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[–]bethcaroline 7 points8 points ago

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[–]elbrian 0 points1 point ago

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Awwww the cat likes the water.

I was hoping to see it freaking out under water.

[–]Varkeer 6 points7 points ago

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They should fill the pool with goldfish.

[–]libertariantexan 21 points22 points ago

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That cat looks incredibly pissed off

[–]Yamatoa 3 points4 points ago

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"Why the fuck is my head so small?"

[–]J_M 3 points4 points ago

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Agreed. I bet he goes straight for the cables at the back of his owner's computer when they get home.

No more designing crazy shit involving me. * licks own butt*

[–]LOFTIE 1 point2 points ago

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Looks happy to me. My cats always have thier eyes half open like that when they are very happy.

[–]finkalicious 0 points1 point ago

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So a single fuck WAS given?

[–]astrohelix 0 points1 point ago

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I think I watched an interview with his owner a while ago. The guy said that the cat seemed to like it and would just swim underwater for a while.

[–]Browniemac85 8 points9 points ago

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I think "wet pussy" as the title and put in gw would be some damn good trolling. Who has enough karma to sacrifice?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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This is the closet 99% of redditors will ever get to "wet pussy"

[–]maxlaitinen 0 points1 point ago

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There is a closet we can go to?

[–]Sabbatai -1 points0 points ago

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Now those Yahoo! News visitors? They get all the wet pussy!

[–]HeraldZoid 3 points4 points ago

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The exact opposite of this wonderful invention.

[–]johnfckingzoidberg 2 points3 points ago

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Clearly Wormstrom's best work, and far superior to that stupid death clock.

[–]holyerthanthou 2 points3 points ago

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"do you know what? Fuck you guys..."

[–]slightlyracial 2 points3 points ago

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white people..

[–]Sabbatai 0 points1 point ago

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Yes?

[–]Krakenrider 13 points14 points ago

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[–]ruddlebuttsTX 5 points6 points ago

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Could have at least come up with a different header.

[–]Toorstain 6 points7 points ago

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7 months, I'll allow it...

[–]shiner633 4 points5 points ago

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[–]st_gulik 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rabbitrun 2 points3 points ago

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But watch yourself, mccoy!

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[–]dontforget99 -1 points0 points ago

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Do you keep an excel file of posts that you would like to repost, or do you just look through your comments from 7 months ago to see what should be reposted right about now?

[–]Yawgmoth_of_Urborg -1 points0 points ago

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I haven't seen it. In fact, I am now desperately searching for context. So ughh... Fuck repost nazis. Because repost nazis are the absolutely worst part of reddit.

[–]Keltushadowfang 1 point2 points ago

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It wouldn't be a big deal if it weren't for the the fact that he's deliberately taking an old successful post, using even the same name and posting in hopes of getting the same karma, kind of the worst kind of karma whore. And if you think repost nazis are the worst part of reddit you must not scroll down very far.

[–]Yawgmoth_of_Urborg 0 points1 point ago

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Who gives a fuck about karma points? Do people actually use this site for a worthless currency which could only possibly be used as a status symbol? I come to this site to see interesting things, the internet condensed into the parts I will like if you will. Not for some worthless points to show how hard I internet.

[–]Krakenrider 0 points1 point ago

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You might want to click the link i added which discusses the context.

[–]Sabbatai -1 points0 points ago

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Agreed. They are also breaking the rules. Which is just so much better than posting something you didn't see and that search did not turn up.

[–]carolusrex 4 points5 points ago

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What the hell is wrong with his tiny little head?

[–]Mohavor 20 points21 points ago

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The phase velocity of light is different depending on the medium it's traveling through. The light reflecting off the cat's head must travel through air, then glass, then water to reach the camera's lens. Each shift in medium marks a shift in velocity of the light waves. When the frequency of a wave remains constant, but the velocity changes, the direction of the wave changes. This is an effect of the law of conservation of energy. So the optical effect of a too-small head is actually the light from the cat's head propagating along an angled path, rather than a linear one.

[–]Fahs 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, Professor!

[–]Mohavor 2 points3 points ago

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You'd better run along now, Gilligan. And if you happen to run into Ginger or Mary Ann, let them know I'm ready to start testing the natural rubber prophylactics I've been working on.

[–]chromium24 6 points7 points ago

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Refraction.

[–]Esplin 1 point2 points ago

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I need this cat.

[–]itsamario 2 points3 points ago

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Do we just assume the cat understands this trick can only be done while it is wearing all the equipment?

[–]DickMoveAdam 1 point2 points ago

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And still no cure for cancer.

[–]argh_minecraft 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this a thing?

[–]electrodan 2 points3 points ago

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Go ahead and read the title of this post again.

[–]PinkPortrait 0 points1 point ago

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My aquatic cat army has begin their training. Next atlantis takeover.

[–]YUNoDie 0 points1 point ago

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Scuba Cat is not amused.

[–]Scarredskies 0 points1 point ago

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I always think the cat has an eye patch when I see this photo. Which makes it even more badass.

[–]MrBILLY_MAYS 0 points1 point ago

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CAT SCUBA, AS SEEN ON TV!

[–]justanewb 0 points1 point ago

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This Is FUNNY!

[–]jespi88 0 points1 point ago

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You don't get it. FOR SCIENCE!

[–]Da-Shoe 0 points1 point ago

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This image used to be classified as pornography by my High School's web filter.

[–]spikedmace69 0 points1 point ago

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ull win that battle 9 times out of ten

[–]Devywhop 0 points1 point ago

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The guy built a rig for his dog too.

[–]qwewer 0 points1 point ago

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aaaaw... look how she enjoys it - NOT!

[–]Brobonic -1 points0 points ago

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I really wish people were required to read comments before they were allowed to upvote/downvote something. It would help eliminate reposts and fake posts.