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More Magnets (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Maybe Magnus was just saying more Magnus? Like people should just pay attention to him more? He is the king, after all.

[–]The_Hero_of_Kvatch 7 points8 points ago

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And so, at the age of 4, young Magneto began his plot to take over Melbourne.

[–]HeresLookingAtYou 1 point2 points ago

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Gandalf would never do such a thing

[–]KarmaTang 1 point2 points ago

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GRAVITY SQUEEZE

[–]sierrabravo1984 8 points9 points ago

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I happen to agree with Abdujabar that more people should swim with sharks.

[–]justkilc 1 point2 points ago

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Was he implying that the lions needed to swim with the sharks?

[–]mdohrn 1 point2 points ago

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Read to me like the lions need to be swimming with the sharks and the dolphins. We'll see just how clever these dolphins are, when we put them in an enclosure with sharks and lions.

Abdujabar, that kid's got some moxie. He'll go far if he remembers to keep his nose down.

[–]marsneedstowels 1 point2 points ago

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Captain Lance Murdock approves of this idea and will jump it on his suicycle.

[–]CJGibson 1 point2 points ago

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Dolphins know how to deal with sharks.

[–]mdohrn 0 points1 point ago

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TIL, but that article doesn't mention that the dolphins don't get eaten. Just that dolphins will apparently spend their lives to save ours, which as a human I appreciate, but I question its usefulness from the dolphin's perspective, yknow?

[–]CJGibson 0 points1 point ago

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In groups, dolphins can generally defend themselves from sharks, and sometimes even kill them, by charging them with their noses and "mobbing" them. Source

[–]mdohrn 0 points1 point ago

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I've heard tell that dolphins also use a remarkable technique wherein they get eaten by the shark until the shark is full, and leaves. It's quite effective!

[–]PeriwinkleHat 0 points1 point ago

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Just don't go in.

[–]epmca 3 points4 points ago

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Wait, Melbourne is supposed to become a princess or barbie? That doesn't even make sense, Lily. Idiot.

[–]gripmastah 1 point2 points ago

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Dennis: No, she won’t know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright, what’s your favorite hobby? Charlie: Uh, magnets. Dennis: Magnets- okay, making magnets, collecting magnets- Mac: Playing with magnets- Charlie: Just magnets. Dennis: Okay, we’ll put snowboarding.

[–]justkilc 0 points1 point ago

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Charlie: I don’t really snowboard. Dennis: Alright, what are some of your likes? Charlie: Uh, ghouls. Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now? Charlie: You know, funny little green ghouls. Dennis: Wh-what? Like in movies, in cartoons? Charlie: Little green ghouls, buddy! Mac: Don’t write ghouls. Dennis: I’m not! I’m putting travel, Jesus Christ. What are your dislikes? Mac: People’s knees.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 0 points1 point ago

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I personally endeavour to make Melbourne a better place by moving there, as soon as the Visa comes through.

[–]chengue 0 points1 point ago*

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it is nice. but as Jules would say it is the little differences from the rest of the country that get me.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 0 points1 point ago

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What are those differences. They may be critical in swaying my decision.

[–]chengue 0 points1 point ago

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if sports are your thing go there. those people are sick for it. there are heaps of wogs there too. and the police are more aggressive. a lot more aggressive. were are you coming from?

[–]webby_mc_webberson 0 points1 point ago

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I'm coming from Ireland as a software developer. Sports are definitely not my thing! I'm not worried about aggressive cops though. Fuck fuck fuck day police.

[–]anniebananie 0 points1 point ago

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What is a wog?

[–]chengue 1 point2 points ago

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wog is an australian term for a descendant from southern europe.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Probably said "more magnus" as that's his name and the interviewer heard wrong haha...

[–]Pierre_Tramo 0 points1 point ago

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SWIMMING ... like a boss !

[–]Zombieklopper 0 points1 point ago

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..and it surely would be a better place!

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 0 points1 point ago

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"Magnus wants Magnets" Try saying that 5 times fast.

[–]MaurusMahrntahn 0 points1 point ago

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How do they work!?

[–]FunkTownHero 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, I remember the great magnet famine of 2010

[–]abbiistabbii 0 points1 point ago

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This Magnus will go far.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I randomly thought of this picture yesterday and now it's reposted. This. MIND = BLOWN.