top 200 commentsshow all 373

[–]Scunt_Brundi 738 points739 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She about to unleash the Yule log

[–]panfist 259 points260 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

NO.

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

YES.

[–]wishfulendeavors13 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Maybe........?

[–]sup_dood 20 points21 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

HO HO HO

[–]smdepot 27 points28 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DOO DOO DOO

[–]smithincanton 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hoe Hoe Hoe?

[–]WolfrikM 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

NO NO NO!

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

YAY!

[–]rydogg707 50 points51 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I laughed too hard at this at work. Awesome.

[–]Omerta_CDD 30 points31 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Even though NSFW lol.

[–]hookedupphat 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I like to live dangerously.

[–]rydogg707 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Exactly.

[–]Skat402 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

<reads comment> "heh..." <scrollscrollscrolls> <delayed digestion of what I just read> "Oh...oh my god"

[–]970blue 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Noelers gonna noel.

[–]butt_hole_pleasures 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo?

[–]nauree 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Someone explain this for me.

[–]thatwasntababyruth 58 points59 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

itsapoopjokelol

[–]Enterice 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

A Yule Log is basically a chocolate cake shaped like a log.

[–]maineac 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

A Yule log is a piece of wood that was specifically used for the Christmas fire.

[–]hivemonkey 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It tastes Okay . . .

[–]Wyrmshadow 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I always preferred a Yule Tide.

[–]describes_nsfw 867 points868 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Black family sitting around (with a young child) watching a black stripper on the ground with her legs back over her head spreading her "holes". There is a Christmas tree in the room.

Disclaimer: I added race in this instance considering how many comments referenced it. I did not use the term African-American due to there being no way to tell if they are Americans, nor does African descent actually give racial information...Charlize Theron is an African American.

[–]intensenerd 112 points113 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You're pretty awesome. Thanks.

[–]describes_nsfw 89 points90 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thanks for the support, it's the reason I do it =)

[–]ijordison 26 points27 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That and the karma.

[–]mausx3 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Actually, I thought the support was the karma itself. Isn't it?

[–]cultured_banana_slug 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He scars his mind so we don't have to.

[–]Volker_Metal 48 points49 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have been trying to explain to people that White skin coloured people can be African-American too. You should see the looks I get when I explain that if you are born in Africa then move here, you are, in fact, African-American. People have been brain washed to think that African-American in the polite way to say Black. I hate it.

[–]whocares123 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is why I choose not to use that term, unless I know them. For one if I don't know you how do I know your African and american? I just use the term black/white, if anyone has a problem with it I simply explain my reasoning. I'm white but my mother was German, I don't see German or European on most forms and no one would ever call me that (how would they know) as far as ethnicity goes i'm white/ Caucasian. If I was black and from say England and someone called me African American i'd be irritated.

[–]famousninja 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Your username is fitting, and you make some valid points.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yeah, but African-american was never really used to describe anything OTHER than skin color. It's a stupid word that exists only because it was somehow construed as less racist than saying black. if I were black I'd refuse to call myself African-American. I'm a white American and refuse to call myself anything other than American. I'm not German-American, of polish descent, Irish American or any other retarded fucking term like that. I was born in America, my parent's were born in America, my grand parents were born in America, my great grand parents were born in America. and I really don't even like calling myself an American. I'm a human and so is every other person. Where their mother happened to shat them out doesn't make them any more or less human. these simple minded terms only serve to divide people into groups that find reasons to dislike the other groups.

[–]daveysprocks 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I defend using "black" by insisting people call me Irish-American instead of white.

It fucks wit dey heads.

[–]HolyFlyingPenguins 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I hate the term African American. Always have. I decided to do like Randall in Clerks 2, but I'm taking back negro.

[–]dicey 74 points75 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

TIL about Charlize Theron.

[–]Kateysomething 36 points37 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Also, her mom killed her dad.

[–]cjdyal 79 points80 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thanks Captain Sunshine

[–]ap66crush 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You are welcome Lord Commander Snow.

