don't say you've never done it...

Kenitzka · 10 months

Have you no elbows man!?

applesandbanaynays · 10 months

How is this foul?

wowthisisrandom · 10 months

Foul: Nope

Bachelor: Nope

Frog: Yes

Well atleast you got one.

Also, this belongs in r/adviceanimals. Read the sidebar of funny.

Also, reposting from tumblr? How low can we go?

kittenkat4u · 10 months

face, no. feet, elbows, back and knees, sure.

bigbabich · 10 months

I'm 6'8"

I haven't been able to do this since I was 7.

Tidus4eva · 10 months

This is a very elaborate DAE. Then I realized it was in r/funny.. . Then I got confused

imgur-mirror-bot · 10 months

guyguy23 · 10 months

I use my feet. that's right feet not foot.

osmigos · 10 months

I use whatever my hands are full of.

drmzbig · 10 months

The tongue is an amazing muscle.

sorry_for_my_sarcasm · 10 months

There's no need...when you're a Jedi

rankio · 10 months

How is this even a foul batchelor thing to do?

mmansoor · 10 months

I use my elbow

Ikeddit · 10 months

I use my feet usually.

shadoworc01 · 10 months

I use my foot.

asiik · 10 months

i prefer the hump method

notoriousslacker · 10 months

Use face : Contract pink eye

emciesquire · 10 months

I can honestly say I have never been in the situation where I had to use my face. I just used my wrists.

SeanBenjamin · 10 months

I use my elbow or arm

willdone · 10 months

I use my feet. I have long legs.

Fakeymcfakerstien · 10 months

I use my toes. They are freakishly monkey-like.

kreepin · 10 months

You can use your elbow, you savage

RogerBauman · 10 months

I use my right nostril.

shutyourbutts · 10 months

The basement light switch is about face high. Every time I carry laundry upstairs, I turn off the lights with my nose

geekymason · 10 months

Hands covered in jizz from marathon fapping session. Turn of light with face. FTFY

TheBalance · 10 months

Foul? No. Bachelor? Maybe. At least its definitely a frog.

covert888 · 10 months

Nope. Never done that.

Rushem · 10 months

no i use my feet

psymonp · 10 months

i use whatever is in my hands to turn off the lights, like a dinner plate

guitar7887 · 10 months

never done it. elbows work just fine.

toukee · 10 months

Hec No! That's ridiculous. I use my elbows...or feets

bt999 · 10 months

Why turn off light?

MontegoBarbados · 10 months

You've never done it.

fullcardparlay · 10 months

How dare you defile Foul Bachelor Frog. You should be ashamed of yourself.

im_not_a_girl · 10 months

I can honestly say I have never done this as I have elbows.

sonicoliver · 10 months

I've never done it.

RedRing86 · 10 months

How is this foul?

Do we need to have a reddit conference on the proper way to use the advice animals?

MykoDaShmo · 10 months

what is this? mild convenience frog?

AceDecade · 10 months

Of course elbows are completely out of the question. What do you take me for, a barbarian?

lieabeautifullife · 10 months

I use my foot because I'm ninja, although I nearly end up on my ass.

TurnBackNow · 10 months

Why are there 2 Foul Bachelor Frog posts that are not foul or bachelor at all on the front page right now? You people are absolutely retarded.

riptaway · 10 months

The name of this meme is Foul Bachelor Frog. He does gross things guys that live by themselves would do. Hence the "foul" and "bachelor". Please stop ruining funny things. You are like the guy in the group who kills jokes. Just stop

Phoequinox · 10 months

Why would I turn the lights off if my hands are full?

KalypsoFusky · 10 months

Welcome to r/Funny

You may only post if you are funny.

Corvus_apus · 10 months

No Advice Animals. Go to /AdviceAnimals instead.

ಠ_ಠ

pdizzlexoxo · 10 months

I use my dick

SideShowBob963 · 10 months

i usually use my mouth or nose

seabiscuit5 · 10 months

or ankle

Sir_christopher · 10 months

Im a elbow person myself

flaflashr · 10 months

All of my switches are of the wide variety, just begging for an elbow ...

toms1esson · 10 months

Why would I not say I've done it?

GAMEchief · 10 months

I've never done this. That is what elbows are for.

