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[–]Conlaeb 9 points10 points ago

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I think I own all of them. Despite the fact that I was starting uni in 2007 my Father kept buying them for all since childhood so I could have them for my kids. A stuffed Littlefoot was my familiar growing up, we had matching PJs.

[–]Capcom_fan_boy 2 points3 points ago

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Me to, Him and a plush Michelangelo . My mom sold them as soon as I moved out :/

[–]Conlaeb 3 points4 points ago

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That's a huge bummer dude. I was lucky enough to have a friend who collects stuffed animals and adopted Littlefoot from me. My condolences. Did yours ever start to fray? My mom used to do nip/tucks on my buddy all the time to keep me from going ballistic.

[–]Capcom_fan_boy 1 point2 points ago

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Not so much, which is surprising because I used to have him and mike fight quite a bit and played pretty rough with them. Ninjas vs. Dinosaurs. Man I was an awesome kid. I still get that nostalgic feeling when I see them around (every few years or so), and contemplate quietly acquiring them from there hapless owners.

[–]WhatBombsAtMidnight 60 points61 points ago

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another interesting fact: every single one other than the original sucks

[–]philosoraptocopter 17 points18 points ago*

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I re-watched it a few months ago. Is anyone else surprised at how dark the first one was after all these years?

[–]Shnazzyone 18 points19 points ago

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You think that's dark... watch Secret of Nimh.

[–]philosoraptocopter 8 points9 points ago

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This conversation is over.

[–]BrainSturgeon 5 points6 points ago

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Fern Gully, anyone?

[–]Shnazzyone 4 points5 points ago

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That wasn't dark. It was hippy.

[–]space_island 4 points5 points ago

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It was 90's hippy.

[–]YoungRL 0 points1 point ago

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I always thought FernGully was a sequel because it had a subtitle ("The Last Rainforest") and when I was a kid I noticed that a lot of sequels had those, so I thought that was what denoted a sequel. And I was really disappointed when I found out it was not a sequel.

[–]ArchaicWrath 9 points10 points ago

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Think about any cartoon that Don Bluth has had a hand in.

[–]rubxcube 10 points11 points ago

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Another dark one is The Brave Little Toaster.

[–]thumper242 0 points1 point ago

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It and The Secret of Nimh both are entirely different movies than I remember watching as a little thumper.
Dark and beautiful movies.

[–]Nabbicus 11 points12 points ago

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They became musicals after the first. I loved the first one; only childhood movie that didn't try to fill my head with dopey songs. I swear it was brainwashing to get kids growing up to listen to pop at the time. I enjoyed the first LBT so much, my kind parents naturally got the second one for me, and despite my -.- face from all the silly singing, my parents picked this up as a signal that perhaps I would like a Hanson CD, since I obviously enjoyed terrible music. (Sorry mum! <3)

[–]adorkable84 2 points3 points ago

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Ohhhh Hanson. I've since apologized to so many people for making them listen to that crap.

[–]apparently 1 point2 points ago

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I still love Hanson :|

[–]JibberGXP 2 points3 points ago

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Mmm bop! Suck a cock, bah doo wop!

[–]daschande 0 points1 point ago

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The chick in the band was smoking hot.

[–]adorkable84 0 points1 point ago

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I still secretly love their old stuff.. The new.. Eh.

[–]FreeDirt 2 points3 points ago

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Both of your flair confused the hell out of me.

[–]WhatBombsAtMidnight 0 points1 point ago

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haha I think I am getting extra upvotes because of it, or I am just extra witty recently

[–]TotallyHuman 0 points1 point ago

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Why the hell are you getting downvoted? It's sadly true. I remember being so excited as a kid when I heard they had made sequels...and then I saw them. Unlike the original, I don't think they ever got Spielberg to direct any of the sequels, which probably explains why they sucked so bad.

[–]WhatBombsAtMidnight 0 points1 point ago

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Downvotes just my flair. Don Bluth directed the original

[–]BmDragon 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know the one where little foot's grandad almost died was a good one.

[–]cydril 0 points1 point ago

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What about the one with chomper?

You cant hate chomper.

[–]skippy619 4 points5 points ago

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I'm holding out for the "Land After Time" series.

[–]bananajama 5 points6 points ago

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I have all of these movies on VHS

[–]apparently 0 points1 point ago

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Yes and back in the day I had a lovely growing collection of them.

[–]Ace1999 0 points1 point ago

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Ya but the girl who voiced Duckie DIED!

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

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20 what of Land Before Time?

