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Children's T-Shirt, Nailed it? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]rustycylon 62 points63 points ago

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Maybe it's designed for a sexually adventurous midget.

[–]magicbullets 22 points23 points ago

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Maybe a sexually adventurous midget designed it.

[–]Strideo 54 points55 points ago

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Maybe it's Maybelline.

[–]UnicornsPoopSkittles 0 points1 point ago

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Easy breezy beautiful clever girl.

[–]Strideo 0 points1 point ago

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They can open doors.

[–]madman1969 3 points4 points ago

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Tyrion ?

[–]bluestickystuff 2 points3 points ago

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Tyrion is also the only sexually adventurous midget I know

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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now you know another

[–]OhSoSavvy 2 points3 points ago

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I was thinking under loved puppet?

[–]slage 26 points27 points ago

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What kind of store sells this?!

[–]Tomservo3 6 points7 points ago

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From my quick googling of Petrol clothing and considering 29 bucks for a shirt is probably not in US dollars it seems to me like a TESCO.

Could be dead wrong though.

[–]sweetafton 3 points4 points ago

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Tesco don't seem to do a clothing brand called petrol (they do sell petrol, as in petroleum though :p).

[–]ec534 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like a TK Maxx

[–]magicbullets 9 points10 points ago

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Ah but if it was a TK Maxx then that t-shirt, along with all of the other clothes on that rail, would be on the floor or in some other state of utter disarray.

Also, there wouldn't be enough floor space to stand back and take such a picture.

[–]ec534 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god its really nothing compared to Primark, I went to the opening of the one in my town and you have never seen so many chavs- physically fighting over clothes on the floor, my sister saw a woman punch a young girl in the face over a top. It was like a swarm of zombies with madonna piercings.

[–]minecrafterambesten 6 points7 points ago

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Good old UK. Having grown up in America, I was raised understanding that there was a chain of stores called TJ Maxx which sell all sorts of home needs, clothes etc. Fast forward several years when I'm at the University of Leeds: lo and behold a TJ Maxx... wait.. TK Maxx? that can't be right. But then there was a second TK Maxx! I was so confused...

[–]ueegul 2 points3 points ago

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According to Wikipedia, so I don't know how legit this is: "T.K. Maxx's United States parent company, T.J. Maxx, adopted the name T.K. Maxx for stores in the UK, Ireland, Germany and Poland to avoid confusion with the existing but separate discount chain T J Hughes"

[–]deanbmmv 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds about right. Though TJ Hughes have recently gone tits up so I doubt it'd matter on the confusion. (Except if the confusion came about regarding which was responsible for a major breach of credit card details)

[–]minecrafterambesten 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting. Sounds like if I have the initials T J I should get into the discount retail business...

[–]ec534 0 points1 point ago

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I live in York, my brother was a professor there for about 5 years, he just finished his PhD, what were you studying?

[–]minecrafterambesten 0 points1 point ago

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Civil Engineering. I was just there for one term though as an exchange student from Penn State in the US

[–]AstralVoid -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe you where thinking of TJ Huges?

[–]joegekko 0 points1 point ago

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Could be T.J. Hooker.

[–]dhaadh -2 points-1 points ago

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This picture was taken at a Reject Shop in Malaysia.

[–]MutantSharkPirate 1 point2 points ago

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the photoshop store

[–]magicbullets -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know, but if rustycylon is right then I guess it lives in the 'Midgewear' aisle.

[–]dynamic__kid -2 points-1 points ago

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http://item.mobileweb.ebay.com/viewitem?itemId=160584155485

[–]dynamic__kid -2 points-1 points ago

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http://www.teeshirtpalace.com/nosailoyouqu.html another one

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Honestly, what does this shirt mean? What was the intention of the creators of this shirt? I can't figure out how this would translate into anything acceptable for a kid (or anyone) to wear.

[–]w_e_reddit 27 points28 points ago

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what does this shirt mean

It means that love is conveyed best by jamming your entire fist into one of your loved one's orifices.