Primey · 10 months

Nope. My face is reserved for toggling ball-point pens.

diodeforjustice · 10 months

I use my hips/side

Mohar · 10 months

My feet can reach everywhere my face can reach.

[deleted] · 10 months

Close door with belt loop.

fat_louie · 10 months

I don't have arms so this is normal for me.

ithrowfruitatpeople · 10 months

Sometimes, if I'm balancing something on my head, I'll use my mouth instead of my nose.

MrDmoney · 10 months

See, the thing is it wouldn't be embarrassing unless someone saw.

But I guess that's always the logic behind doing weird stuff

ohcumgache · 10 months

Every. Fucking. Day. Normally I use my forehead, luckily the switches are placed pretty damn high at my place. Otherwise knees it would have been, I'm 6'4".

WarPhalange · 10 months

Knees and feet, dude. But the image of me turning on the light with my face is funny.

[deleted] · 10 months

I have a pull switch, so I use my teeth.

the_showerhead · 10 months

I always use my foot.

MaliceRaven · 10 months

I have a lamp that requires me to turn the knob thingy, the outlet to my "light switch" is behind my bed so i can't put a light there :<

Oliie · 10 months

No, I usually use my karate skills to kick the light.

ManlyMrManlyMan · 10 months

I kick it instead while yelling some one-liner like THIS IS SPARTA!!! or WELCOME TO THE REALM OF DARKNESS!!!

Crossfox17 · 10 months

I haven't, but I definitely will now.

MrObjector · 10 months

nothing foul about this. I use my tongue most times....

Slain_Prophet_Ov_Isa · 10 months

HA! Oh short people...

Engdrew · 10 months

Knees for me

dement_mouche · 10 months

Does pressing buttons in the elevator with your nose qualify? :)

CS_83 · 10 months

Tongue

[deleted] · 10 months

I do not think this memes what you think it memes.

deviavir · 10 months

Too lazy to lift hands. Use the face.

Vigga · 10 months

Foul-o-meter: 5

ss5gogetunks · 10 months

I close doors and turn on/off lights with my feet about 80% of the time, whether my hands are full or not.

GreenSardineMachine · 10 months

Italian nose is perfect for this sort of thing.

ColideZ · 10 months

what the fuck? why would you use your face? I would ninja kick it before I would use my face.

zoic4 · 10 months

is a bachelor a single guy living alone or a guy with a bachelor degree?

jjjjimi · 10 months

I usually body check the wall in the general direction of the light switch and hope for the best.

[deleted] · 10 months

feet

AllDizzle · 10 months

I could use my elbows at switch height....or I could use my face.

Yep he's a typical redditor.

Deinosmos · 10 months

FOMITES! Your face will murder us all!

bleunoir83 · 10 months

All the time. My nose is the switchmastah.

jeremydavid2 · 10 months

I have done it and each time I felt extremely proud about it

mixmax2 · 10 months

Elbows. THINK OF THE ELBOWS.

scRp1 · 10 months

Looks like someone is a midget

CleftAss · 10 months

Hands full, face itches, grimace repeatedly

LOVERBUNS · 10 months

I USUALLY USE MY TONGUE

Spicyflakes · 10 months

I use my feet, I honestly don;t know what posses me to raise my foot above my waist to close the lights when my hands are full

shrekthethird2 · 10 months

While in the Air Force, I used to regularly punch door keycodes with my nose when my hands were full...

Elencia · 10 months

hands are full - leave light on...

Zod_42 · 10 months

I use my strangely dexterous monkey toes.

02browns · 10 months

I do this all the time.

MrDynazty · 10 months

Use my elbow - Don't look like I'm on copious amounts of drugs.

gibsoncoca · 10 months

Face doubles as third hand.

panaflax · 10 months

is... is this a thing?

ndneze · 10 months

I can honestly say I've never done this. What combination of things would you need to be holding for an elbow or something to not work?

ignoramusaurus · 10 months

I also open doors with my feet

billy-_-Pilgrim · 10 months

what the fuck, no.

TheWill2Live · 10 months

Also: Hands full with groceries? Close car door with butt

upvoter101 · 10 months

I'm sorry, but how the hell is this on the front page?? What is this site coming to? Kind of a broken record here, but it has to be said. Respect yourself people. Downvote this stupid repetitive meme bullshit. It's not funny, and if you think it is, you're probably a fucking dork.

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