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[–]Justintime233 4 points5 points ago

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Nice bush.

[–]my_milkshakes[S] 0 points1 point ago

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just curious, but why does it say i luv anal by your name? ha

[–]deanbmmv 0 points1 point ago

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It's flair. Add your own in the side bar above "Welcome to r/funny", hit the "edit"

[–]my_milkshakes[S] 1 point2 points ago

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haha ohhh...learn something new everyday..

[–]deanbmmv 0 points1 point ago

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It's only been an option for mods as of the other day. My favourite implementation is on r/doctorwho.

[–]Justintime233 -1 points0 points ago

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I would think that's pretty obvious.

[–]SteeleBawls 10 points11 points ago

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... Wouldve been less scary if she didnt have such a full grown pumpkin patch.

[–]MikeRowPhone 3 points4 points ago

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...and she named her baby, "Gord".

[–]orbitjh 2 points3 points ago

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This is the scariest pumpkin i've seen on reddit!

[–]my_milkshakes[S] 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, I cringed...

[–]toolejt 2 points3 points ago

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Bring all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours. Damn right its better than yours. I can teach you, but i'd have to charge.

[–]my_milkshakes[S] 1 point2 points ago

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ooh..you like my milkshakes?

[–]Summary_Haiku 1 point2 points ago

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Fruit sculpture mocking

The miracle of childbirth;

Pretty darn creepy.

[–]st112570 0 points1 point ago

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[–]my_milkshakes[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yaya you're right ha my bad

[–]st112570 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I don't care, I just figured they'd get more of a kick out of it than here.

[–]A_guy_in_scrubs 0 points1 point ago

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Crazy ass OB Nurses.

[–]copulat0r 0 points1 point ago

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my wife is L&D nurse, im sending this pic with her to work tonight

[–]copulat0r 0 points1 point ago

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my wife is L&D nurse, im sending this pic with her to work tonight

[–]Signoffish53 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what they used for the bush

[–]trueturns 0 points1 point ago

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This is so wrong... and creepy.

[–]Owlchemy 0 points1 point ago

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What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[–]serrit 0 points1 point ago

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y?

[–]chilehead 0 points1 point ago

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The timing on this could not be better - my boss became a father yesterday.

[–]deefrances 0 points1 point ago

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for the love of...

[–]Dr_Dippy 0 points1 point ago

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well thats the most horrifying thing i've seen in a while

[–]Retrash 0 points1 point ago

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For the love of god! It's a woman giving birth, NSFL please.

[–]beefstick86 0 points1 point ago

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That's quite a little pumpkin patch she's got there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i think i am scarred forever :/ i don't ever want to get a pumpkin

[–]kayke 0 points1 point ago

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I have no idea why I'm more creeped out by the carrot fingers than by the actual pumpkin-birthing

[–]electricfoxx 0 points1 point ago

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So....

Abortion == Pumpkin Pie ?