I walked into the bathroom today to find this. I'm a bit scared.

scootunit · 10 months

You be good to Little Bill, Little Bill be good to you.

Letsgetitkraken · 10 months

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thechickenfoot · 10 months

I'm going to borrow this. My boyfriend refuses to flush the toilet. He's 35. I'm not sure why it's a problem, but I'm sick of the place smelling like stale pee after he visits and I don't notice. I don't notice because I usually use a different bathroom because HE PEES ON THE DAMN FLOOR also. 35 years old. Really.

sayswhathemeans · 10 months

Big Bill deals with shitters.

Chaytup · 10 months

I think the Yellow Pee Pee Monster needs to have a word with Little Bill.

cuponoodles55 · 10 months

you don't flush? ಠ_ಠ

farfrmsane · 10 months

hahaha........ I'm getting old :(

Crazyblazy395 · 10 months

I just started laughing in the middle of a very serious lecture

hunch · 10 months

Looks like you be just fine so long as you flush and don't piss on the floor.

Shotcalleram · 10 months

This TV show was the shit.

Sliverr · 10 months

Once helped my landlord with some scumbag neighbors who moved out and left a similar mess.. Not nearly as bad as this, but still pretty bad. On my occasion, there did happen to be hundreds of soiled baby diapers and thousands of cigarette butts everywhere. This was all in a two bedroom apartment with 4 people, a dog, and a 1 year old baby. Very sad that people choose to live like this.

Lookmanospaces · 10 months

The scary part is you live alone...

Nackles · 10 months

I suspect women need this as much as men--what will Bill cut off them??

(I've been wanting to make signs for the bathrooms at my work but all I came up with was "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie, or I will cap yo' ass.")

manny130 · 10 months

Little Bill must not know that there's a massive fucking drought in Texas and many parts of the world. Using a gallon to 2.5 gallons of what most of the world would consider drinkable and life sustaining water to get rid of half a quart or two of pee is a bit wasteful.

[deleted] · 10 months

Little bill isn't fucking around.

[deleted] · 10 months

You better do what he says scumbag.

littlebill1138 · 10 months

Why Little Bill? That's what I want to know...

lilstumpz · 10 months

The bathroom in your place?

headless_bourgeoisie · 10 months

So be good and always flush the toilet

Just think twice before the deed is done

When you wake up guilty in the morning

You may find important pieces gone

5foot3 · 10 months

You must be the reason for the sign.

hisironlung · 10 months

This sign should be in every stall of every public bathroom ever

dieselcupcake · 10 months

Haven't laughed this hard at something on reddit in weeks. I find shit funny when I don't see it coming... sure didn't see that one coming.

tsully193 · 10 months

I'm just glad it wasn't fucking bees.

sheboygan · 10 months

I am disturbed that he is going to attempt to cut off your dick with a linemans pliers rather than a knife of a scissors. A linemans would just smash it or rip it off.

Always choose the right tool for the job you are doing.

Rotten_in_Denmark · 10 months

First Rule of any school: DON'T FUCK WITH THE JANITORS

Willkins88 · 10 months

Sometimes it is just easier than formally resigning from the field of custodial engineering.

ComebackMom · 10 months

It'd be totally inappropriate to put this in my son's bathroom, right?

sigh

NYCMiddleMan · 10 months

I remember the day I was in the bathroom and a coworker (who I liked) came in, sat in the stall next to me, shat everywhere, didn't flush, and then left without washing his hands.

He wasn't crazy. I know he wasn't in a divorce, or even hung over.

I refused to work with him after that. And when people asked why (surpris) I told them the truth.

People who do this shit are shit.

_big_white_van · 10 months

These are going up in my floor's bathroom. Pictures will ensue.

sctigergirl81 · 10 months

reminds me of this...

http://www.fln.vcu.edu/struwwel/daumen_e.html

i_live_on_an_island · 10 months

you dont bird Little Bill, Little Bill dont bird you

dan_blather · 10 months

Tommy Toilet sez ...

[deleted] · 10 months

This needs to be in every washroom.

GAD604 · 10 months

I agree about the not pissing on the floor part, but the not flushing? If it's yellow let it mellow Little Bill.

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KingEgghead · 10 months

can someone make this so i can print it out and put it in the dorm bathrooms?

