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[–]warcin 43 points44 points ago

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Actually it probably perfectly fine for 5 (they won't know any better), its a problem at about 13

[–]kingxhall 22 points23 points ago

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Yeah thats because by the time you are 10, you're already a little loose.

[–]stillalone 11 points12 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]headfullofuselessnes 29 points30 points ago

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The new Pink N' Stink 5000.

[–]tallwookie 2 points3 points ago

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the model 10000 has an extra finger.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 13 points14 points ago

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A choking hazard alright.

[–]kindashitty 8 points9 points ago

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I didn't know what a squirter was until i was 22. After banging a new girlfriend i noticed my entire bed was sopping wet. I accused her of being drunk and pissing during the love making. true story.

[–]reddit_user13 4 points5 points ago

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Coulda been piss.

[–]kindashitty 1 point2 points ago

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I intently smelled it throughout her denial. Let me believe god damnit

[–]frogmaster1337 3 points4 points ago

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So i guess it was...kindashitty?

[–]shukoroshi -1 points0 points ago

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Aren't they one in the same?

I was under the impression that squirting is generally intense contraction of the pelvic muscles, causing evacuation of the bladder.

[–]reddit_user13 1 point2 points ago

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Not the same.

[–]shukoroshi -1 points0 points ago

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Do you happen to have references?

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

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My own personal experiences do not have a page on the internet, but google.com does.

[–]shukoroshi 0 points1 point ago

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I was also speaking from my own personal experience, which I why I was looking for some sort of documented study from a reputable source. I shall investigate further when I am not at work.

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

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Wise decision.

[–]Essar 3 points4 points ago

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If you're below five though, then have at it!

[–]AnnArchist 2 points3 points ago

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LINK TO BUY?

[–]DrHankPym 0 points1 point ago

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I WANT ONE.

[–]AnnArchist 2 points3 points ago

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THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[–]Veei 0 points1 point ago

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Googled for it. Great gag gift. Can't find it! :(

[–]Kensin 6 points7 points ago

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I can imagine what you did find tho

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Pip Pip, This Is Sexual

[–]Loserd 2 points3 points ago

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Potential celebrity endorser.

[–]thisgoesnowhere 0 points1 point ago

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Cytherea can squirt from anal. Fun fact.

[–]scarface222 5 points6 points ago

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One day that kid will look back at his toy collection and laugh.

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[–]AthlonRob 7 points8 points ago

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It's a sexual reference. As in, insert 2 fingers into a female's hoo-hah to make her squirt. Like, squirting when they orgasm

[–]RogueNine 2 points3 points ago

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Two finger squirter could be used for a masturbation technique.

[–]HenkPoley 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Double Shot!

Better make it tequila. We're gettin wet and wild!!

[–]Protonoia 1 point2 points ago

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Shocking!

[–]xwonka 1 point2 points ago

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My daughter really likes it.

I mean, she really likes it. Hmm....

[–]vainamo- 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who doesn't see anything really wrong with this? Perviness is in the eye of the beholder.

[–]chickenfatnono 1 point2 points ago

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Finger bang!

[–]pierrot156 1 point2 points ago

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If my girlfriend found out a $1 toy can do what I've tried months attempting to do for her, I'm screwed...

[–]PrinceWatercress 0 points1 point ago

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What were they thinking?!?

[–]zerocalories 0 points1 point ago

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Fun for all ages!

[–]DontPokeThatPlease 0 points1 point ago

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I see your point

[–]notverycreative1 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So.. where can I get one...

[–]parsac58 0 points1 point ago

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Finally, a toy for girls that builds them up, rather than destroying their self image like scumbag Barbi.

[–]mikkymikkymik 0 points1 point ago

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it seems fine for 16 plus.

[–]Runner25325 0 points1 point ago

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Did anybody but me notice the company who made this (in the bottom left corner) is Excite???

[–]ilikefapping 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this NSFW

[–]N4N4KI 0 points1 point ago

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hemipenis nsfl

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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This is what we get when parents demonize any gun play.

[–]127001y -1 points0 points ago

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If only there were three fingers. The SHOCKER!!!