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The litter tray is empty. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 12 months ago by loki010
[–]kepleronlyknows 75 points76 points77 points 12 months ago
Shitty thieves.
[–]IsABot 35 points36 points37 points 12 months ago
Damn shitty thieves, stay away from my shitty wok.
[–]dugbyrump 10 points11 points12 points 12 months ago
Not my shitty chicken!
[–]Garren191 9 points10 points11 points 12 months ago
Goddamn Mongorians!
[–]mooseable -7 points-6 points-5 points 12 months ago
Welcome to shitty wok!
[–]gopens71 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Ah hanz binx, your bweakin ma bawz!
[–]harvest3r 6 points7 points8 points 12 months ago
It was the shit hawks.
[–]DipThatChip 3 points4 points5 points 12 months ago
the winds of shit, randy
[–]crotchfruit 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Shitiots
[–]alextide32 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
They're flying in low, dragging everybody back to the big shit nest.
[–]whereitsatftw 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Red Shit standing by.
[–]kfiegz 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
They should give it back right meow!
[–]Uberhatkat 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Shitty Deli finds an involuntary supplier.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
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[–]Luckwearer 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Damn turd burglars!
[–][deleted] 12 months ago
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[–]elephantpoop 14 points15 points16 points 12 months ago
the poopy cactus u mean
[–]Gemini6Ice 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
I bet he did it.
[–]fakehalo 23 points24 points25 points 12 months ago
Our cats seem to hear me cleaning the tray from a mile away and begin to hover until i'm done...then they proceed to poop or pee in the freshly cleaned tray to make my hard work feel pointless.
[–]fiveguy 13 points14 points15 points 12 months ago
I enjoy hitting the restroom right after the cleaning crew leaves. I like to think it lets them know it's appreciated. That, or I'm an asshole.
[–]Khephran 5 points6 points7 points 12 months ago
As a person who sometimes cleans the restroom at my work, I don't really care if you use the restroom after I clean it.
[–]fiveguy 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Thanks for giving me a clean place to do my business.
[–]Khephran 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
Yeah no problem
[–]sumebrius 4 points5 points6 points 12 months ago
My friend's cat does that. Except she doesn't wait for him to finish.
[–]whoami4546 15 points16 points17 points 12 months ago
the litter tray is empty ... must immediately fill it.
[–]Etab 5 points6 points7 points 12 months ago
When I change the litter, my cat will start pooping in it before I'm even done pouring the litter into the box.
[–]Bread_and_Bones 4 points5 points6 points 12 months ago
the litter tray is empty...need more sacrificial mice, or birds
Edit: Upvoted Good Sir
[–]InflatableCoPilot 8 points9 points10 points 12 months ago
Turd Burglars?
[–]andrethecat 5 points6 points7 points 12 months ago
Butt Pirates?
[–]TheOnlyNeb 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Ass Bandits.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 12 months ago
My cat's think I'm a poop farmer.. they produce the poop, every week I come and 'harvest it' leaving fresh new litter there for them to poop into... all they demand for their sacrifice of making poop for the poop farmer is kibble, pets and submission to their superiority.
[–]catearcher 3 points4 points5 points 12 months ago
Every week?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Yeah, they have a Litter Robot thing my gf bought for them.. it's awesome..
[–]grumpyswife 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
what brand do you have? poop harvest isn't my favorite thing.
It's called Litter Robot
[–]jrhoffa 11 points12 points13 points 12 months ago
When they were young, the kittens would freak out after I changed their box; they would skitter about the tray, batting at anything suspiciously lumpy, as my girlfriend gave them voice: WARE MAH PEWPS GO!? MAH PEWPS!!
[–]dogalarmsux 4 points5 points6 points 12 months ago
I thought we were the only ones that gave our cats voices. One is from England and the other is a Mexican chola!
[–]ICountStars 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Cholacats ftw.
[–]glennwithcheese 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
most cat owners do this. My cat is the Swedish chef.
[–]token_internet_girl 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
My cat is Stuart from Mad TV. Mainly because whenever we go to pick him up he does a "look what I can do!" and bolts the other way
[–]loki010[S] -1 points0 points1 point 12 months ago
What type of English accent has it got?
[–]dogalarmsux 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
A British accent :P
[–]loki010[S] 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
Does he say toodle pip?
[–]dogalarmsux 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
He's very proper and would wear a monocle if he cold. He also likes to be a bad boy and blame it on the chola.
[–]MaeveningErnsmau 5 points6 points7 points 12 months ago
Do not edit this. "he'd wear a monocle if he cold" is fucking brilliant.
