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[–]Rentiak 151 points152 points ago

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I think I'm done with the internet for today. It appears I've developed an emotional attachment to Nyan Cat...

[–]boomstickfullofjello 50 points51 points ago

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After seeing this I want to cry.

[–]chud555 31 points32 points ago

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War has no place in Nyan cat's world. Even though Nyan cat is incredibly annoying you can't deny that it's very happy. Those big Nyan cat tears and the little "nya" at the end like "why?" is pretty rough.

Now when I tear up every time I see a rainbow I am going to have to explain to my friends that I am retarded.

[–]Aphroditii 7 points8 points ago

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We can hug it out, man. For Nyan cat!!!!

[–]Salmonaxe 0 points1 point ago

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We can be retarded together!

[–]BagatoliOnIce 0 points1 point ago

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I am german myself. I feel deeply sorry for you but didn't anyone tell you that this is how we invented rainbows?

[–]HiveMindNotMe 1 point2 points ago

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Shh mein freund we are not supposed to talk about operation regenbogen.

[–]Sthurlangue 9 points10 points ago

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And to think a few months ago I would've shot him down myself....

[–]Jamiemeister 12 points13 points ago

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This is the saddest comic strip I have ever seen :(

[–]LeTempsPerdu 11 points12 points ago

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Correction: This is the saddest comic strip you've ever seen.

[–]notanon 9 points10 points ago

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May I introduce you to Stuffed Friend

*source

[–]Forgotten_Lurker 3 points4 points ago

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...fuck ಠ_ಠ

[–]jackblade 1 point2 points ago

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I read it the second time then I understand. Holy shit.

[–]Jamiemeister 4 points5 points ago

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Dammit. Today's not a good day. r/funny is usually a happy place

[–]GrayMorning 5 points6 points ago

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[–]failbot30000 1 point2 points ago

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Thank, now my boss thinks I have emotional problems.

[–]Random-Miser 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GrayMorning 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't think it was that sad, but that might be because I don't get what the house is.

[–]Random-Miser 2 points3 points ago

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O.o

Freakin seriously? Never seen fosters? Thats like never seeing animaniacs. O.o

fine here....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGQVX8iGbgk

[–]GrayMorning 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my gosh... That is the saddest thing I have ever seen. :'(

[–]Jamiemeister -3 points-2 points ago

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I saw that one. But it didn't have a TL;DR and I skipped to the bottom and saw it was going to be a sad one and never looked at the rest. Ignorance is bliss

[–]jackblade -1 points0 points ago

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Here have a downvote; it's not like you care anyway right? Ignorance is bliss. as you said.

[–]brittsuzanne 2 points3 points ago

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Now I really want to cry.

[–]Oktaz 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently you haven't seen these.

[–]Jamiemeister 0 points1 point ago

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That's enough of r/funny - I'm off to r/aww to cheer myself up

[–]brittsuzanne 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed. I nearly cried. The internets have taken over.

[–]jasonlitka 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, seriously, this is kind of sad. When Nyan Cat tears up at the end it just about made me do the same.

[–]tootatis -1 points0 points ago

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NYAN CAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]Forgotten_Lurker 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ajr901 38 points39 points ago

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Should I be worried that I actually felt sorrow when Nyan Cat got shot down? :(

[–]technotard 11 points12 points ago

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I think humans are programmed to love and protect cute things. It's not your fault.

[–]Povertjes 3 points4 points ago

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cries Leave nyancat cat alone!

[–]executex 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but logic dictates the amount of irritating pain nyan cat cost humanity, makes Nazis justified in shooting her down :(.

[–]gabbarS 1 point2 points ago

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[–]IhaveApcnotforgaming 53 points54 points ago

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I came here expecting Rammstein.

[–]Forgotten_Lurker 13 points14 points ago

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[–]jstan12 4 points5 points ago

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Recorded in the year 2000

Holy shit I'm getting old.

[–]ho666 2 points3 points ago

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what do you mean the year 2000 was only a few years ago.....please leave me to my delusions, i like them more than feeling old :-(

[–]ChrnoIV 6 points7 points ago

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Same. Oh well, I need to get out more.

[–]thebitchrake 1 point2 points ago

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.....oh man FUCK YOUR FLAIR D:

[–]psy_ko 1 point2 points ago

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Me too.

[–]NiiruNoRidozu 0 points1 point ago

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You're not the only one.

[–]jphw 13 points14 points ago

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So Rainbows are created by Germans?

[–]tandembandit 6 points7 points ago

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Not just any Germans. Time-traveling Nazi Germans in America. Or England.

[–]Forgotten_Lurker 1 point2 points ago

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Captain‽ I thought you died in the trenches during the last space war‽

[–]jphw 2 points3 points ago

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I got better.

[–]armchairgoon 45 points46 points ago

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[–]meesebyte 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks. I'm sort of sick of people not citing their comic links.