[–]Itsgoodsoup 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dave Matthews too

[–]tkw954 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Aw man, I got so drunk last night. I African-American'ed out" -Zach Galifianakis

Side note: I tried to search for this to get the exact quote, but Google helpfully replaced it with "blacked out".

[–]geckooooo 29 points30 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Charlize Theron is an African American.

Then my mind expanded. I know a white girl from South Africa, never realize she was African American till just now. Thank you.

[–]hookedupphat 41 points42 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm a white guy from South Africa, my whole life I've joked about being African American, and how I was going to apply to colleges as an African American, but chickened out last minute.

Maybe grad school...

[–]g4r4e0g 31 points32 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wow, I just realized how ridiculous of a term African American is.

[–]donkeydiddler 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It really is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

[–]shuddleston919 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well... I wouldn't jump to conclusions about its status as a term.

It's actually a useful term in its correct application. Problem is, back in the '90s, there was a surge of PC ('politically-correct) language, in the media and in political speech. Using the term 'african american' was considered to be the best approximation to the term 'black' without saying 'black'. That was the error; many people began using the term 'african american' as a blanket term to convey someone's skin color. Very quickly it was the de facto term for 'black', even though using the word 'black' may have been a superior description, but to actually say 'black' as a description was considered rude, and even racist. Makes a hell of a lot of no sense, right? But this language was bolstered in a time of racial tension in the states, and to counter the hivemind with rational criticism of the application of the term was not 'PC'.

I remember OJ Simpson was all over the news during that time, and many times the reporters would refer to him as an 'African American' man. Well, that's not correct- he's American. His parents may have been African American, but he was born in san francisco.

Damn, now I feel old.

[–]slagahthor 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Now people are gonna be mad that white folks stole African American from them too. First Oprah, now this???

[–]t3yrn 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thank. You.

The term has a clear implication and those of us who clearly remember when the term came up, and grew up in the 90's when that term was ingrained into our heads, hear it and think "black." It is, for all intents and purposes, synonymous. Yes, semantically it is completely erroneous, but we were taught for many years, indirectly or otherwise, that this is the correct term to use. I wish people would stop going ape-shit over it.

You want it to go away? Ignore it, and don't use it. The less a term is used, the less it'll be copied, and the quicker it'll fade out. Keep making a big fuss over it and bring it up every damn time and you just enforce that it holds some significance.

[–]ItAllSeemedHarmless 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Do it kaffa!

[–]ButterThatBacon 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That would have been an amazing moment. The admissions director would meet you and say 'Oh, you're not African American!' Then you'd like to say (in your accent) "LOL you mad, mate?" He would have to just sit there and groove on it.

[–]punkfunkymonkey 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]thatwasntababyruth 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dave Matthews is another example you can use when you tell people about it.

[–]mtwrite4 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What do they call Black people in Europe? Seriously, I don't know and am curious.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

In Norway, black people are called "neger", which is essentially "negro". Sometimes people use "mørk" which means dark or "svart" which means black. Neger is probably the most used and least offensive term for someone one assumes has African heritage.

[–]lobster_johnson 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, you assume people have a need to refer to black people as some kind of subgroup, which is not necessarily the case, since "black people" is not an ethnic group. Case in point: A lot of south-Asian people (India, Pakistan, etc.) are so dark-skinned as to qualify as "black". Here in Europe we usually refer to people by their nationality (or continent of origin): Somalian, Nigerian, Australian, Indian, and so on.

[–]ElCaz 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

In Canada we call black people black people and south Asians brown people.

[–]thebusdriver86 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

true

[–]t3yrn 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's all well and good but it doesn't apply to strangers -- if you don't know where they're from, then what? Run up and ask them, then be precise on your descriptive? It's just a generalization, and it comes in handy sometimes. Sure if you can tell generally where they're from, if they're Arabic or Indian, or Asian, white or black. I mean, if someone comes up and asks "did you see a black dude in a red cap?" you wouldn't be all "Nope! I saw a Nigerian though!!"

