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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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What's way better is that kid landing on the sex pillow.

Y'know, just hanging out with your two creepy uncles. Bouncing on an air mattress. Woozy from banging your head on a fan, and landing conveniently on a nearby love pillow.

Nothing to see here.

[–]britzilla 5 points6 points ago

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Somebody should turn that pillow into pedobear. Please.

[–]douglasr007 1 point2 points ago

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...that's a love pillow?

Oh god.

[–]BeastModeYouBeezy 6 points7 points ago

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USA! USA! USA!

[–]drballoonknot 9 points10 points ago

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Can't. Stop. Watching... the bluish spark when he hits the fan... can't stop...

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Shit hit the fan.

[–]Pointy130 0 points1 point ago

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BOO

//secretly upvotes

[–]Shmoops 2 points3 points ago

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Nothing better than blunt trauma to the head and electricity burns.

[–]CustomFalconJtag 2 points3 points ago

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what was that blue flash when he went near the fan???

[–]Nashtak 33 points34 points ago

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The source of his newly gained superpowers.

[–]swiftpoop 0 points1 point ago

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Fanman?

[–]Babywolf 3 points4 points ago

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It was the light that pedobear gives off as he teleports into a living space.

[–]IamSparticles 4 points5 points ago

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I think they broke a filament in one of the light bulbs.

[–]Propagation 0 points1 point ago

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Camera flash?

[–]Crinklepouch 1 point2 points ago

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I hope he wasn't pregnant

[–]xDURANDALx 1 point2 points ago

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Until you nail your face on a light fixture...

[–]cheesiestcheese 0 points1 point ago

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Rerere

[–]jrdk 0 points1 point ago*

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The old guy on the right reminds me of this: HI IM KENNY ROGERS AND THIS IS JACKASS!

[–]mouserette 0 points1 point ago

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Someone lost.

[–]Doesnt-Get-Irony 0 points1 point ago

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Eating a lightbulb - $3.99 Watching that old guy lose his shit - priceless.

[–]091346502 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I see something like this, I wonder why the fan is always on. Every time! Air conditioning kills braincells.

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

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Aaaaaaaand it's GOOD.

[–]Sterilpanda 0 points1 point ago

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Flash of blue is fake.

[–]Kaimer 0 points1 point ago

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This was in a Cute Win Fail.

[–]saosinwin -1 points0 points ago

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SHANON, WAIT! post directly above this one banana.

[–]whale_shoes 0 points1 point ago

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So THATS how you jump on your baby

[–]drsideburns 0 points1 point ago

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:(

That's turrible.

[–]saosinwin 0 points1 point ago

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I know, turribly ironic.

[–]VirtualFlu -1 points0 points ago

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I was more intrigued by the old guy's naked ass to notice a kid flying into the air.

[–]hiphoprising -1 points0 points ago

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Best dad/grandad combo ever

[–]adams071 -1 points0 points ago

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boom headshot!