[–]theserenity 42 points43 points ago

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Yup yup yup.

[–]thechipotleshits 30 points31 points ago

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Treestars are a hell of a drug.

[–]Grepus 42 points43 points ago

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Every time I see these sorts of posts, I scroll with a sad face as I go through the comments waiting for someone to post something akin to:

Sad face for Ducky :(

[–]SparkitusRex 10 points11 points ago

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Wow, that's horribly sad.

Also I never realized how old the first Land Before Time was, because that little girl died about 4 months before I was even born.

[–]haxd 6 points7 points ago

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NOW I AM SAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

[–]lightslash53 8 points9 points ago

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I knew about this, but decided to read the page anyways, i didn't lose it till "Our Concrete Angel* Yep! Yep! Yep!"

[–]Grepus 1 point2 points ago

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I've lost count of how many times I've read the whole thing... and it always starts with a Land Before Time thread on Reddit.

[–]lightslash53 0 points1 point ago

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it seriously is one of the most terrible things to read, but you just can't help it.

[–]Ketrinn 2 points3 points ago

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Jesus Christ, that's going to put a dark cloud over my day.

[–]Grepus 0 points1 point ago

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It's happened to us all at one point... sad, innit :(

[–]Ketrinn 1 point2 points ago

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Terrible..my body tried to make man tears.

[–]neotsunami 0 points1 point ago

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Mine too...fuck! Seriosuly, a bit of my soul just died.

[–]Osama_Bin_Downloadin 0 points1 point ago

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That was...so cruel. I have to sleep now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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:(

[–]jacobrossk 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]neotsunami 0 points1 point ago*

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I...didn't know about this...now I'm gonna have to rationalize some reason for how this information (about how the actress who voiced one of the most adorable characters in history died) being in my brain is a good thing. 'Cause damned if I'm gonna let it ruin my childhood...sob

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely turned me into sad-Jibber. :(

[–]Vendi 10 points11 points ago

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This movie made me want to eat a ton of lettuce as a kid.

[–]lantheria 5 points6 points ago

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this comment made me laugh a whole lot more than it should have.

[–]mk1709 5 points6 points ago

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FRIENDS FOR DINNER, I JUST WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS FOR DINNER.

[–]anonyjonny 12 points13 points ago

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due to the bitch I am going to assume sara was the one asking the question because quite frankly no one could call ducky a bitch maybe petree though.

[–]dylanfarnum 18 points19 points ago

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Her name is actually Cera, like Triceratop, or Michael Cera.

[–]neerg 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa, good call.

[–]arkmanpolo6 13 points14 points ago

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was going to comment that i fucking hated Sara

[–]sir_humpy 7 points8 points ago

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She's so fucking bossy.

[–]bright_ephemera 1 point2 points ago

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Face like that, I believe Littlefoot could be calling anybody a bitch.

[–]devoting_my_time 9 points10 points ago

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Gonna get that bitch some treestars.

Bitches love treestars

[–]JibberGXP 4 points5 points ago

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He used to make those treestars sound so delicious, when I was a kid, I used to imagine eating one with all of it's crunchy and juicy glory, and it somehow miraculously tasted amazing.

It's a fucking leaf.

[–]Cridec 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for the new WallPaper !!!!!!!!!

[–]bibleporn 5 points6 points ago

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Sarah,Treestars, Promised land, Decimation, Persecution. I've read this some place before.

[–]GoGoGadgetDownVote 3 points4 points ago

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I usually don't do this since it is a repost. But this particular repost is one of my all-time favorites. You get one upvote.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Only the one? Stingy git :P

[–]danceydancetime 3 points4 points ago

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LEGALIZE TREESTARS

[–]ghoti023 3 points4 points ago

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Does it not bother anyone else that the herbivore has canine teeth?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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YEP YEP YEP

[–]datoned 5 points6 points ago

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The hand puppets from pizza hut. I had them all.

[–]Cridec 1 point2 points ago

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had sara and petree they were awesome

[–]LuridTeaParty 3 points4 points ago

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[–]ThatAwesomePenguin 12 points13 points ago

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Wrong dinosaur thing.

[–]Vendi 2 points3 points ago

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Another good movie!

[–]Omnomnom97 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck yeah tree stars :D

[–]millerk1 2 points3 points ago

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I watched this a while ago, and I cried like a small child the whole time.

[–]LittleChinstrap 2 points3 points ago

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Best. Movie. Ever.

[–]byakko 2 points3 points ago*

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Noooooooooo. Littlefoot's mom! T-rex! DEATH! AAAARGH!