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]bottom_dweller 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Cleaners. Or sometimes kitchen staff.

[–]DaMountainDwarf 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DAmn... I'm really starting to like this account. Keep it coming, brotha.

[–]blackseal 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thanks also for reminding me that Charlize Theron exists. I haven't thought about that sexy African-American in a while!

[–]1234blahblahblah 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Also the picture is full of black people.

[–]laidymondegreen 77 points78 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I saw this picture a long time ago, and in the intervening time I still haven't been able to make it make sense.

[–]sweetloris 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Where was it from?

[–]AmIKawaiiUguuu 162 points163 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

A house filled with black people.

[–]nitro316 100 points101 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

A prison?

[–]puterTDI 20 points21 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

nope, KFC.

[–]Tepoztecatl 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This made me laugh out loud. I can understand the downvotes, but people need to calm down with the race thing. Making fun of something white people do is not racist.

[–]36_chambers 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Prison: It's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.

[–]Capn_Lunch 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Detroit

[–]NolanRoss 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What a shitty place. It does have the Detroit Auto Show and the Lafayette though.

[–]laidymondegreen 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm fairly sure it was posted here. It looks like I emailed an imgur link of it to a friend last September, according to the magic of gmail.

[–]ICanMakeThisAMeme 30 points31 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The Aristocrats!

[–]Pumpkin_Pie 82 points83 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Spysix 32 points33 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's a masturbation minefield.

[–]LincolnHighwater 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WHAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ok, I thought maybe you were exaggerating, but I swear I said exactly the same thing, all ten a's of it.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So many kids scarred for life :( Seriously fuck these people

[–]feanturi 38 points39 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Somebody did. That's the problem.

[–]bottom_dweller 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Which ones would you determine have been scarred for life?

[–]happybadger 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Scarred for life... by seeing genitals? I don't know what you're packing, but if I look down I see a penis. Seeing another penis isn't going to make me turn the nearest revolver on my head.

[–]Storyforu 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]baxter12345 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

They will never look at Spongebob the same way again. He lives in a pineapple under the sea and has sex with your mom at your birth party.

[–]Negative__One 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Last pic on there is a shop of our own.

[–]Enterice 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Made it to the last one, actually got the biggest chuckle out of that lol.

[–]TheDeanMan 15 points16 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Its a photoshopped image, sorry I had to ruin it for you.

[–]Enterice 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yea it was just funny hitting a meme after all that hilarious debauchery.

[–]klsi832 77 points78 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ho, ho, ho.

[–]rydogg707 30 points31 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Green Giant?

[–]klsi832 49 points50 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Black stripper.

[–]IrishSchmirish 21 points22 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I so sang that

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]revmitcz 156 points157 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What's always shocked me is how the women in the room look so happy and proud of what's going on.

Maybe it's a bribe.

"ooh... if we get our men a stripper to come in here and show off her sweet wet love-hole... shit, girl, we got it made ALL year. Anything that goes down, we can be like 'Hey! I gave you a stripper's wide-open pussy, flappin' around in front of the christmas tree... don't you give me no lip!', I tell ya, it's perfect!"

[–]BebopPatrol 49 points50 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I read that in a black woman's voice automatically. So... good job!

[–]TiePilot 24 points25 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

as did I, my invoice is a racist...

[–]xerexerex 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Do you at least get a discount for paying it early?

[–]TiePilot 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I did actually, that and Geico. FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN't TYPE...

[–]kez420 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Specifically Wanda Sykes for me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Part of me feels horrible for thinking, you know, that's actually not such a bad idea...

[–]valiantX 22 points23 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's just a family gynecological exam check up, geez people.

[–]atomic811 33 points34 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She was trying on her Nuvaring

[–]dmcnelly 30 points31 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, she did say "If you like it then you should put a ring on it."

