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[–]Claypool2112 1 point2 points ago

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Why razor blades?

[–]yousedditreddit 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't mind seeing les of you

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[–]Scoldering 1 point2 points ago

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Another one of these "woah cool story but its deleted now" situations, huh? Oh, Reddit

[–]Claypool2112 0 points1 point ago

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Wait...how did the hooker get involved again?

[–]jddlwlr 1 point2 points ago

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Poor Jorge!

[–]TricK2039 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Dracovitch -1 points0 points ago

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"Uh, someone is on fire..."

I was not expecting that ending. I totally lost it.

[–]Mikchi 1 point2 points ago

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How many times does this shite need to be reposted on here?

[–]ShufflinEveryday 0 points1 point ago

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'Cause if you're not hardcore...

[–]lawstunderbooks 0 points1 point ago

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parents know when to set realistic limitations....

[–]Claypool2112 -2 points-1 points ago

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Pshh, if he truly wanted to be hardcore, he wouldn't be stopped by his mom

[–]Ragnalypse -2 points-1 points ago

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It seems to me that it would be better translated "and" instead of "but", hay uno hispanico aqui que puede dime la verdad?

[–]buschleague55[S] 1 point2 points ago

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pues, tome espanol por cinco anos, pero soy un gringo y no practico nadie.

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

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soy uno gringo y soy hispanico... pero de españa. Oh, el español que nos americanos aprendi en escuela? Es mexicano. Que sucio, arrriiiibaaa taco taco need more lemon pledge.

[–]atenux 0 points1 point ago

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I guess it is right the way it was translated. soy chileno :P

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Both are right, however "but" would be more correct if the caption read "pero su mama no lo deja."