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[–]TheKoG[S] 4 points5 points ago

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TIL Redditors think that Professor Xavier has telekinetic powers. o.O

[–]Kronogor 5 points6 points ago

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Saw this fuckin thing 4 years ago on ytmnd

/buzzkillington

[–]Salivation_Army 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure there are a couple of people on reddit now who weren't on ytmnd 4 years ago.

[–]TheKoG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I bet there's people who saw it even before that in Ultimate X-Men #49.

[–]Kronogor 0 points1 point ago

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Well then they missed out, besides the joke is, "Professor Xavier's One Weakness: Stairs." Has more punch and is less wordy than this guys attempt.

[–]vesperofshadow 1 point2 points ago

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He was just protecting him from the terrible secret of space. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0ot9iJm_k

[–]princessbananas 1 point2 points ago

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Also handy for those unwanted pregnancies.

[–]gnomishtanks 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Snoopyseagul 1 point2 points ago

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He could probably walk round on his hands with those biceps. Seriously he's like a bald joe swanson.

[–]saintNIC 1 point2 points ago

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...and Daleks.

[–]dhvl2712 1 point2 points ago

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Daleks are everyone's weakness.

[–]bertbargo 1 point2 points ago

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SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARLES!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

CHARLES NOOOO!

Charles got in mah heeeead...

[–]Calibrations 1 point2 points ago

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I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

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Xavier's been able to walk for years.

[–]Crimyote 2 points3 points ago

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Not after being tossed down a flight of stairs he won't.

[–]C0olGuyPaul 0 points1 point ago

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how can a dude in a wheelchair be in so sweet shape? o.O

[–]Epoh -2 points-1 points ago

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Actually no he can control minds so wolverine would never push him downstairs to begin with unless he was rocking the magnet helmet! Who ya gonna call? Jokebusters

[–]TheKoG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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That's Sinister, not Wolverine. Jokebustersbusters

[–]Epoh 0 points1 point ago

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If I lived in Pakistan, they'd chop off my hands for a mistake like this

[–]grabondall -3 points-2 points ago

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....redditmnd