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[–]neonflannel 34 points35 points ago

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petrified maybe?

[–]Snodgrass82 2 points3 points ago

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Way better title - This wood looks petrified!

[–]wildfire2k5 1 point2 points ago

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Damn it you beat me to it!

[–]Jokerthewolf 30 points31 points ago

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What the hell did you do to plank?

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[–]KrayVin 1 point2 points ago

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Must've been board.

[–]jell-o 1 point2 points ago

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He violated Plank! You bastard!

[–]Vaeb41 0 points1 point ago

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They even stripped him of his paint!

[–]Brazilian1227 8 points9 points ago

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[–]maxtheterp -1 points0 points ago

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Well if it's not funny, why put it as a comment in r/funny?

[–]ACHILLESiii 4 points5 points ago

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this wood looks petrified.

[–]jimmy_legs 0 points1 point ago

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haha that was the first thing i thought of too. have an upvote

[–]hull26 0 points1 point ago

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Way to ruin a good play on words with the annoying 'show literal meaning of the phrase' and ending entertainment from original joke entirely, as it always does

[–]bacon_butter 0 points1 point ago

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beat me to it!

[–]lurker69 1 point2 points ago

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Meh. More like bored.

[–]reaper130 1 point2 points ago

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You Found Plank!

[–]theinvigorator 1 point2 points ago

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plank's seen better days.

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[–]reverend-spooner 0 points1 point ago

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Cut it out.

[–]saywee123 0 points1 point ago

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I knew one of these threads wood start.

[–]reverend-spooner 0 points1 point ago

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Ash-ually, I meant that semi-seriously. ;)

[–]MirroredColors 0 points1 point ago

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No! Plank!

[–]hull26 0 points1 point ago

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I lold hard..nice find dude!

[–]Toast_with_the_Most 0 points1 point ago

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"And then... it SAW me!"

[–]willthewinner 0 points1 point ago

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It's seen things, man...and stuff too.

[–]Pinuphead 0 points1 point ago

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scared stiff

[–]DocterWeegee 0 points1 point ago

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Plank saw some shit man.

[–]Natfod 0 points1 point ago

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would of been a lot punnier if you said petrified instead of terrified.

[–]kopo27 0 points1 point ago

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You could say he was...

Puts on sunglasses

...petrified.

[–]wittlewayne 0 points1 point ago

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Plank !?!

[–]rupert0 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Plank is getting drilled. Plank is not happy.