this post was submitted on
739 points (57% like it)
2,698 up votes 1,959 down votes

funny

subscribe2,496,501 readers

7,298 users here now

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 51 comments

[–]thegrammarmonkey 25 points26 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Holy fuck, that gif is funny.

[–]pooinmyloo 20 points21 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Pollo_Diablo 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]icameow14[S] 28 points29 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The fact that the kid is fat makes it funnier.

[–]thegrammarmonkey 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I feel slightly guilty about the extent to which I agree.

[–]madamimadamimadam 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

His dumbfounded glance to the camera had me in stitches.

[–]chloesreaction 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What is that from?

[–]Deinosmos 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

From a larger sandwich.

[–]icameow14[S] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah seriously where is that from?

[–]Deinosmos 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You become fat and uncoordinated?

[–]icameow14[S] 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Exactly.

[–]ENKC 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And a latino child?

[–]icameow14[S] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And I also start buying green shirts..

[–]zacharybab 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

balls to the wall.

[–]ENKC 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

God bless 'ya

[–]DOBBYISDEAD 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DAMMIT MANNY! GLORIA! GLORIAAAA!

[–]diminishedfifth 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is that a parrot i hear? "JAAAAYYYY, JJJJAAAAYYYY"

[–]newhoa 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Feeling inspired, young Timmy decided he would finally lose the weight for good.

grabs ball, runs outside

"This is the first day of the rest of my life!"

... and he never exercised again...

[–]royalwarrior 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

gym classes were never his thing

[–]tha_ape 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is that the Don of Ghaz Main??!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKFAqoGRBs8

[–]rellimnahtan 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fuck you and your self loathing.

[–]icameow14[S] 15 points16 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

See, there it is again.

[–]rellimnahtan 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Quit whining and this won't happen.

[–]icameow14[S] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well maybe if you nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fuck you and fuck your opinions.

[–]forrestke18 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Please don't say ni, please don't say ni!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ni

[–]chasethenoise 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The internet is the best tool the average have to make themselves relevant.

[–]dwadwad 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And he just keeps walking on...

[–]tfiggs 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"No Diabeto roll back to the kitchen"

[–]TemptingSponge 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

+1 for making my freaking day.

[–]yamadukes5 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't always post to reddit but when I do I get hit in the face with a ball

[–]Kerfuffly 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My opinions are usually left deflated.

[–]icameow14[S] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Mine deflate my ego.

[–]Fearc 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I feel this post will end differently

[–]behaaki 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hmmm, but then he catches it on the rebound with his foot -- sure it's not intentional?

[–]KWONdox 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

...you get balls to the face?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can someone explain to me why posts only get 60% upvote/downvote rates but if you say anything negative about the post in the comments you get downvoted into oblivion?

[–]moron_68 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

lucky bastard...if that were me there would be explosions and stuff

[–]headbanger141 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Teach you to have an opinion, you roly-poly bastard!

goes the 300 lb, 6'1 virgin...-weep-

[–]Pwnzor5000leetxXx 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

42nd time watching it in a row and its still funny, i keep feeling like theres no way he could hit himself in the head again, BUT HE DOES haahhaaha

[–]unicore 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

literally older then jesus

[–]gthec9909 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, I'm a Christian, what do you think it's like for me?

[–]sfwlz 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I know that kid! I saw him in some Iraq video, pretty sure I saw him beat up a little kid. Good to see some karma.

[–]punt_the_dog_0 -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

first of all, not only is karma not a thing, but really, who gives a shit about what a bunch of random people on the internet think about them? no healthy individual.

secondly, try making your opinions suck less.