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[–]lurano 170 points171 points ago

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fucking reposts... everywhere

[–]JDeezNutz 47 points48 points ago

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The eighth time this image has been posted this month, in fact.

[–]NiceDay4ASulk 23 points24 points ago

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Wow really? I'm the creator of this image, and it's pretty flattering, honestly!

EDIT: It's a shame, though, that they sized it down. You can barely read the smaller text : (

[–]Geckos[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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My apologies for reposting, I received it in an email the day I posted it and thought people could get a laugh from it.

[–]orangeslash 15 points16 points ago

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I saw the title and I thought in my head "PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE THE FREAKIN' GRANOLA BAR PICTURE."

sigh

[–]InanimatePhoenix 9 points10 points ago

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When this appears again, I will know it's time to get the oil on my car changed.

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[–]spoonybard326 0 points1 point ago

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When this appears again, it will be time to take another breath.

[–]kindaallovertheplace 15 points16 points ago

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[–]FuckYouRepostingScum 5 points6 points ago

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I came here to say something like this... just not as nicely.

[–]xwexcollidex 0 points1 point ago

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your flair is my life.

[–]d4rkhorizoN 1 point2 points ago

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i was about to post that

[–]BaberhamLincoln 2 points3 points ago

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funny. I was gonna say the exact same thing..

[–]Smokeeey 1 point2 points ago

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I came to say this

[–]tomasgdvl 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I haven't seen this before.

[–]WGAF_About_Karma 11 points12 points ago

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Clearly you need to reduce the time spent outside of Reddit.

[–]Nblearchangel 0 points1 point ago

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EVERYWHERE, Way worse than dead people!

[–]xwexcollidex 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say that...exactly.

[–]Pig_In_A_Blanky 0 points1 point ago

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its crumbelievable

[–]akicktotheeye_ 4 points5 points ago

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repost is a repost

[–]zanegetsu 17 points18 points ago

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Protip: Beat the shit out of it before opening it until it is nothing but bite size pieces. Upon opening it it will be easy to consume without getting shit everywhere.

[–]unamerican 1 point2 points ago

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Then dump those bite-sized pieces into a small pot of yoghurt, with maybe a few berries or a teaspoon of jam.

[–]dimsedk 0 points1 point ago

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I stopped eating these because of the crumbs. Why didn't I think of this?

[–]AYONEEGUH 3 points4 points ago

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Old news

[–]Bowi 2 points3 points ago

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And yet the 18th time, it still gets upvoted... Think i'll start upvoting it too once a week. ಠ_ಠ

[–]eastcoastian 10 points11 points ago

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SOLUTION: Break into 4 pieces while still in the wrapper. Open and enjoy your bite-sized pieces with no crumbs.

[–]Itsgoodsoup 1 point2 points ago

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SOLUTION 2: Hammer fist the shit out of the package before opening, pour crumbs in mouth.

[–]DrWeeezy 4 points5 points ago

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yeah seriously FUCK DEM REPOSTS

[–]afkobaya 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking crumbs would be really jagged and uncomfortable.

[–]IvyBridge 1 point2 points ago

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Do you want ants? Cause thats how you get ants.

[–]bunk0 1 point2 points ago

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You're doing it wrong. Break into pieces while it's still in the wrapper and eat one-inch long pieces individually. Then this won't be an issue.

[–]teewuane 1 point2 points ago

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If this is your 8th time seeing this on reddit this month, please let someone else have a turn on the computer.

[–]babingbongbang 3 points4 points ago

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FUCKING REPOSTS

[–]laserfish 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god, I fucking hate these. All the pleasure of eating sheetrock.

[–]pingas 1 point2 points ago

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More like eating tiny wood chips that taste somewhat like honey.

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

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Delicious crumbs

[–]MisanthropeAndroid 1 point2 points ago

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No fucking College Humour citation.

[–]Slippy-Toad 1 point2 points ago

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This was funny the first 36 times I saw it.

[–]arnaudjolois 0 points1 point ago

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so true

[–]Forrest319 0 points1 point ago

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You break the bars into thirds or quarters while it's still in the package. Just open enough of the wrapper to pull each bite size piece out. Crumbs nowhere. I figured that shit out in grade school...