Sadly, it also means I'll never truly know what love is...

[–]anonspangly 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, it's not a "jamming" action. Smooth and gentle, patient and kind.

I will spare you so many other details.

[–]ElLechero 2 points3 points ago

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Pathos upvote!

[–]AreYouReadyToReddit 1 point2 points ago

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I think the original intent was more along the lines of the "Rockfist" of Thousand Foot Krutch fame, or better represented on these boards by the Freddie Mercury drawing.

Still, I /shudder when I see that shirt.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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A Canadian Christian rock band was famous? Really?

[–]AreYouReadyToReddit 0 points1 point ago

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I guess Infammy may have been a better word for it?

I remember more absurd things from my past (IE "throw up your rockfist") than I do serious things. lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who grew up listening to Christian rock, it amazes me how many people know of DC Talk.

[–]AreYouReadyToReddit 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who grew up listening to Christian rock

So does that mean you've listened to any Danielson at all?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, even for obscure Christian bands Danielson was underground as shit.

[–]AreYouReadyToReddit 0 points1 point ago

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But hilarious!

I'm not Christian. I don't voluntarily listen to Christian Rock. But he's my exception to the rule. I still own and occasionally listen to his original album.

[–]turimbar1 0 points1 point ago

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seriously? Jesus freak went double platinum and they won two grammys, supernatural was one of the best selling albums as soon as it came out. They were well known even in the secular world.

I mean, they were pretty talented overall (tait's was a good vocalist, toby was a decent rapper and kevin was ok at both). Also they pushed the envelope style-wise, they broke out of hip hop to rock to alternative and they were pretty good at doing it too. Their old hip hop is pretty hilarious though, IMO.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't saying I didn't like them, just surprised at their overall popularity :D

[–]turimbar1 0 points1 point ago

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yeah they were pretty well known, I have overplayed their songs waaayy too much though, I cannot hear them without going into preteen singing mode.

[–]Romanc3r 11 points12 points ago

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A gift to that uncle's favorite niece.

[–]commoncourtesy 18 points19 points ago

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It's not a kid's shirt guys. It's a small T that is supposed show off some stomach. The fit goes with the whole slutty look.

[–]Andorion 2 points3 points ago

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I think you're right, it's what's called a "baby tee"

[–]tool_fool 4 points5 points ago

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Hitting them with child abuse from so many angles

[–]InfinitySnatch 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure there would only be room to fist from one angle.

[–]HeyHaiHello 4 points5 points ago

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Let me show you how much I love you? O_o

[–]humblerodent 5 points6 points ago

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Sounds like someone did nail it, yes.

[–]louisvillejg 6 points7 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]honeybadga 24 points25 points ago

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ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[–]LoliMaster 3 points4 points ago

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That is just fantastic

[–]StratcatNC 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]LoliMaster 0 points1 point ago

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The emote is fantastic, I don't actually agree with the shirt

[–]SchottGun 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, so I'm sort of a reddit noob. What is that "face" called and how do you "emote" it, if that's even the term for it?

[–]louisvillejg 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

but seriously- type this (with spaces taken out)

& # 3 2 3 2 ; \ _ & # 3 2 3 2 ;

OR- get the Reddit Chrome or Firefox extension and it will just be a click away

[–]SchottGun 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome. Thanks!

[–]louisvillejg 0 points1 point ago

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you got it, and welcome to Reddit

[–]codebrown 0 points1 point ago

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hey how do you do that thing where it sounds like someone falling off a cliff? like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and the h is getting smaller?

[–]louisvillejg 0 points1 point ago

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put this -> ^ after the letter that you want to start getting higher and smaller

llllliiiiikkkkkkeeeee this looks like this: lllll ^ iiiii ^ kkkkkk ^ eeeee with out the spaces

ANYONE ELSE?!?!?!?? :p

[–]StratcatNC 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]nilhilustfrederi 0 points1 point ago

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It's called the eyes of disapproval.

