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[–]SuperToad 36 points37 points ago

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There was a scene in that episode where squidward gets incinerated by a bucket of gasoline, but it's not in any of the DVDs or on the TV version. Here.

[–]kingoftrex 26 points27 points ago

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Wait really? I remember this for some reason.

[–]TownFunk 9 points10 points ago

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It must have pissed off some parents and Nick must have edited it after the first few times it aired. I hate it when stations do this...

[–]BeneficiaryOtheDoubt 12 points13 points ago

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Don't blame the station. Blame the stupid parents who think their kids are gonna somehow get gasoline and setup traps with it.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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To be fair, kids are fucking stupid.

[–]bronk1977 1 point2 points ago

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That's what Marv thought in Home Alone.

[–]rabbitrun 0 points1 point ago

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Twice, even!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Stupid children come from Stupid parents.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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All children can do some pretty stupid shit. Ones with good parents might do less, but they all do dumb shit.

[–]SuperToad 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I guess it got pulled for some reason. Hell of a time finding it anywhere but the internet now.

[–]mason092 7 points8 points ago

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I remember that one!

[–]jhuffman9 4 points5 points ago

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It actually was on the DVD. I remember it distinctly.

[–]Throat 3 points4 points ago

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I've never seen a DVD version of any Spongebob episode and I definitely remember this. Pretty sure it was on TV.

[–]janyk 2 points3 points ago*

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but it's not in any of the DVDs or on the TV version

Then what version would it be in?

[–]rhtufts 46 points47 points ago

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Spongebobs grin from that episode would make a great rage face addition.

[–]evodahis 32 points33 points ago

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Couldn't agree more so.. I whipped this up..

eh? Maybe?

[–]jcasey10 4 points5 points ago

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That is great!!

[–]HitTheGymAndLawyerUp 1 point2 points ago

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Get someone to make it adjustable in height and you have yourself another GREAT SCOTT.

[–]thatguyinconverse -3 points-2 points ago

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Why is he a dalmatian?

[–]GioMann 5 points6 points ago

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Indeed

[–]hopeidontrunoutofspa 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure, I like the idea, but spongebob is too distracting.

[–]KingRat12 25 points26 points ago

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NO The best episode everis the one where they form a marching band

[–]mwguthrie 14 points15 points ago

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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[–]XavierMendel 2 points3 points ago

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Horse radish isn't an instrument either.

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[–]double-o-awesome 5 points6 points ago

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[–]WarPhalange 1 point2 points ago

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That song sounds an aweful lot like the style of the Scorpions.

[–]cjcrashoveride 1 point2 points ago

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This song is so awesome I tracked it down and downloaded it to my zune. So good.

[–]dxprog 0 points1 point ago

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I bought an entire SpongeBob album just for this song (it was album only...)

[–]Pootytang001 0 points1 point ago

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The splinter, dude. The splinter.

[–]tokeallday 13 points14 points ago

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"NO, worse, it'll go right to your thighs....and then you'll blow up"

[–]turtle013 23 points24 points ago

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[–]imafryingpan 4 points5 points ago

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I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who found that face funny as hell as a child.

[–]freekstyle 1 point2 points ago

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jesus christ i laugh so hard

[–]TheOmnipotentPilot 1 point2 points ago

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Greatest. Face. Ever. Now compatible with two species.

[–]ma5haga 1 point2 points ago

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[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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You can use the line from Training Day: "So you like raping young girls, huh?"

[–]DukeOfGeek 0 points1 point ago

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"All the wasted years"

[–]bpat 0 points1 point ago

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You can't understand how happy this makes me.

[–]gb2digg 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it. Is this making fun of how he falsely claimed Gulf of Mexico food is safe to eat?

[–]mikhel 0 points1 point ago

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Read in Spongebob's voice, followed by a giggle at the end.

I fell out of my chair laughing.

[–]Thatldodonkey 0 points1 point ago

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I can so hear him saying that with the exact face! Brilliant!

[–]Lenboticus 0 points1 point ago

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I litterally just watched this yesterday and thought the same thing