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No Thanks... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Keltushadowfang 75 points76 points ago

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Evolution of Assassins

That deserves a pat on the back

Who's the Man

[–]RelevantPenny-Arcade 21 points22 points ago

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Not to mention this happened long before.

[–]Crashmo 5 points6 points ago

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This should be the top comment every time I find this thread reposted.

[–]easye7 2 points3 points ago

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You'd think enough people would have seen it to just downvote it into oblivion

[–]loghandi 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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See ya next month, everybody!

ponders unsubscribing

[–]in_cognito 2 points3 points ago

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Keltushadowfang you missed mine! Which was the first to be posted.

[–]badluckartist 1 point2 points ago

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I enjoy seeing posts like this if only to show me how long it's been since I've browsed a particular subreddit. I haven't seen this, so it's likely been two months since my last stay at r/gaming. Neat.

[–]Jeffrai 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for doing justice. I flipped shit when I clicked this link.

[–]flutterforever 1 point2 points ago

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I definitely prefer the posts where the title is the name of the post not the punch line. Remember that whoever reposts this next month.

[–]Spazit 46 points47 points ago

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That batman, he's so hot right now.

[–]Daschief 7 points8 points ago

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Doesn't everybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills...

[–]novanleon 29 points30 points ago

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Where's Adam Jensen in all of this?

Oh, that's right. You can't see him because he's cloaked, in a corner eating energy bars.

[–]meatwad420 15 points16 points ago

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Adam is not even paying attention to the scuffle, he is too busy hacking lvl 4 computer to get the Nigerian emails.

[–]HighbrowIdiot 16 points17 points ago

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He would have been there, he just never asked for this.

[–]Stratty88 1 point2 points ago

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You figure as many times as this has been reposted, it could have been updated.

[–]JonDev 6 points7 points ago

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If I had a penny for every time I've seen this posted on Reddit, I'd have about 8-10 pennies right now.

[–]thang1thang2 9 points10 points ago

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Apparent Source

[–]mangaroo 8 points9 points ago

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If anyone could take down Snake it would be Batman

[–]ThatLuckyBear 4 points5 points ago

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This is the true hierarchy/food chain of stealth takedowns.

[–]zanhoshi -2 points-1 points ago

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Considering that the universes in which these characters work vary in level of reality, the actual order should be: Spy (because that wouldn't fool any of the above heroes), Batman (Sam Fisher has black ops government agencies backing him up during each mission, while Batman must consult his Batcave for data), then Sam Fisher (because Altair has Fate and cannot be stopped). Solid Snake wouldn't be participating because he's too busy hunting down the latest Metal Gear.

[–]Piemonkey 21 points22 points ago

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You know Batman has dealt with people of Sam's caliber and more before, right? He's taken out superpowered specops teams from other dimensions. There's only so much a few intelligence people backing you up over a communicator can do when you're up against a guy who can basically make demigods shake in their boots. Even Altair's fate thing is piddly compared to more than a few DC villains.

[–]zanhoshi 2 points3 points ago

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Okay, so maybe the Christopher Nolan Batman then.

[–]OtterBohr 2 points3 points ago

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Or that Batman from the start of the movie wearing hockey pants.

[–]talk_about 1 point2 points ago

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It appears the Spy has found his deity. Pronounce it holy despite its reluctance to show itself. All the qualifications for a religion seems to be there. I'm in on worshipping Batman's nipples.

[–]d23durian 1 point2 points ago

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Where's Agent 47?

[–]thewolfcastle 0 points1 point ago

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First thought that came to my mind too.

[–]DroolingIguana 1 point2 points ago

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Seventh panel: Batman turns around to discover that Garrett has taken all his stuff.

[–]lukeco 1 point2 points ago

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This has GOT to be the most reposted comic in r/gaming

[–]moose_man 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't even know it was a Spy

[–]ZipperLove 3 points4 points ago

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Saw improper choke technique. OCD kicked in. Lost interest in comic.

[–]GirthMallet 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly. Batman is the only one in position to do anything even remotely efficient.

[–]vetoowndme 4 points5 points ago

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Read "No Thanks" in Kevin Conroy's voice. I also heard the "!" sound effect in my head when Old Snake was taken down.

[–]Skulljoint 2 points3 points ago

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Is it possible for batman to ever suck?

[–]heylookoverthere 11 points12 points ago

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He's more of a giver.

