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[–]I_love_your_mom 1 point2 points ago

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First get away from the room that has big leafs coming out of it.

[–]Snorlax_is_on_fire 4 points5 points ago

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Repost much

[–]Spankthat 1 point2 points ago

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[–]4merpunk 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say repost, it seems half my comments are now devoted to such. That's sad considering I'm a moderator of 5 subreddits.

[–]Fictional_Lincoln 3 points4 points ago

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HA! This is so pointlessly hilarious.

[–]my_Daddy_Died 1 point2 points ago

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In the second step he should really get low and use his legs to lift.

[–]IllEditThisToNigger 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't funny. I once had to administer CPR to someone who was unconscious. While checking her pulse, I discovered that her vagina was much colder than it should have been. In order to get her blood circulating in that area, naturally I decided to massage it, but unfortunately both my hands were busy pumping her chest for the CPR. I had only one rational option left. As I was inserting my penis into her vagina to save her life, she came to. I was so glad to see that she was okay, but she was extremely unappreciative. I explained that I only knocked her out to teach her some manners, but she didn't really seem to have learned her lesson.

[–]Yoyo8 1 point2 points ago

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I'm laughing pretty out loud.

[–]The_Cheeseburglar 4 points5 points ago

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Shut the fuck up and give me your burgers.

[–]smdepot 0 points1 point ago

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I think you might have a touch of the 'ol bergers if that's what you mean.

[–]The_Cheeseburglar 0 points1 point ago

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My only regret is in my endless tormenting hunger for cheeseburgers.

Edit: While we're at it - EMPTY YOUR GODDAMNED FREEZER!

[–]smdepot 1 point2 points ago

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OKAY

[–]skyguy732 1 point2 points ago

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Much repost has been committed here.

[–]daschande 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, legit indeed. Perhaps too legit... but I won't let that stop you.

[–]Gnarlltrugg 0 points1 point ago

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my science teacher has this up next to the fire safety poster in our lab.

[–]Fire_Man 0 points1 point ago

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Excellent use of a Fire_Man carry.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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how is this "legit". do people even know what that word means?

it would make as much sense as saying "turtles".

[–]ShuggaCheez 0 points1 point ago

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It's not legit. So it must quit.

[–]Smoozed 0 points1 point ago

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it's a threadless t shirt.

[–]rudyyousee 0 points1 point ago

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If you hunching your back like that in part 2 and 4 you will hurt yourself, gotta bend the legs more.

Edit: Finished looking at the image. Nevermind 2 and 4, the 6th one is where you die.

[–]Chrscool8 -2 points-1 points ago

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You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.