[–]hellord1203 5 points6 points7 points 12 months ago
lol wow never thought about that... Maybe they are actually really smart and are like scientists. Testing how the poops disappear and is it that thing outside the window that's flying that's taking all the poop.
[–]Peaches_for_Me 4 points5 points6 points 12 months ago
When I watched my Mom's 3 cats for a week, they would all rush down the basement steps to sit around me and watch me clean their poop. It was as if they took extra satisfaction in watching me serve them.
[–]ThatGuyYouKnow 11 points12 points13 points 12 months ago
Your house may be infested with George Clooney.
[–]ThatGuyYouKnow -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 months ago
[–]cdemps62 3 points4 points5 points 12 months ago
Relevant
[–]Miss_Cleo 3 points4 points5 points 12 months ago
Smelly cat, smelly cat...
[–]kkramerx 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
story of my life
[–]loki010[S] 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
You must have the Midas Tush.
[–]toadthetoad 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago*
I have a kitten who gets angry when we clean the cat box. He will go and sit on his poop to stop us from stealing it.
[–]jooes 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Whenever I'd be cleaning my cats litter, he'd just run from wherever he was and bust into the bathroom with this serious "Hey! What the hell is going on here!" attitude. He was all pissed that you were stealing his shit. But god forbid you don't take it and it fills up, then he'll just shit on the floor... Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Better drink my own piss.
[–]tacogato 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
I laughed unnecessarily hard at this
[–]Excentinel 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
It's high in protein, which is why they bury it.
When that residual protein breaks down, it gives off a distinct and easily-detectable scent.
[–]Shorties 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Isn't this more an LOL cat rather then an advice animal?
[–]john_stamos_is_god 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
once in a while I like to poop in my cats' litter box, just so it knows who the boss is.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 12 months ago
I should try that to keep those neighborhood cats from crapping in my flowerbeds. Probably should wait until dark though.
[–]Palsgraf_Express 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Whats the difference between a litter tray and a litter box??
A litter box is what holds the poop. A litter tray is used to serve poop to guests. Salad fork; soup spoon; litter tray.
[–]mortal_coil 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
'3. ???'
'4. Profit!'
My cat jumped into the bag with that stuff you put in the litter tray and pooped there while I was throwing out the soiled stuff. He is evil.
[–]Thrasymachus7 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
While I found this funny, I find the cat's eyes downright creepy.
[–]zmas 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
I IRL lol'ed ಠ_ಠ
[–]quantumpsych 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
totally looks like my cat. he will jog in there when it's cleaned. nothing like a clean litter box to soil all over again.
What is this meme's name?
[–]Excentinel 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Mindfucked Maine Coon
EDIT: apparently, it's probably a British Shorthair.
[–]Aridane 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Poop goes in, poop disappears! You can't explain that!
[–]rach1251 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Concerned cat is concerned.
[–]buschwusch 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
wahahaha, that's hilarious!
[–]TheRealBacon 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
It's the cactus!
[–]bongwhacker 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
No shit.
[–]enig-o-matic 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
This is what I think every time I take a dump, look down, and find nothing in the bowl. It's like there's a poo goblin that's stealin' my shit.
[–]jgilbs 3 points4 points5 points 12 months ago
"Dog is stealing my poop" FTFY
[–]Tom_Waits_Monkey 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Seriously, why even buy dog food if you have a few cats?
[–]NecDW4 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Wow, i laughed really hard at this one.
[–]mnbvcxz00 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
my cat is petrified of my dad yet he is the one who cleans her litter box, I wonder what she makes of it..
[–]monroseph 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
you're welcome
[–]STAYFROSTY777 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
It's from that hedgehog rolling it it, he took all the poop with him
[–]A_Fiend_Most_Foul 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
I think I found the culprit http://i.imgur.com/Rutsc.png
The Poopsmith from Homestar Runner for those who don't know.
[–]dk999k 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
They're onto us....
[–]catchocolate 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
I thought it was chocolate.
[–]Hydroweedmancer 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
Cats... FUCKING CATS<333333
[–]johnnyawful 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
In my house, this means the dogs have been eating it.
[–]Loginova 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
It was the dog.
[–]FoldNZ 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
Have you ever watched a cat poop? I've watched my cats poop. I'm certain they believe they are pooping out a little bit of their soul each time, because they are so secretive about where they bury it. And when my smallest one was still using the kitty litter tray she didn't like it when i emptied it because her poop/bits of her soul had gone and she didn't know where.
Tldr: cats poop out their souls.
[–]EvilTony 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
I should have been charging for this stuff all along!
[–]OtakuSubreddit 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
oh no
[–]JUST_SWEETJESUS 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
SWEET JESUS.
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