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[–]neren 14 points15 points ago

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"my friend" does this, "he's" such an asshole. this post is about you, don't lie

[–]Gramma42ton 1 point2 points ago

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I do this for r/funny, if it doesn't make me at least chuckle a bit, then it doesn't belong here, it should be in r/pics or somewhere else

[–]Ishaiah 2 points3 points ago

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DAE feel like this when they upvote

Yes

[–]goldncamo 1 point2 points ago

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Downvotes for everyone!

[–]jimjimgreen -1 points0 points ago

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Battle stations everybody.

[–]goldncamo 0 points1 point ago

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You're votes may be safe, but your dignity is not.

[–]xteve 1 point2 points ago

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How I feel when I see a post that refers to nothing but Reddit: downvote.

[–]Brenmains 1 point2 points ago

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Ok.

[–]wocK_ 0 points1 point ago

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have an upvote!

[–]haffe97 0 points1 point ago

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Thats me, not caring about digital karma...

[–]Derahel 0 points1 point ago

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My friend thinks you should have just said it was you that felt that way

[–]jakegrape 0 points1 point ago

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you mean everyone feels this way when we upvote?

[–]Rand0mhero80 0 points1 point ago

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I also do this.

[–]DwedPiwateWobberts -1 points0 points ago

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You're friends with god or his son? Whatever the case may be, don't let r/atheism see it.

[–]lambaz1 -2 points-1 points ago

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I feel like your friend takes himself too seriously.

[–]fashizzIe -1 points0 points ago

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Am I your friend?

[–]muffinmonk -4 points-3 points ago*

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I very, very, very, very, VERY, rarely hand out upvotes to submissions. My "liked" tab is full of my own submissions.

If you manage to genuinely amuse me or capture my interest for far longer than usual, you get my upvote. That's why I don't give out many upvotes in places like r/funny. Sure, I'll chuckle or smile, but if you get me into a laughing fit I will consider voting.

[–]tubbynerd -2 points-1 points ago

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I am the same

[–]ExdigguserPies -1 points0 points ago

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I vote on everything. It's either up or it's down. Can't leave it without a vote.

[–]EdgarAllenBroe -5 points-4 points ago

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I must say, I feel the same way sometimes.

[–]never_upvotes -5 points-4 points ago

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WATCH OUT A PENIS!! nsfl