[–]Dfro123 2 points3 points ago

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I'd rather be forever alone.

[–]SOhp101 2 points3 points ago

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where did you find this shirt? I need to get one.

[–]jimmybobjon 2 points3 points ago

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Seems like a crude bumper sticker gone way wrong.

[–]Mooseisloose 2 points3 points ago

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I know a girl who shares the same motto...

[–]BiggyDiggs 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of the inappropriate slide: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc

[–]Akarei 2 points3 points ago

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The slide is horrible but the music... who decided to do a rendition of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody in what sounds like farts?

[–]BiggyDiggs 0 points1 point ago

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I was wondering if it was a tuba. The solo rocks.

[–]ITalkToTheWind 0 points1 point ago

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It's hand farts, this guy does a whole ton of songs like that. It's awesome.

[–]wgn_luv 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit: Supplying you daily dose of WTF since 2006

[–]RealLiveGirl 2 points3 points ago

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I'm really trying to think of how this isn't dirty. What is the intended meaning?!

[–]seannew12 2 points3 points ago

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What the hell could that have possibly been intended to mean?

[–]green_clock 2 points3 points ago

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This happens a lot. It's not a children's shirt - it's a size S which is an adult size. Obv its a horrible t shirt but it's not intended for a child.

[–]Pfantom 4 points5 points ago

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No, I think you took a picture of it instead of nailing it.

[–]ImmortalWarrior -1 points0 points ago

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He didn't even take the picture.

[–]morelikelosernames 4 points5 points ago

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To be fair, their smaller hands probably make it a lot easier.

[–]verveinloveland 1 point2 points ago

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Obama reference im sure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoReNb4Yhec

[–]TACOfarmerXD 1 point2 points ago

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'Nothing says 'I love you' like the gift of a spatula'

[–]PsilosKube 1 point2 points ago

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It comes with a 50%-off-coupon for bubblegum flavored lube

[–]Gneal1917 1 point2 points ago

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Nailed it? ಠ_ಠ

[–]gotta_Say_It 1 point2 points ago

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Is that you again Japan?! Damn you Japan, the words fuck, shit, pussy, ass, and dick are still not appropriate for kids to use! (Unless of course those kids are on the internet, then we'll all make believe that they're adults.)

[–]cXs808 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think "Nailed it" applies here.

[–]OldIronSides 1 point2 points ago

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I like where the catholic church's marketing team is going.

[–]moneyshotmagoo 1 point2 points ago

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You didn't nail it. You fisted it.

[–]CargoShortViking 0 points1 point ago

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HA! Just saw this shirt in Vegas last week.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

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'Nothing says 'I love you' like the gift of a spatula'

[–]wliethof 0 points1 point ago

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Nice. I saw a childrens shirt in Nicaragua once that said: "Anal beads; backdoor fun for everyone". I don't think they knew what it meant...

[–]evol_kuhneevol 0 points1 point ago

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DV 4 NI

[–]geldied 0 points1 point ago

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More like, fisted it.

[–]citron2k1 0 points1 point ago

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Wal-mart?

[–]a_redditor 0 points1 point ago

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This is clearly a slutty girl's T-Shirt, not a child's T-Shirt.

[–]MollyBloom11 0 points1 point ago

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There has been a grave misunderstanding somewhere.

[–]owlhowler 0 points1 point ago

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just no.

[–]Roketderp 0 points1 point ago

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wat

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe it's lost in translation somehow..

[–]chapped_lip 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND GOOD!?

[–]bloodredmoon 0 points1 point ago

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What the actual fuck

[–]empii -1 points0 points ago

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It's a quote by Margaret Cho~

[–]MattJ016 -2 points-1 points ago

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A repost is a repost, but when you use the same URL that's been used two times in the past...

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/jZLev.jpg

[–]kyledouglas521 -1 points0 points ago

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Pretty sure they meant like fist bumping. At least I really hope so.

[–]ImmortalWarrior -3 points-2 points ago

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Repost.

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