Richard_Longboat_IX · 10 months

I'm hoping you work in a children's mental hospital and Little Bill is a very real person standing guard outside the stall

fuyunoyoru · 10 months

We need this sign in our restrooms at my uni. Also, it needs and addendum referring to not hocking your chew into the urinals.

Telencephalon · 10 months

little Bill little Bill little Bill little Bill little Bill little Bill LITTLE BILL OH GOD PLEASE DONT

TheAmazingSkoof · 10 months

Cut your dick off with pliers... Ouch.

jjay0 · 10 months

Little Bill don't play .. with bathroom sanitation

phtsl · 10 months

Kinda goes along with this.

drebik · 10 months

well... start flushing and nobody's getting hurt...

Dreadmonkey · 10 months

I need to put these in my dorm bathroom.

capslockfury · 10 months

The floor? Fuck that, don't piss on the god damn toilet seat.

jerseychick201 · 10 months

i never miss!

spacemanspiff30 · 10 months

You should only be scared if you don't flush or piss on the floor

Callin_shenanigans · 10 months

shenanigans.

stemgang · 10 months

Don't threaten my penis.

mandog202 · 10 months

at least there are no bees involved.

Clockian · 10 months

Oh my God, I can't believe I forgot about this show.

afreshmind · 10 months

was this at work?

wetsu · 10 months

This reminds me of going to the Wisconsin State Fair. The mens room was staffed with an attendant who was rewarded with tips. The place was clean and it was worth a buck to me.

Kev_koe · 10 months

I thought it was going to be a massive spider

littlebill1138 · 10 months

AND WELL YOU SHOULD BE.

leafeator · 10 months

Dont pee in the shower too? Please and thank you.

Versalite · 10 months

Any bets on how long until someone pisses or smears poop on this thing?

MelowMaverick · 10 months

I should put up something like this in my dorm's bathroom...

Radico87 · 10 months

I don't know any black children named bill, I'm safe.

thelazyfox · 10 months

Well which is it, you don't flush or you piss on the floor? Obviously one if you're scared.

Phoequinox · 10 months

Little Bill has always creeped me out anyway.

siovene · 10 months

So there are two scumbags and I shouldn't piss on the floor either one of them?

Sheamus328 · 10 months

How does little bill know!...pervert

Hans109 · 10 months

Would it be less scary if little Billy is white?

ascheeseman · 10 months

See what happens when Bill Cosby does not get his pudding pop....

jexton80 · 10 months

Has a person who work ins a photo lab those damn lines scare me..

shaunre · 10 months

i vaguely remember that show, but i swear the kid got some sort of sick pleasure from cutting people's dicks off with pliers.

[deleted] · 10 months

A little something that's "wtf" about little bill is that during 9/11, my mom came and picked my and my brother up from school. Me and my mom we're in the living room watching everything unfold on the news, horrified. My brother, though, was completely chilled out in the other room watching Little Bill. He was 13 years old.

robopanda9k · 10 months

Was anyone else frightened of little bill before this?

Helveticant · 10 months

I don't have a dick and I'm scared. ಠ_ಠ I'm holding the general area where a dick would be and flinching.

Little Bill is going to cut me :(

awe300 · 10 months

Well, then fucking flush, you asshole.

spyd4r · 10 months

i need a copy for work...

relevant: http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/lgobz/if_its_yellow_let_it_mellow_is_not_vaild_in_the/

[deleted] · 10 months

I just about pissed myself from laughing so hard. I'll never be able to watch LB with my son again with out laughing.

tha11 · 10 months

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g

RandomCabbageGuy · 10 months

MY CABBAGES!

turkeyinthecorn · 10 months

Pooor Candyman.

Sleep45 · 10 months

Must be a hard life being scared of paper.

quote_remix · 10 months

Dwight: ....And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid. This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. [reading from book] The great tall tailor always comes to men that piss on the floor or don't flush--- are you listening, Reddit? Right? And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their dicks clean off!

Michael: Dwight! Dwight!

Dwight: There's a photo...

Michael: What the hell are you reading to them?

Dwight: These are cautionary tales for men, my Grandmata used to read these---

mjwilson14 · 10 months

You may want to share this with http://yppm.removed.us/index.php?vid=01

fap_socks · 10 months

Someones printer needs a clean.

TuckersRock · 10 months

I'm an RA and I think I'm going to steal this.

