82 0 points1 point ago

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this made me laugh way too hard. i think it's because that really looks like a scumbag otter. who's gonna photoshop the hat in?

[–]empireoflight 0 points1 point ago

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NY Post had one way back in the 80's, with a 16 year old kid who got the death penalty. It showed a forlorn looking sap with SMALL FRY in gigantic letters across the cover. I wish I could find a pic.

[–]Worryaboutstuff 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Prestige0 0 points1 point ago

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School Bully Not So Tough Since Being Molested

[–]EvilTony 0 points1 point ago

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This works with cows too.

[–]GiantTurtleHat 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favorite headline now.

[–]AttackPony 0 points1 point ago

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I have never seen an otter that looked angry before. I didn't know this was possible!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BigBash642 0 points1 point ago

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The Otter's face makes the picture

[–]cakezilla 0 points1 point ago

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Starting a new water-living-mammal themed death metal band OTTER. DEVASTATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

[–]life036 0 points1 point ago

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Why must newspapers always play with silly little puns like this to deliver our news?

[–]nagemnagem 0 points1 point ago

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It's true. Once I came home to find the chickens had been mass murdered with body parts strewn around the yard. I distinctly remember scraping a perfect pile of chicken gut off of a stump. I used a shovel and the 'eyes covered' technique usually reserved for the scary parts of movies.

[–]odLott 0 points1 point ago

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I still prefer the infamous FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER

[–]Merlyn_LeRoy 0 points1 point ago

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And there's also this classic NY Post headline

[–]Otter_Slaughter 0 points1 point ago

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Something must be done.

[–]lukepeacock 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Ross, I like your last name!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now is the dawn of the Sea Otter! Know this humans, we shall smash your skulls like a clam on our bellies. Sound the neferti!

[–]ednedred 0 points1 point ago

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was that guy in the picture Taggert from Eureka?

[–]BloodSoakedDoilies 0 points1 point ago

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[–]OvarianCamper 0 points1 point ago

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A THOUSAND TIMES YES

[–]CleverOtter 0 points1 point ago

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alright but seriously. don't devastate the otters.

[–]dart22 0 points1 point ago

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You could say it was an excited otterance.

[–]exizt 0 points1 point ago

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At some point you've realized the futility of any attempt to top your own masterpiece and stopped trying, haven't you?

[–]dart22 1 point2 points ago

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For about two months after that I was afraid after I posted anything people would realize that I'm not a comedic genius at all, and come after me with torches and pitchforks.

Granted that particular pun wasn't even really all that funny. It was just a right-place-right-time type of thing.

[–]exizt 1 point2 points ago

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"He's a phony! A big fat phony!"

[–]aplur 0 points1 point ago

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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

[–]AetherAeternus 0 points1 point ago

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They also somehow managed to get like the only picture of a mean otter in the whole world.

[–]indoordinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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The picture in this headline is from the Otter wikipedia page

[–]ThingsImNot 0 points1 point ago

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That otter has the most malicious look on it's face.

[–]albite 0 points1 point ago

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I guess writing for nhl.com didn't pay enough on its own.

[–]yyx9 0 points1 point ago

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This title was very true. Excellent find OP

[–]katherini 0 points1 point ago

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That otter's eyes are brimming with evil.

[–]CauchemarSJH 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to get that writer some sunglasses!!

[–]Shoelace_Farmer 0 points1 point ago

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This is the kind of headline newspapers can only dream about. It's a once in a lifetime event for a writer. And it's beautiful!

[–]otterfied 0 points1 point ago

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i am otter and i know what this devastation is like.

[–]im_chuck_testa 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE!

[–]OleDaneBoy 0 points1 point ago

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This sounds like one of Karl pilkingtons educating Ricky titles

[–]boredom-works 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's adorable that that's the grumpiest picture of an otter they could find.

[–]mendicant1116 0 points1 point ago

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That would be a great band name.

[–]Theropissed 0 points1 point ago

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The guy in the center and the otter look related.

[–]dyingenglish 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NoodleKaboodle 0 points1 point ago

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That's otter nonsense!

[–]patadrag 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kozgur24 0 points1 point ago

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haha awesome!

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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That is otterly disgusting!

[–]EricCartmenez 0 points1 point ago

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Otterly funny headline

[–]stickstofje 0 points1 point ago

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i thought otters ate clams?

[–]snap_wilson 0 points1 point ago

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"For expert testimony on this situation, we interviewed a creepy, bald guy and had him stare malevolently at the camera."

[–]Robincognito 0 points1 point ago

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One of my favourites.

It only gets better after the headline.

[–]Kaylee__Frye 0 points1 point ago

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[–]OtterEnthusiast 0 points1 point ago

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Me and my significant otter find this quite amusing!

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

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TIL otters eat hens. WTF?

[–]heresyourhardware 0 points1 point ago

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[–]spacejebus 0 points1 point ago

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Tornado passes through cemetery, hundreds dead!

[–]_pumpkinpies 0 points1 point ago

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I especially enjoy the menacing looking otter they chose for the photoshoot.

[–]kasparovnutter 0 points1 point ago

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The hens justify the means

[–]bruint 0 points1 point ago

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Call me immature but this is my favourite.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My favourite headline was from a while ago, from the Western Morning News (Devon): BADGERS: IT'S BREAKING POINT

[–]TheAethereal 0 points1 point ago

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Otter Devastation, Saturday, on SyFy.

[–]Llanolinn 0 points1 point ago

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I just love how damn menacing the Otter looks.. haha

[–]makinian 0 points1 point ago

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Up-vote, saw the post this morning. just picked up the local rag,,W.T.F. the dreadful post is famous,

nice one ross

[–]Hector_Kur 0 points1 point ago

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Oh the huge manatee!

[–]asldkfououhe 0 points1 point ago

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i want to kill myself whenever is see impact font because of reddit

[–]derguteludwig 0 points1 point ago

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otters ate almost all of the trout in my pond. I went ape shit and killed every last one. threw the carcasses in the lake for the trout. peheheh

[–]gary0ak 0 points1 point ago

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How could you! They're so cute! You monster! ;_;

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Otters fuck shit up.

They destroyed all our crab traps and ate all our crabs (well over 100 at the time!).

One actually got stuck in a trap and drowned.  It was pretty disgusting.  Odd thing was, our neighbors called their like 8 year old daughter to come see the dead otter.

What.

The.

Fuck.

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[–]l33pi3p3r -1 points0 points ago

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Dun dun. Daaa

[–]Typing_on_Ambien -1 points0 points ago

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You accidentally a "U"

[–]rosspeacock[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope just from the UK, we spell things correctly here.