[–]Aphroditii 6 points7 points ago

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but...there is a website at the bottom of the comic...I mean...yeah it's not blue and you have to type it out (and search)...oh god the pain of it all!!!

[–]cdiv 2 points3 points ago

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There's also a "Rehosted webcomics will be removed" in the sidebar.

[–]mattlohkamp 2 points3 points ago

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if the post is violating the rules, report it.

[–]Aphroditii 0 points1 point ago

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If only this worked outside of the internet

[–]Varyter 13 points14 points ago

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"I mean, what else could it be?"

"Refraction?"

"Shut your goddam mouth."

[–]farenknight 5 points6 points ago

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Replace nyan cat with god. Post it to r/atheism. KARMA

[–]wishfulendeavors13 3 points4 points ago

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NYARGH

[–]thenewdumb 11 points12 points ago

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I don't think anyone is focusing on the upside here. Either Nyancat is immortal and keeps resurrecting himself to make more rainbows, or there's a race of Nyancats that are locked in some kind of epic struggle with the Nazis. Shit just got real.

[–]BourbonCola 14 points15 points ago

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BANG! BANG!

[–]alok99 6 points7 points ago

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AAAAAA, AAAAAA, FEUER FREI!

[–]bof_fri_fleu 0 points1 point ago

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The song was playing in my head while I was reading the comic. I got so excited to click the link, I fucking love Rammstein.

[–]boss1000 0 points1 point ago

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This comic is exponentially better with this song playing in the background.

Such a cacophonous mess of beauty and destruction.

[–]jacobgold 28 points29 points ago

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That aircraft is a Stuka, a dive bomber probably not maneuverable enough to shoot down a nyancat. That being said, amusing image.

[–]Gortos 25 points26 points ago

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Well, we have few information about the maneuverability of a nyan cat - it's generally seen flying in a relatively straight line.

[–]TheNecromancer 11 points12 points ago

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Having the aerodynamic properties of a turd, Stukas can't turn for shit. Given the manoeuvrability we know cats to possess, Nyancat, despite having a body made from a Poptart, and not a normal cat body, you'd need at least a well flown JU-88, prolly getting towards an ME-109 (at least the E variant for true effectiveness) to dispose of Nyancat.

Also, this comic is evidently set in the present (as shown by the last panel) and there are no flying Stukas around ATM...

[–]grandom 0 points1 point ago

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Hear, hear.

The aviation geek in me cannot abide such ignorant misuse of aircraft. Besides, since Nyancats can achieve spaceflight there isn't an aircraft that could intercept them with guns, still. Maybe, just maybe a MiG-25 could if it caught a Nyancat early after launch or late into re-entry. But even that is almost mathematically impossible since the Foxbat was as maneuverable as a WWI anti-aircraft blimp.

[–]TheNecromancer 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's on re-entry, seeing as its attitude was fairly level. In that case, the best bet would be something like a Tornado F3 or F-15, as they have the speed, but are also agile enough to keep at it.

[–]grandom 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, they would be a better bet, but then I wouldn't be able to joke about the Foxbat's atrocious handling.

[–]TheNecromancer 2 points3 points ago

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But with engines like those, who needs to turn?

[–]Gortos 0 points1 point ago

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Assuming that a much heavier Ju-88 could outmaneuver a Ju-87 is wrong, a Me-110 would be a better example. Well, the Me-109 could shoot down a nyan cat, I guess, but we don't know how fast the cat really is nor how much damage it can take before going down...

[–]TheNecromancer 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say an 88 could out-turn an 87, considering their successes as a fighter. Considering that the speed is unknown, it does appear to be relatively low, as the Stuka could keep up. Similarly, as the Stuka had it, I imagine the level of damage Nyancat can take is fairly low.

[–]Flaxmoore 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take an ME-262 if we're serious about shooting down a nyancat. The ME-110 was a bomber variant, I'd much rather the 109 if we're sticking to props.

If we're expanding beyond Junkers and Messerschmidt, the Focke-Wulfe 190 would be a worthy competitor. Faster than the 109 with a tighter turn radius.

[–]omnomtom 0 points1 point ago

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Depends on how you define outmaneuver - the Ju-87 had a much tighter turn radius, and better low speed maneuvering than the admittedly much bulkier 88, but at any appreciable speed (not that it could REACH a respectable speed), the -87 handled like a stuffed turkey, whereas the -88 served quite well as a night fighter.

Me-110 and -109 aren't really fair comparisons, since they were designed as air to air platforms, of course they can outperform a dive bomber and a tactical bomber.

[–]chinesefooood 1 point2 points ago

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Nyan cat clearly sacrificed itself. He/she could have out manuevered the Nazis, but knew what he/she was doing was for the good of everyone.

[–]Blacksheep01 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, I ctrl-f'd for Stuka because my first thought was "a Stuka isn't a dog fighting aircraft and could not shoot down a Nyan Cat."

