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[–]jesslyn22 8 points9 points ago

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Licking your fingers after you eat the cheetos is the best part!!

[–]HuggableBear 1 point2 points ago

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It's the post-snack snack.

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[–]BeeSilver9 4 points5 points ago

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don't eat cheetos when you are criminalizing.

[–]Toasty_Ohs 1 point2 points ago

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Not being as nimble as billions and billions of kindly Asian folks, I use two Popsicle sticks, an elastic band, a pen cap.

In moments, you too could have self closing tongs, perfect for the workplace.

[–]intensenerd 1 point2 points ago

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A few days ago I went to a Chuck-A-Rama buffet. They had chopsticks on the buffet. . . My wife grabbed 5 pairs to take home for this specific reason.

[–]rawbamatic 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I had some Cheetos.

[–]Moviephone431 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kmp67 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Skeezor420 0 points1 point ago

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I want to see someone doing this at a Chinese restaurant

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Potatoguy123 0 points1 point ago

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I'm absolutely convinced this is the only comic from that site.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, right after I learn how to use chopsticks

[–]hammsandwich 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Steve Wozniak.

[–]blackrice87 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where they use a knife and fork to cut snickers and cookies XD

[–]muffinmonk 0 points1 point ago

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Repost. I posted this a while ago, and even then it was considered a repost.

[–]originalucifer -1 points0 points ago

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i cant wait to try this

[–]nanakon -1 points0 points ago

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We should campaign for cheetohs to come with a wooden pair of chopsticks inside each pack.

[–]flybyknight 1 point2 points ago

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...but... but... then the chopsticks would be covered in orange crap!

[–]intensenerd 1 point2 points ago

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pack the chopsticks in that same thing that cracker-jack prizes come in!

[–]Mineforfishstix -1 points0 points ago

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Holy crap I actually do this when I wanna snack in front of the computer so I don't get my keyboard dirty.

[–]SBJhehe -1 points0 points ago

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But licking my orangy fingers was the best part...

[–]viralgen -1 points0 points ago

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Doing it.

[–]The_Adventurist -1 points0 points ago

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This is how I already eat cheetos. TIL I'm a genius.

[–]MineDogger -1 points0 points ago

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That's awesome. I eat a lot of stuff with chops, but not cheetoes; I must confess... I love to let the powder cake up on my fingers... Makes my fingers taste like a cheezy explosion.

[–]bubbleblast -1 points0 points ago

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I learned this trick from a friend using salad tongs.

[–]MissKatbow -1 points0 points ago

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Brb, need to get some Cheetos so I can try this.

[–]Herpmahderp -1 points0 points ago

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mind = blown

[–]a_supertramp -1 points0 points ago

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but this means i'd have to eat them a few at a time at best, instead of a handful. as an american, this will not stand.

[–]Hime_Takamura -1 points0 points ago

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I did that once. my mom laughed at me. :(

[–]MsAnnThrope -1 points0 points ago

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I know someone who does this! With Doritos too.

[–]Hoskman -2 points-1 points ago

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because what do you eat it with, your HANDS???

[–]LegionGM -2 points-1 points ago

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"Modern Day Promethius" QFT

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That just about killed me.