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[–]Stop_Sign 16 points17 points ago

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Comfortable footwear encourages moral decadence.

Hilarious.

[–]Velex27 4 points5 points ago

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Fucking comfortable footwear, corrupting our youth!

[–]A_Is_For_Atheist 26 points27 points ago

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Great example of Poe's Law.

[–]Ohtanks 12 points13 points ago*

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This is really funny, but pretty obviously fake. I considered it until the "Chains" and "seeds of satan" and "too much freedom of movement and thought".

Edit: Thanks to AtheistArtist for the original link. The artist is very much being satirical. He puts up many other comics, all in the name of humor. The link OliviaC put up is to some very extreme, very scary-sounding super right wing Christian site, who failed to properly see satire.

[–]OliviaC[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Actually, it's from this lovely website http://atheiststooges.wordpress.com/

[–]AtheistArtist 10 points11 points ago

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Actually it's from here originally: http://livelyivy.deviantart.com/gallery/#/dwdfa9

[–]OliviaC[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for the real link. I should've done some deeper research.

[–]AtheistArtist 0 points1 point ago

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No problem. :)

[–]apeman5291 2 points3 points ago

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Are you saying that's not satire?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I love the "hit list" on that site.

[–]soupahkoopah 0 points1 point ago

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I love it because of how afraid it makes me.

[–]inferno719 1 point2 points ago

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Why are people downvoting him? It's not like he knew. Unless that's his blog, then he probably did.

[–]StagPartyGames 0 points1 point ago

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In an article further down the page they say "Atheism is not a manmade doctrine but a doctrine of the demons. Its originator is none other than the old serpent himself..."

Logic at its finest. How is this argument supposed to convince someone who does not believe in the devil to convert to Christianity?

[–]rumguzzler 4 points5 points ago

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An absolute stereotype. I have a full-on mountain-man beard.

[–]KillaPeas 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone with a wallet chain is a tool.

[–]Mrwhalefail 2 points3 points ago

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Gotta love a good satire every once in a while. Well done.

[–]bronsonbaker 2 points3 points ago

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My favorite one is "Comfortable footwear encourages moral decadence"

[–]Kasuli 2 points3 points ago

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Don't know about him, but my atheist hands know exactly what they're doing.

[–]trust_the_corps 0 points1 point ago

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Mine don't, but whatever they're doing it feels great.

[–]33degrees 1 point2 points ago

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So what do atheist girls look like?

[–]IveGotAHadron 0 points1 point ago

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The exact same, because they refuse the beauty of the appearance they were given BY THE GRACE OF THE ALMIGHTY!!!

[–]uniquepurecombat 1 point2 points ago

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I hope you realize this is a hilarious example of the infamous double-troll.

[–]Fantasticriss 1 point2 points ago

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I lost a friend over this post! She didn't know I was an heathen and when she confronted me about it, she said "You had that picture on your facebook of what an atheist looks like and that's how I found out. We can't be friends." Welp! See ya later

[–]schuman 1 point2 points ago

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"too much freedom of thought". Priceless.

[–]InsaneDrunkenAngel 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad that I meet most of those criteria? XD

[–]BaronOshawott 0 points1 point ago

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I meet every one of these criteria. It makes me happy.

[–]jimminybillybob123 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, too much freedom of movement and thought was the best

[–]GiveBlood88 0 points1 point ago

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repost, downvote, move on

[–]btabes 0 points1 point ago

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Ah the worldly gods, Wallet and Pants, they are by far the most devious!

[–]texting_and_scones 0 points1 point ago

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"Notices poptarts before God's omnipresence."

God should hand out more poptarts instead of just being a creepy lurker.

[–]YeNdEz 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck did I just real?

[–]tahollow 0 points1 point ago

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So according to that, the young man in the picture has a bladder infection and the answers can be found in or near a urinal?

[–]outopian 0 points1 point ago

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I was under the impression Satan seed is stored in socks.

[–]blart_history 0 points1 point ago

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This picture is crazy old.

[–]potentialmastermind 0 points1 point ago

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How did they know we carry around seeds of Satan in our pockets?! Fuck, they've found us out!

[–]mismatchgaz 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ Nobody told me i'd get painful urination

[–]Nethius 0 points1 point ago

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""Baggy pants for too much freedom of movement and thought"

How is that a bad thing?

[–]Basteh 0 points1 point ago

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haha silly Christians they will never know the comfortableness of a nice pair of slacks and a comfortable pair of shoes

[–]wonderfuldog 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BdotDS 1 point2 points ago*

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Thank you. Just know that out of the hordes of downvoting mouth-breathers, you got at least one upvote from me.

Edit: Sometimes I think this should be the r/atheism logo. When people say, "r/atheism is full of assholes," then whatever. Fuck them. Yeah, we're mad. There was just a post covering this. Let us rant about how stupid religion is in peace, in the only place where it is acceptable. However, when people say, "r/atheism is just a big circlejerk," I can't entirely disagree. Sometimes I feel as if r/atheism is nothing more than an anthology of old, reused quotes slapped on an image, facebook screencaps, rage comics, and other common reposts.

[–]yyx9 0 points1 point ago

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I will make sure I print these out and hang them to my friends and family. Thank God I can identify these people now, and thank you for your help OP.

[–]gahvandure 0 points1 point ago

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Funny, though I have cropped hair, a full beard, and am usually wearing scrubs...

[–]dolphinhj 0 points1 point ago

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"Is your housemate Tim Buckley?"

[–]correctBatman 0 points1 point ago

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B^U

[–]SnakeMan448 -1 points0 points ago

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This is so stupid, it actually caused my internet to crash.

[–]OddDude55 -1 points0 points ago

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I like it, but if this is a gem, it's like... the quartz of gems.

[–]ahurlly -2 points-1 points ago

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I can't figure out if this is something that theists created to make fun of atheists or if this is something atheists made to make fun of theists who think atheists actually look/act like this. If it's the first then theists not only lack common sense but also comedic abilities.