Author would have done better to use a Bf-109G-6, of course with the G-6's 20mm nose cannon, Nyan cat wouldn't have crashed, he'd have exploded into a pop tart firework in the sky......and that's where fireworks come from children.

[–]cf18 -1 points0 points ago

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Stuka was so slow it was withdrawn from Battle of Britain rather early.

[–]JBVsev 4 points5 points ago

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I will no longer look at rainbows with a smile on my face. Thanks.

[–]trillablue 4 points5 points ago

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What an awesome way to explain rainbows to my future children.

[–]jsschmitt 4 points5 points ago

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I thought there was a discussion in the past about properly linking the site that these came from... well.. for your convenience, and their money making:

The Escapist: Critical Miss: Die Nyankatze

[–]tris4992 0 points1 point ago

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I thank you for being so considerateof the author. I was about to lose hope and link it myself.

[–]YouShallWearNoPants 9 points10 points ago

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Why the fck are they saying "Raus.Raus"....that makes absolute no sense at all.

[–]GlennBecksChalkboard 8 points9 points ago

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As a german, i have to agree.

[–]ProbablyNotAGoodSign 5 points6 points ago

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As an American with moderately bad knowledge of German, I also agree.

[–]alfzappa 4 points5 points ago

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So, the Nyan cat should be the gold at the end of the rainbow

[–]Kloosty 5 points6 points ago

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The dead Nyan cat, yes.

[–]dzadnik 5 points6 points ago

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Still tasty.

[–]xxcopperheadxx 5 points6 points ago

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And there goes being happy for today..

[–]Afootlongdong 2 points3 points ago

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DU HAST!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is heartbreaking. :(

[–]patthetree 1 point2 points ago

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Fur Frei FTFY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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Right, which of you fuckers is cutting onions in my office.

[–]Czulander 1 point2 points ago

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fucking rammstein...

[–]flutesmurf 1 point2 points ago

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That comic was almost as delightful as these Luftwaffels right here.

[–]odaal 1 point2 points ago

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...BANG BANG!

[–]EpiphanyRex 1 point2 points ago

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This made me tear up just a little...Im not sure if I should up vote or down vote!

[–]ChrnoIV 2 points3 points ago

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Hier kommt die Sonne!

[–]webby_mc_webberson 5 points6 points ago

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I did nyankatze that coming!

[–]DarthContinent[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Feuer frei to elaborate!

[–]eezzzz 1 point2 points ago

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Awful.

[–]Samcer 1 point2 points ago

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Every rainbow is caused by a dead cat, cannot unsee

[–]varemia 0 points1 point ago

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But... it's a poptart cat.

[–]TheAbeLincoln 0 points1 point ago

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Best. Mother. Ever.

[–]catahac 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry guys - it's FAKE! Nyan Cat flies in outer space!

[–]andtheniwaslike27 0 points1 point ago

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this made me sad

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[–]mattlohkamp 0 points1 point ago

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report it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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NOOO! NYAH CAT!

[–]CantHugEveryCat 0 points1 point ago

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I will never be able to look at a rainbow again without bursting into tears.

[–]Incan 0 points1 point ago

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no!

[–]Uriah_Heep 0 points1 point ago

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I must be the only regular redditor who has no idea what Nyan Cat is or when and why it became popular.

I'll do an AMA if anyone's interested.

[–]Turquoise-Kitty 0 points1 point ago

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Now whenever i see a rainbow, it'll remind me of this and just ruin my mood. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Avengerr 0 points1 point ago

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Laughed out loud in a library. Thanks...

[–]dasthegreen 0 points1 point ago

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Why... Why god, why..

[–]itsprobablytrue 0 points1 point ago

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This made me sad :(

[–]vornan19 0 points1 point ago

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Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments.

[–]bingblondie 0 points1 point ago

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HOW COULD YOU

[–]playsinpaint 0 points1 point ago

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OH! THAT IS THE BEST!....so much better than the false belief that it's unicorn farts...I mean come on everyone knows unicorn farts are concentrated lsd mist that they pump into raves...

[–]ImAllMilhouse -1 points0 points ago

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What did I just read?

[–]never_mind_sir -1 points0 points ago

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THIS IS NAIN STACKENBLOCKEN

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[–]appleseed1234 0 points1 point ago

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You shut your whore mouth.

[–]crazyfingers619 -2 points-1 points ago

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Keep trying million typewriters.

[–]Dullbert -3 points-2 points ago

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Upvote for authentic German.

[–]theKalash 1 point2 points ago

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RAUS RAUS!

[–]Dullbert 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was just a reference to the fact that they are shooting at a cat.

[–]theKalash 0 points1 point ago

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It just means "GET OUT, GET OUT"

[–]Dullbert 0 points1 point ago

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Das weiss ich auch, aber das gleiche sage ich zu meiner Katze, wenn ich sauer auf die bin und sie rausscheuchen will. Also schien mir das gar nicht unpassend.