[–]yeepzor 2 points3 points ago

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Nostalgiasm

[–]MrNewguy 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god I forgot all about this movie.

[–]sayswhathemeans 1 point2 points ago

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Dinosaur with canine teeth.

[–]PPpwnz 0 points1 point ago

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Not a single fuck was given.

[–]emptyvoices 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks to those movies, if I ever saw a tree star in real life, I would totally eat it expecting deliciousness.

[–]freeogy 1 point2 points ago

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Don Bluth is awesome. Land Before Time, Secret of Nimh, Troll in Central Park, Rock-a-Doodle, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Anastasia, and, of course, Dargon's Lair.

[–]veritasgj 1 point2 points ago

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3 horns don't play with long necks

[–]RhiannonRae 1 point2 points ago

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The original was the bomb! The 25 movies that came after it sucked though.

[–]BrockHanson 4 points5 points ago

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[–]JeremyEye 3 points4 points ago

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Things just got really fucking awkward.

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 7 points8 points ago

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And you stole it from a guy in r/trees.. who stole it from 4chan. Don't act like you made it.

[–]MoOdYo[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I stole it from a chick on facebook O_o

[–]flounder19 0 points1 point ago

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well at least you're honest

[–]louisvillejg 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry. This has happened to me too. Sometimes...well, as Nucky Thompson put it on Sunday, "...God distributes gifts unequally...", and you were the unlucky one this time.

[–]sarmatron 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because you act like your own version isn't a repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]ErroneousEric 1 point2 points ago

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Longest running movie franchise ever. There's more of these than there are Final Fantasies.

[–]danielsevelt007 4 points5 points ago

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Only one was a work of art, though.

[–]JackTrueborn 3 points4 points ago

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Less can be said of Final Fantasy.

[–]MikeyToo 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry, no. Thanks for playing though.

Longest running movie franchise would be Godzilla.

sounds of people screaming in terror

[–]ErroneousEric 1 point2 points ago

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Hyperbole on my part. You're the man. Upvote.

[–]MikeyToo 1 point2 points ago

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Derp. Did not notice your username.

[–]thatguyinconverse 0 points1 point ago

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Where is that insert googly eyes guy when you need him...

[–]snippybitch 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! He looks demonic!

[–]SpitefulMoose 0 points1 point ago

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YEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

[–]broked-spade 0 points1 point ago

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Somehow I read this in lil johns voice

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

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Find something on reddit, post it to reddit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Used to watch this before it was mainstream :')

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This isnt where hipsters meet.

[–]sunkenOcean01 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, when did we leave reddit?

[–]ab26 0 points1 point ago

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I read that in Turk's voice.

[–]Dontslowdown 0 points1 point ago

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This was my all time favorite movie as a child. After number four they started to suck though.

[–]Appleman5000 0 points1 point ago

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I read that in flava flave's voice, wtf...

[–]Guppywily 0 points1 point ago

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oooooh the nostalgia

[–]Captain_Scienceman 0 points1 point ago

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These treestars are really morish.

[–]brandstone 0 points1 point ago

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My sister and I really liked this movie, and on Christmas one of the neighbors dressed up as Santa and gave us plush Littlefoots. It's one of my earliest and fondest memories.

[–]RisingDamp 0 points1 point ago

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Hardest laugh of my day. I had forgotten they called the leaves treestars.

[–]nightmare647 0 points1 point ago

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this is the fourth time I've seen this picture re-posted in 2 months. Twice in the last two weeks. I LOVE Land Before Time and the scary beyond and all that good stuff but damn...

[–]medicrow 0 points1 point ago

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Saddest movie ever

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this not first page? Made me laugh so hard.

[–]Flopsey 0 points1 point ago

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He had 99 comments and not a bitchy one

Edit: Well maybe some were but I had to act fast

[–]LaunguageFrogs 0 points1 point ago

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Land Before Time always made me hungry for leaves :F

[–]indianapolisjones 0 points1 point ago

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So about a month ago I took shrooms with 3 other friends and went to a lake out in the country. It was a beautiful day we had a blast... At one point I shit you not there was a cloud in the sky that looked just like Littlefoot's momma!!! We totally started talking about treestars and the movie... Seeing this pic made me laugh so hard!

[–]micahshell 0 points1 point ago

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The first one always manages to make me cry like a baby, same thing with loin king.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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FUN FACT: The little girl who voiced Ducky was eventually murdered by her abusive father.

[–]Lakhuton -3 points-2 points ago

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Did anyone else immediately think littlefinger?