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[–]potatoaster 19 points20 points ago

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That's nothing.

I once reposted an ancient 4chan thread from Funnyjunk on reddit.

[–]unclejimmy 3 points4 points ago

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That's nothing. I once saw potatoaster repost the same comment DivinusVox made an hour before.

[–]Dis13 0 points1 point ago

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Now this is just getting silly...

[–]DivinusVox 39 points40 points ago

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[–]wulfsaga 6 points7 points ago

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Goddamit now everyone will know funnyjunk and start reposting from there!!

[–]lundah 2 points3 points ago

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But most of the crap on funnyjunk is just reposts from reddit... oh shit we just divided by zero!

[–]kermalou 0 points1 point ago

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why did I go there????

[–]ADerpHerpDerp 5 points6 points ago

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Exactly. And why is this in /r/funny? At least repost it to /r/4chan.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Which is fine w/ me. I don't want to go to either of those sites.

[–]lechbarh 4 points5 points ago

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If you define 4chan as being simply being /b/ then you're being a bit presumptuous. Would you define reddit as being /r/atheism or /r/picsofdeadkids?

[–]BitchesLoveBreeches 2 points3 points ago

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I've heard people argue it's only /b/ people think of as 4chan, but it may just be the personality of 4chan they don't like. Even places like the graphic rendering board have very good advice coupled with things like.

MFW you're still using Maya. Okay first off, stop being a faggot and using Maya for a 2D rendering. Follow these steps.

  1. Reformat your computer to get any crap you've made previously off your computer. It will only hurt the world for it to continue to exist.

  2. Download software x

  3. Go on this super helpful website with tons of PDFs

  4. L2Softwarex

And the actual advice is actually very helpful and accurate, but many communities outside /b/ have that same feeling.

[–]yeeveesee 1 point2 points ago

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yep that's pretty much it. 4chan's community tends to be a lot less "respectful" than reddit's. If you're being retarded, they're gonna call you out on it. The important thing to remember is that you're anonymous and thus you shouldn't take any criticisms personally.

[–]Smarag 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sagapo3851 0 points1 point ago

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I did not know about that subreddit... and I wanted to keep it that way.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not cool enough to be on 4chan.

Seriously. I'd probably piss off Anonymous.

[–]Ikimasen 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, god, does this mean that picsofdeadkids is going to be all over the front page too?

[–]medicrow -1 points0 points ago

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holy fuck you sick bastards of /r/picsofdeadkids

[–]seedlesssoul 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes in life you need to take risks. Just don't click on the wrong things.

[–]ggk1 0 points1 point ago

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OH NO! someone used a website specifically created to share stuff you find on other websites to...SHARE SOMETHING THEY FOUND ON ANOTHER WEBSITE!!

[–]Eternitras 9 points10 points ago

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I'm more worried that his penis is three feet away from him. If it is rotting and falling off then yes, it is generally time to take a shower.

[–]ezoneclan 4 points5 points ago

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if you're 6ft tall wouldn't half your body be 3 ft?

[–]Eternitras 4 points5 points ago

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So it's not normal to be able to smell your dick all the time?

...brb shower.

[–]dregofdeath 0 points1 point ago

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im 6 2, its possible

[–]Kamuiberen 1 point2 points ago

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Came looking for this comment. Was not dissapointed

[–]Icanus 6 points7 points ago

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upvote for hitler!

[–]teddy-roosevelt 5 points6 points ago

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I am Teddy Roosevelt and I would like to say, I did not RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

[–]Blitzwarp 7 points8 points ago

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I feel so, so terrible for laughing.

...But it was still funny. >:

[–]Bullveh 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god that was terrible.We're going to hell for laughing.

[–]stoptryingkid 1 point2 points ago

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smell my dick from 3 feet away 3 feet away How the hell is he 3 feet away from his own dick?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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wow you reposted an unfunny screenshot that was posted on funnyjunk from 4chan

[–]asldkfououhe 2 points3 points ago

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thanks for the 4chan update, i am always curious about how things are going on 4chan. thanks

[–]Just__Saiyan 6 points7 points ago

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08/23/08 is the date on the post. I'm afraid you have a lot of catching up to do.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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SSSSSWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–]gloomdoom 2 points3 points ago

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That's nothing. I spent my entire adolescence and first 12 years of my life sitting in my mom's basement, never leaving, to show people how funny and kooky I could be. I basically forfeited my life to obesity and idiocy but I won 4chan and I'm a god to other overweight home-bound basement dwellers.

[–]icepick314 2 points3 points ago

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but....you're the only overweight home-bound basement dweller here.....

[–]hsgraduate 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who wonders how he can be three meters away from his own dick?

[–]IsoC[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah.. because it's feet, not meters.

And if he's tall it's possible (or if it's actually two and a half and he's rounding up).

[–]hsgraduate 0 points1 point ago

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He'd have to be pretty tall

[–]IsoC[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Or he could be a bare-faced liar... like a lot of people on the internet.

: )

[–]Maxximarxamus 0 points1 point ago

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4chan is like the barrios of the internet...

[–]auntiewarhol 0 points1 point ago

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I think I just had a stroke...

[–]The_Polish_Jew 0 points1 point ago

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Oh hey that's funny as hell! (scrolls to last one)......fuck......

[–]eittocs 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BantamBasher135 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what it is about that images, but teddy Rapesvelt gives me nightmares. The last time I saw this was months ago and I still haven't gotten it out of my head.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Buzzkillington here. Just thought I'd inform you all that while it is true that approximately 6 million Jews did, in fact, die in the Holocaust that number accounts for only half the total people murdered. Including none Jews, the total number is around 11 million, so let's not forget about them either, okay?

[–]tbizzy1985 0 points1 point ago

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I love lamp

[–]myotheraccountisdead -4 points-3 points ago*

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Hi Reddit.

A couple of guidelines:

  • Stop re-posting old /b/ screencaps, just fucking go to chanarchive.org; if you're a total pussy you can even make it sfw

  • Stop treating 4chan like it's an exotic wonderous thing; 4chan is fucking terrible. Get some balls and try it yourself, it's not that fucking bad you faggot.

  • /F7U12 is cancer. You are cancer.

[–]xTRUMANx 2 points3 points ago

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You wanna know what I think of your guidelines?

Send me a pm or whatever if you wanna know.

[–]Offensive_Username2 3 points4 points ago

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Hi myotheraccountisdead. Guess what? I like old /b/ screencaps, and I will continue to upvote them, because they are funny. I will not go to chanarchive, because I don't want to. Suck it.

[–]PlentyGreat -1 points0 points ago

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That's nothing

I can smell my dick from 8 feet away.

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

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British? You seem to have confused feet with centimeters .....

[–]ventusvir -4 points-3 points ago

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Too soon man. TOO SOON.

[–]baughdrew -2 points-1 points ago

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Laughed way more than I should have

[–]Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed an appropriate amount, which was a lot.

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed proportionate to the percentage loss between your laugh & his. This can be calculated with the formula: (your laugh / his laugh) * your laugh.

[–]HocusThePocus 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't laugh an amount of laughs that I could not manage.

[–]tnhale -1 points0 points ago

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Guess what I don't want to read on Reddit...stuff from 4Chan.

[–]No_Creativity 2 points3 points ago

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That's all you ever see on Reddit.