[–]Skulljoint 1 point2 points ago

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By breaking a ton of legs as a hobby?

[–]zanhoshi 1 point2 points ago

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He breaks the legs of those on their way to Take, thus increasing the ambient give-ness of the city, thus making him a Giver.

[–]Skulljoint 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes i think he has a passion for breaking legs, especially after reading The Dark Knight Returns. Relevant

[–]zanhoshi 1 point2 points ago

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It's his Judo-gone-bad fighting style! Or is it that lesson he learned in a Russian prison from an old man that "Man is like pyramida but inverted..." I dunno, man. After a while all those stories run together.

[–]Another_by_Gin 1 point2 points ago

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Read All-Star Batman and Robin, or as it is called in the comic shops, AS(S)BAR.

[–]Socialmessup 0 points1 point ago

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Hello again

[–]Hammburglar 0 points1 point ago

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The punchline is always a spy. ALWAYS!

[–]reshin 0 points1 point ago

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Holy bat-nipples

Groan

[–]dahlkomy 0 points1 point ago

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Who's the dude Altair is taking out?

[–]Sharrakor 0 points1 point ago

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Main character of Syphon Filter, IIRC.

[–]Sharrakor 0 points1 point ago

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Please link to the webcomic next time, please.

[–]RaptorJesusDesu 0 points1 point ago

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This is kind of like what playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood is like.

[–]RelevantPenny-Arcade 1 point2 points ago

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It's exactly what playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood is like.

[–]RaptorJesusDesu 0 points1 point ago

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I knew you would come.

[–]LionEatingMan 0 points1 point ago

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Who the hell was the first guy?

And why do none of them know the correct way to do a choke? It looks like they're choking with one arm and tickleing their nipples with the other.

[–]Cermo 0 points1 point ago

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The part of Robin will be played by Eddie Deezen.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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There is no fucking way that Solid Snake would be snuck up on. Batman is cool and all, but Snake just mops the floor with him.

Also, why are Snake and Batman both blue? I know Batman used to have a blue outfit, but Snake?

[–]ExternalInfluence 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch, shut the fuck up. Sam Fisher would gut Solid Snake alive on a bad day.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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Sam Fischer runs around with flashlights on his fucking head like an idiot. Go suck his dick somewhere else.

[–]ExternalInfluence 0 points1 point ago

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You're sadly mistaking inferred/sonar enable goggles that allow him to see through walls for flashlights.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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Snake doesn't need that. He just needs a pack of cigarettes.

[–]ExternalInfluence 0 points1 point ago

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Neither does Fisher. But you know, why not?

[–]doyouunderstandlife 0 points1 point ago

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To everyone who loves reposting shit like this: look at the signature at the bottom, if it says anything other than (c)2011 DO NOT POST IT. We've seen this so many times that it stopped being funny.

[–]TacticusThrowaway 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE.

[–]ExternalInfluence 0 points1 point ago

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Reposted for the thousandth time.

Anyway, Sam Fisher should have won that. Sam Fisher is the shit.

[–]shockfyre 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]Speedtarzanjujitsu 0 points1 point ago

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I like this. Batman Arkham City is going to be the shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is the original but I saw an edited version where batman's text was erased. That version is much better.

[–]rickinyorkshire 1 point2 points ago

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Yea I agree it would be better without the text from Batman.

[–]disabledchipmunk -1 points0 points ago

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I swear there was an uncropped/bigger version of this, where you could see the next person approaching in each frame? Don't have a link though...

Also; Punchline. Title. Don't.

[–]sje46 3 points4 points ago

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Also; Punchline. Title. Don't.

Did "no thanks" actually give it away?

Just because it was in the last panel doesn't mean it was the punch line.

The punchline was that Robin was a spy, and Batman knew it.

I don't mean to sound like a dick, but please use common sense. The punchline is where the humor comes from. "No thanks" isn't where the humor came from.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure, this gets reposted about twice a month.

[–]Piemonkey 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this was the original. Unless there was a prior sketch version out there as some webcomics have.

[–]Michichael 0 points1 point ago

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There is. In fact there was like 50 of the "Fixed" types the last time this chain was reposted.

[–]xector -1 points0 points ago

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Snake should be the last one left

[–]We_Are_Legion -1 points0 points ago

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ooooohhhoo, except the first guy minding his own business and being cool, they're all dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you.

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