[–]ExplainEverything 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ಠ_ಠ

[–]devosdk 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oddly enough, this explained everything. Good job.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

IN it.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What? How do you guys celebrate? ಠ_ಠ

[–]TheThirdBlackGuy 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

With strippers and children, look at the picture man.

[–]husak 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I can't believe you posted this before thanksgiving.

[–]The_Mad_Highlander 130 points131 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is this what they do at Kwanza?

[–]enigmaurora 65 points66 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

brb converting

[–]RobbyTheSheef 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

To a minority religion few people truly understand: "Black"

[–]joethebeast 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

...I want to go to there.

[–]Krissy612 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes, yes it is.

[–]Letsgetitkraken 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

At Uncle Luke's house it is.

[–]NeilsErikTheRedd 23 points24 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I wish to God there was a backstory here. Or some additional pics. Or both.

[–]crmacjr 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

OMG, for the love of humanity! Will you please clean your damn carpet...jesus.

[–]BbIT 21 points22 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Parents of the year.

[–]JC2535 22 points23 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Show 'em what you learned in stripper school, baby."

[–]throwaway42013 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

$20 says the little girl grows up to be a stripper/hooker, any takers?

[–]nksdabomb 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Couldn't have vacuumed before they invited company over?

[–]Wycked1 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Never in my life have I wanted a context more than I do now.

[–]360walkaway 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

NSFW + "family thing" = no way I'm clicking that at work.

[–]kingoftown 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pretty sure the NSFW part should be sufficient

[–]tiny_mars_humans 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Does anyone find that position attractive?

[–]pokie6 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes.

[–]Philbert_1 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

you misspelled "thang"

[–]Liktwo[S] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i really considered that before :D

[–]mellowest 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Holy shit I looked right into that.

[–]kirtap 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That little girl is the only one in the room who looks completely disgusted.

[–]nburghmatt 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

the aunt and uncle by the door look proud

[–]hi_blue 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Santa brought a stripper? I knew I was asking for the wrong things...

[–]daleok 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The crack ho family celebrating the holidays.

[–]Radico87 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

God forbid I want to hire a black chick to accessorize my rug. That'll be racist oooo.

[–]mynameisjudge 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

A dark day in that family's history.

[–]Anti-Star 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Literally.

[–]shaggyzon4 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Part of me thinks this pic MUST be 'shopped. The other part knows that people really are that fucked up. And, of course, a small part of me wishes that Xmas at my house was EXACTLY like that.

[–]sandman979 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The turkey's ready to be stuffed boys!!!! No but seriously, what's the context of this? Really depressing.

[–]latecraigy 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She really hid those gifts well.

[–]j0c1f3r 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

lol...black people.

[–]safetywerd 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That carpet is filthy.

[–]DownHouse 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

so is the floor.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No presents under that tree..

[–]baldmanspeaking 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The present is already unwrapped.

[–]FatStig 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She just got a norelco asshole shaver.

[–]1NDawesome 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

to spread your buttocks for the whole family to see?

[–]aidsrainbow 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can I even get a little context? How does this even happen?

[–]Boreal_girl 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm pretty sure that is their gramma.

[–]EatBooks 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Shopped.

[–]BillStickers99 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And so begins the new episode of Fringe when the team discovers a apartment was engulfed by a black hole

[–]lectricman6002 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think she's a ventriloquist.

[–]SpeedyClackston000 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]HerculesJones 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

a tiny little bit of too much nasty for me

[–]lindberghbaby 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is shopped right?

[–]muffions 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

da... fuck?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Spread butthole and all. That's just wrong.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]LudwigLobsters 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't know, man. I've been to a few black Christmases and they've all been like this.

[–]effarve 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

how the fuck you just gonna sit there smiling whiule a little girl is watching blatantly...

[–]Timmmyy 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Please, it's not even Halloween yet and already the Christmas posts are coming up. Have you no decency? No sense of shame? Sorry, it's just that I really hate Christmas creep.

[–]gretaaterg 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No NSFW tag? Really? What if I had a job and saw this at work!

