My secret to surviving Mondays

Goat_47_ · 9 months

Dem thighs

GerMachineGun · 9 months

Hey, I watch "How I Met Your Mother" on Mondays too! Isn't that weird how we both do that?

SmartassComment · 9 months

I'm sure she could help me survive Mondays too.

Catwoman8888 · 9 months

HIMYM + Weird Al = awesome!

RaithMoracus · 9 months

For some reason I can't ignore the jiggle of her thigh when she cries...

And I like it.

New. Fetish. Acquired.

ParalysedBeaver · 9 months

NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE

dafunkmasta · 9 months

Dat thigh jiggle

Evanderson · 9 months

"Looks like someone's got the case of the mondays"

slashx14 · 9 months

NOBODY ASKED YOU, PATRICE.

FingersMckenzie · 9 months

And that kids, is how I lost my job.

kththth · 9 months

FAP?!

adoltswimmer · 9 months

Upvote because I'm drinking because I'm sad right now. YEEAAHHHH!

thelosthansen · 9 months

HIMYM or drinking under your desk?

anne_elizabethh · 9 months

upvote anything how i met your mother!

poingpoing · 9 months

So you're hot under a desk?

02browns · 9 months

Love that show!

moobbab · 9 months

I do that every day.

TimeEatingUnicorn · 9 months

And Tuesdays, and Wednesdays, and Thursdays.

resykle · 9 months

Only way to never get a hangover is to never stop drinking

kevinandhobbes · 9 months

After looking at this, I looked at the beer on my desk, smiled, and drank some more.

reallyhellacool · 9 months

Funny, what you call surviving is my life...

LeTiger · 9 months

Are you kidding me????

Thats how I survive EVERY day!

[deleted] · 9 months

That's exactly how she looks during sex too. Skirt hiked up, wine bottle, crying.

Best sex ever.

evilpoptart · 9 months

here-*hic-here.

Edit: who the fuck is that?

nestingmachine · 9 months

Start the week with a hearty breakfast

annaqua · 9 months

i legit was drinking wine at my desk by noon today. monday, indeed.

StewieNZ · 9 months

I read that as "My secret to surviving monkeys".

NomadE85 · 9 months

Alcohol.

Pr0x1mo · 9 months

I can't tell you how relevant this is right now....

hyperfat · 9 months

Fuck if i didn't have to share a small box with 6 other people and my desk were large enough for me to sit under I would do that too.

GrinningPariah · 9 months

Of course you have to drink on Mondays, otherwise how would you get anything done through the hangover?

takowolf · 9 months

It's no secret. Everyone knows. It is really awkward.

phlippo · 9 months

I somehow read monkeys in the title. Does anybody have a secret to survive monkeys?

Ps.: living in Germany

msaz87 · 9 months

Remember when she was really hot? Before she had her kid? I know that's a dick thing to say... but come on, she used to be gorgeous and now she doesn't even seem to try on the show.

Spiro_Agnew · 9 months

I ONLY WORK ONE DAY A WEEK FOR FIVE HOURS. FUCK WORK.

ItsOnlyNatural · 9 months

Yeah, I too love drunk crying girls under my desk.

AndrewP7 · 9 months

I would marry the shit outta here if I could

Solsavage · 9 months

why is she so hot right now? Has college trained me to go for the drunken messes?!

extrudedcow · 9 months

Well shit, it's 2:30am on a Tuesday and I'm as drunk as this gif implies...

searingsky · 9 months

ive been there

cjk105 · 9 months

You forgot the cake. Or for us guys, KFC.

Hanlolol1 · 9 months

I only upvoted because it involved nice legs and booze.

projectfigment · 9 months

But Monday was Labour Day!

Geotis · 9 months

I thought she only modeled hands?

kekky · 9 months

tears of joy

fildapil · 9 months

As soon as I saw this I started laughing like a lunatic...I don't know why..

Say_fuzzy_pickles · 9 months

"I make Monday my bitch. I say, 'Put on a wig and pretend to be Friday you dirty whore!'”

Farn · 9 months

Day[9] is how I survive Mondays.

josiahw · 9 months

If 9-5 office drone hate is so prevalent in our zeitgeist, why do the jobs persist?

a11city · 9 months

upvote cause im watching the show right now

adoltswimmer · 9 months

Upvote because I'm drinking because I'm sad right now. YEEAAHHHH!

imgur-mirror-bot · 9 months

dara1989 · 9 months

I read this as monkeys and was slightly confused.

wafrhest · 9 months

Same thing happens whenever I get a downvote.

snufalufalgus · 9 months

Costanza'd

[deleted] · 9 months

dem legs

mightybird · 9 months

i have a drunk chick under my desk right now too. i feel ya man

Logue1021 · 9 months

This just reminded me that HIMYM was on last night! Thanks, off to go watch it! :) :)

AlliDoIsDiggOops · 9 months

Somebody has a case of the Mondays.

shoziku · 9 months

I'd survive mondays too if I had a drunk hottie under my desk... dammm.

dontspillme · 9 months

Yeah, me too. Having a drunk chick behind my desk while I work definitey takes the edge off.

spongemonster · 9 months

Weekdays.

FTFY

SoupySales · 9 months

its tuesday and im drunk as shit!

and unemployed!!!

but i have 1 yrs worth of salary saved up so, fuck jea!

Gnomelover · 9 months

Reminds me of me.

Except I dont cry.

Or have a vagina.

Or hide under my desk.

agentsirus · 9 months

You also hide drunk whores under your desk to make it through Monday?! I thought it was the only one!

siestapizza · 9 months

i do this except with bud

DarkWatcher · 9 months

What was that? Your secret to becoming unemployed?

Or was this post merely a random .gif with a "witty" title? You decide!

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