[–]lampshade14 0 points1 point ago

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There's a reason they call it Nature's Harvest, it's made to be eaten outside

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

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But, its so god damn tasty, especially with coffee.

[–]Drawtaru 0 points1 point ago

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"You need like a bowl to eat this shit." Funny story... my husband eats them in a bowl with milk and breaks them up and calls it cereal. XD

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

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whoa that's awesome. I should repost this right now, actually!

(I'm making fun of you for being a repost whore)

[–]highgravitycane 0 points1 point ago

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I break these up in the package and pour it into a thing of yogurt. Try it.

[–]CheeseEverywhere 0 points1 point ago

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literally eating this right now, no crumbs though. It's all in the technique

[–]boringlesbian 0 points1 point ago

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[–]b3arjew 0 points1 point ago

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DELICIOUS fucking crumbs

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 0 points1 point ago

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I eat those at work everyday; I just open it up, and use the wrapper as a plate, when I'm finished I pour it down my throat. Jesus, guys, critical thinking!

BTW, Dark Chocolate is the best one.

[–]cheaprug 0 points1 point ago

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Just like bacon, posts can't last forever

[–]coffeegeek 0 points1 point ago

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...and totally worth it. I fucking LOVE these things.

[–]Sterilpanda 0 points1 point ago

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i wanna down vote so bad right now

[–]boomerjack 0 points1 point ago

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so motha fuckin true

[–]Ronikan 0 points1 point ago

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Eat it in the bag

[–]Stjepo 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I like eating them in a bowl with a little bit of milk. It's delicious.

[–]freznedz 0 points1 point ago

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A million times yes

[–]kielmaru 0 points1 point ago

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When I first saw that image, I didn't know what that thing is. The next day I went to a grocery store, I recognized the granola bar and immediately bought it. So I ate it, it's good. But I was expecting that I would go batshit insane because everyone one of you are complaining about the crumbs. I dont see why. Didnt see any problem eating it.

(well except for some crumbs that got stuck on my keyboard)

[–]BracedPolecat 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKING DELICIOUS CRUMBS... you bastard.

[–]lawlzitruthz 0 points1 point ago

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Most delicious crumbs in all the land

[–]CarlosValdosta 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA!!! I am eating one of these crumb factories right the fuck now...

[–]weissis 0 points1 point ago

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Enough to make Hansel & Gretel proud.

[–]atrocity_exhibition 0 points1 point ago

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As a girl, I scream this often. Crumbs in your cleavage fucking sucks

[–]verrukt 0 points1 point ago

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...

[–]itssheramie 0 points1 point ago

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The trick is to open one end and break off bite sized chunks and eat those, then pour the crumbs in to your mouth once you're done.

Alternatively, you can just eat the whole thing without opening it first. The plastic isn't as good as the oats part but this method is very clean.

[–]underwritress 0 points1 point ago

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does anyone have the link to the rest of these?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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True, true. So very true.

[–]UnbornApple -3 points-2 points ago

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OMG yes. I still have crumbs in the crevices of my car when I made the mistake of eating these while driving.

[–]BossMan11 -2 points-1 points ago

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EVERYWHERE.

[–]kromosome -2 points-1 points ago

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Sure is samefag in here...

[–]Kaids -1 points0 points ago

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I was completely expecting Penfold from Dangermouse.

[–]darthweder -1 points0 points ago

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Can't forget "CRUNCH... CRUNCH... CRUNCH..."

[–]TheBoson -1 points0 points ago

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fact.

[–]deyv -1 points0 points ago

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But fucking delicious!

[–]mildxsalsa -1 points0 points ago

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First post to make me laugh until i coughed tonight!

[–]realgenius13 -1 points0 points ago

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You forgot the incredibly loud packaging and turbo jet engine crunchiness while you eat the damn thing.

[–]Eagleye1585 -1 points0 points ago

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And bad breath, am I right?

[–]MaidenLawrence -2 points-1 points ago

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BUT SOOOO FUCKING GOOD!

[–]Robeleader -2 points-1 points ago

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It's the middle line that made me really crack up.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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how do they work?

[–]TheWayOut603 -2 points-1 points ago

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The packaging for this product acts as a perfect device to launch the crumbs everywhere upon opening. Perfect diet food not for the whole grains but for the whole cleanup