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[–]Duke5567 4 points5 points ago

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I think the lady should be telling the cashier to shut her whore mouth:D

[–]WaywardSpaniard 1 point2 points ago

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The smiley face at the end makes this comment very funny. It's like you're genuinely and innocently glad.

[–]Duke5567 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't want to come off as being an ass trying to tell you what to do. Rather just make a funny comment/ suggestion. You know instead of stealing it changing that one part and say (fixed).

[–]77108 1 point2 points ago

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You will enjoy this, too: http://tpdsaa.tumblr.com

[–]r0cketman 1 point2 points ago

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Here's a bitch that needs a FUCKING ENGINE HOIST to get from a chair to a bed. For christ's sake..

[–]cclady 4 points5 points ago

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Come on, it's the internet, you can come up with something more clever for the lady with the sausage in the grocery store ;)

[–]randomclock 2 points3 points ago

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Her vision is impaired so she may have thought it was something other than a sausage.

[–]BertrandLoganberry 0 points1 point ago

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She might have thought it was a cucumber.

[–]LAHAROFDEATH 2 points3 points ago

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[–]memory_machine 0 points1 point ago

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Do both kids think they are controlling Mario?

[–]DildoBicycle 0 points1 point ago

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Moar.

[–]MyCleverNameWasTaken 0 points1 point ago

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"You wouldn't be bleeding if you flossed more." I thought I was the only one who received this load of bs!