[–]americafuckyea 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You would have the day off tomorrow.

[–]gretaaterg 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WOOHOO!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

End now Ms. Latisha will perform her piece de resistance "The Horn of Gondor".

[–]classicduster 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

something something something, black hole, something something.

[–]MusicMagi 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? IT'S LIKE THEIR CHILDREN HAVE NO CHANCE OF BECOMING WELL-ADJUSTED, NORMAL PEOPLE. CHILD ABUSE

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]SgtBaxter 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Says the person clicking links in WHAT THE FUCK

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]mildlystoned 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'd like to point out that what you've said isn't offensive. You made a joke about a racial stereotype that doesn't exist. I don't understand the downvotes.

[–]JVanity 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think some one should call CPS

[–]Brlkhh001 41 points42 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hello cps, there is a reddit post, take care of it.

[–]inmate2 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ok.

If I have ever wanted someone to find out the context of something posted on the internet...

IT'S THIS.

[–]barrymacockenya 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I must admit this is way cooler than my straight-edge family christmas parties.

[–]GenericUsername12 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There's no possible context that can justify what's happening here...

[–]hubbabubbahobo 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I know I've lived in Japan too long when I see that and think, the fact they are wearing shoes in the house is as nasty as anything else in this pic.

[–]throatsplooshers 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This ain't no white Christmas

[–]SalvadorDaliLama 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

in before the knee-jerk racism....I'm too late.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]NolanRoss 15 points16 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I like how reddit acts all progressive and educated and then when a thread like this comes there is just straight up racism everywhere. Good times good times.

[–]CUNTRY 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i like to think racism for laughs helps more than it hurts - and i'm black. we're allowed to say it

[–]MagicTarPitRide 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

we're allowed to say it

Doesn't make it funny...

[–]CUNTRY 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i totally hear what you're saying. i just don't care.

[–]Krakenrider -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Making racist jokes is fun because they are jokes. I quite doubt that many of the commenters actually mean what they say. Yep hard to know which is which on the internet since you miss facial expression, gestures and tone but you should not assume that it is all actual racism.

[–]MardukSlayerOfTiamat -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is sad, stupid, and highly illegal. World, please don't think all Americans are like this. These are hicks, and I know that your country has them too.

[–]bottom_dweller 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Where is the part that says they're American?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

which law are you referencing?

[–]revmitcz 75 points76 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

U.S. Penal Code #5337487364 :

Wherein a christmas gathering is in occurrence, and at least one (1) child (age of 13 years or younger at time of occurrence) is present, there are to be no flagrant and intentional displays of genitalia which are to be viewed upon and/or interacted with. Furthermore, any such display of genitalia must not be documented, nor the owner of such to be made to simulate auto-fellatio nor auto-cunnilingus, irrespective of genital owners' ability to perform such acts. Also, MardukSlayerOfTiamat is gonna tell on you.

[–]PhishGreenLantern 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hail Marduk

[–]MardukSlayerOfTiamat 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The law that deals with having sexual performances in the presence of a minor. Is this a serious question?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yes, serious. I have a hard time finding laws with google and am genuinely curious about the legality here.

[–]throwaway665544 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Who said this is sexual? There's no movement or touching, she could just be a contortionist showing off.

[–]MardukSlayerOfTiamat 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There is a stripper with her ass in the air spreading her pussy lips for the onlookers. What is she contorting? Her labia?

[–]strolls 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's art, man!

You obviously have no appreciation of interpretive dance!

[–]codepoet 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The half-dozen that they'd get charged with because there's a child in the room.

[–]redtoe 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Clear heels - sorry for the video quality

[–]turdodine 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

looks like something from the trophy room

[–]quietcrazy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

wut

[–]mrsunexpected 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WTF was my initial thought and then saw it was the title of the sub-reddit.

Now I'm just speechless.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What the fuck???

[–]eekthebat 0 points1 point ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Definitely didn't see the NSFW tag before I clicked....