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[–]Bauerprime 27 points28 points ago

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I went to one of those meetings, I asked what the dress code was and they said 'just come in your pants!'

[–]dfitt 5 points6 points ago

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Thus was the story of how The Lonely Island struck gold.

[–]FreeDirt -1 points0 points ago*

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[–]tofher3 9 points10 points ago

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Aaaand boom goes the dynamite

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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HEY, FRIEND! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THIS TWICE.

JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW!

[–]tofher3 0 points1 point ago

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My bad! My phone likes to double up

[–]blastfromtheblue 2 points3 points ago

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so does my sandwich, much to my delight

[–]HIDolly 1 point2 points ago

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I wish my girlfriend would double up... And make me sandwitches

[–]celebrityA 1 point2 points ago

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Double stuff?

[–]claytorENT 0 points1 point ago

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Double love stuffed

[–]i_came_early 1 point2 points ago

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Story of my life.

[–]skankin_hazard 2 points3 points ago

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looks like he blew it.

[–]charlemagne_the_cat 2 points3 points ago

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i guess i shouldve saw that one..coming.

[–]gidgetsflow 0 points1 point ago

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Who says he can't still shoot for the moon?

[–]gentlebot 3 points4 points ago

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A guy who suffers from premature ejaculation goes to the doctor. "Is there anything you can do to cure me, doc?" says the man. "No, but I do know the number of a girl who has ADD" replies the doctor.

[–]Tidus4eva 1 point2 points ago

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Either he came early, or other people came and left before him.

[–]zaxcg2 0 points1 point ago

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I shouldn't have laughed. But I did.

[–]auxientius 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure I just saw this one facebook.

[–]marcospolos 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure this was in Reader's Digest circa 1994

[–]lameWB 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Dinka_Derp_ette 0 points1 point ago

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...once again

[–]bengalslash 0 points1 point ago

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We're in a sticky situation rob's mom

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[–]ProfessorPitbull 0 points1 point ago

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There are so many poorly chosen phrases in that sentence.

[–]Mr_Copeland -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm afraid I just blue myself.

[–]bacardee -2 points-1 points ago

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“YEEEAAAHHH!”