Ashlir · 10 months

I need to print this out for the can at the shop

rodriguezlrichard · 10 months

Forgets to flush, little bill comes out of nowhere and snips your dick off.

kin-d · 10 months

You cannot piss on the floor while wearing a scumbag

tmm1641 · 10 months

All right, gentlemen. He's got one barrel left. When he fires that, take out your pistols, and shoot him down like the mangy scoundrel he is!

OzymandiasReborn · 10 months

Man, that must be painful, cutting somebody's dick off with pliers... Now wire cutters I could see, but pliers, oh man!

pimpernel666 · 10 months

This is a high degree of difficulty - equal parts pedophilic and racist.

stealingzen · 10 months

Then STOP PISSING ON THE FLOOR. Scumbag.

entorhigh4d · 10 months

I remember that show.... hell yeah

mishaneah · 10 months

Ah, the urban Struwwelpeter!

fuzzb0y · 10 months

And lift the fucking toilet seat if you're peeing.

informedvoice · 10 months

It'll take a while, too; he's using a pair of pliers.

Da_Fuck · 10 months

So once I was taking a leak in my college toilet and infront of me was written "Don't look up"...I looked up and there it was written "Told you not to look up you asshole!"

smallamanda · 10 months

Did anyone else expect it to be a picture of a newspaper on the floor?

Marckoz · 10 months

Little Bill didn't say anything about pissing on the toilet seat!

Sly_R · 10 months

I'd like to see that posted at the mall where I work. Come Christmas season, the public bathrooms are covered it shit and piss. What the fuck is wrong with people?

MilkorCream · 10 months

I want to do something like this at my works bathroom :V

DirtyBojanglez · 10 months

Damn Bill you mean.

xebo · 10 months

Sometimes turdlets need to stew for a while

zersch · 10 months

I always thought he looked like a little dick cuttin' mofo.

laidbackduck · 10 months

Not even a guy, but I suddenly got peeshy.

farcus · 10 months

Why is one Asian?

[deleted] · 10 months

You got a problem with aiming and flushing?

thestentchhimself · 10 months

looks like we've got us a real badass motherfucker here, willing to use tha boogie instead of making his own hands dirty. such a noble method to proof me being right shall be rewarded with a lovely straight flush. alright!

vegidio · 10 months

I find this quite offensive. Let's do a test:

A poster in the men's bathroom saying that someone will cut my dick if I don't flush: "funny"
A poster in the women's bathroom saying that someone will cut the woman's breasts if she doesn't flush: national commotion, police investigation, etc...

Double standards!

MSpainting · 10 months

Its not my fault you don't have a sensor flusher and a turd on the plunger.

hurkz · 10 months

The place I work at is chronic for people pissing on the floor... today some random came in for a meeting and went toilet.. I went in shortly afterwards and he fully missed the bowl.. we are not talking just a couple of splashes it was more like the toilet had sprung a leak from the lip of the bowl.. whats worse is we have black tiles on the ground so its virtually impossible not to see the mess you have made. what kind of Muppet trying to do business would use a prospective business partners toilet with such disregard. Bit of a rant there but its really annoying when you have to clean someone else's piss off the ground so the next person who uses the toilet doesn't think what you'r currently thinking about the ass hole who's piss I'm cleaning up.

redditor9000 · 10 months

The scary part is this was in the girls bathroom

sprontbot · 10 months

Little Billy has an iron fist approach when it comes to strong flow and prostate health

crushd62497 · 10 months

If you flush and don't piss on the floor then you have nothing to be scared of.

[deleted] · 10 months

This was posted in the women's room.

Varanae · 10 months

Bill is full of shit.

eeeaarrgh · 10 months

Obviously, you should flush. And not piss on the floor.

Shikarex · 10 months

I would of flushed twice just to be safe...

[deleted] · 10 months

HAHAHA oh wow he always seemed so nice on the TV show...

D8c0 · 10 months

Watcha talking bout Willis?

SparklyyCherry · 10 months

Oh my gosh! Little Bill! NOW I finally remember that Cartoon's name! I'm so gonna go search it up

HalexGSd · 10 months

The picture of Little Bill reminds me of Hooch. I believe that we have determined that Hooch is crazy. As such I believe your fears are legitimate.

http://images.wikia.com/scrubs/images/8/8e/7x5_Hooch_is_Crazy.jpg

akfalcon · 10 months

At least it's not little bill's grandma....that would be really fucked up!

[deleted] · 10 months

I hope that bathroom was in an elementary school.

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