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[–]ahnmin 6 points7 points ago

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Only to be reborn on Day 7.

[–]SoapSamich 3 points4 points ago

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Nobody ever calls me so this is every day

[–]Gorignak 2 points3 points ago

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But..but..but.. what do you do when taking a shit???

[–]buellsupertt 2 points3 points ago

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im on 5 months cell free..it sucked at first but now its great

[–]OmNamahShivaya 6 points7 points ago

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Year 21 without a cell phone :|

[–]spunkyweazle 2 points3 points ago

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24 1/2 years without one. Still never had a need.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 5 points6 points ago

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That's how long it feels like when losing your phone.

[–]OmNamahShivaya 0 points1 point ago

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Now, imagine what it's like to have never owned a cell phone.... :(

[–]throwaway42013 2 points3 points ago

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I am 25 and never had a cellphone, I dont have to imagine...

[–]Zaziel 1 point2 points ago

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Peace and quiet, and loneliness.

[–]chrisawesomeson 0 points1 point ago

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Stop masturbating and go look for your phone!

[–]almosttt 1 point2 points ago

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Day 24. Things are rough.

[–]OilySalmon 1 point2 points ago

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I wish people called me. Wait, no... I wish I had friends.

[–]Rockerdude34 1 point2 points ago

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Dear diary: I've been lost on this foreign planet for years now.. No food, no water, No communicat- Oh there's my Iphone!

[–]Iced_TeaFTW 1 point2 points ago

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I'm on day 184, 6 months and counting. People think I'm a freak when I tell them I gave up my cell phone.

I have only been inconvenienced a few times.

[–]MrMulligan 1 point2 points ago

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I rarely use my phone, and was once left without a computer for ten months. The shit I got done was amazing, I read and watched all my backlog books and movies respectively, I began learning a new language, went skydiving, lost weight, and overall felt amazing.

That feeling went away after around a couple days with the computer back, fuck reddit.

[–]Harodan 1 point2 points ago

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Day 6 without a cell phone in my world;

Oh hey, this rock will simulate the weight and shape of the phone perfectly. Problem solved.

/foreveralone

[–]Canucklehead99 1 point2 points ago

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WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN

[–]ittakesacrane 1 point2 points ago

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that's quite a beard for 6 days

[–]buggyakaevan[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I actually have a beard that slightly resembles this size. lol

[–]away8907 1 point2 points ago

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Day 30, and I honestly quit giving a shit.

[–]kpin 1 point2 points ago

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It's been about 5 months for me.. of course I have the little track phone for extreme emergencies, though. I'm actually happy I'm not one of those people acting like they're doing something on their Android 24/7. Every time I'm with a group of friends, that's all I see. Five to six people with a blue light on their faces, probably just scrolling back and forth through their desktops.

It's really not the end of the world.

[–]buggyakaevan[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't have the money to get my phone fixed, but I am more comfortable with the idea of not having a working phone, other than emergencies as you mentioned. I panicked while driving home late the other night when I realized I only had 11$ to my name and thought what would happen if I was to have gotten into an accident or ran out of gas...I feel uncomfortable when people have come up to me, twice recently asking for gas money and I would hate to ever be in that position.

As I don't really care to hear from a large amount of people, I've actually enjoyed not having a cell phone, the link was an exaggeration that made me chuckle to myself when I realized how hard it is to reach others.

[–]kpin 1 point2 points ago

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I completely agree with you about the gas thing. I talk to very few people as well, and when I do it's usually on FB via Digsby. Car emergencies are the only real reason I carry the little track phone. I really do enjoy saving $70 a month :p

[–]xios 2 points3 points ago

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You mean day9?

[–]tkpro 0 points1 point ago

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[–]deepsoul13 -1 points0 points ago

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Weak.

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[–]The_Dirt_McGurt 1 point2 points ago

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aagavin (_) r/ShittyImgurLinks   1 point 6 minutes ago

[–]aagavin 0 points1 point ago

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Says "Black Baby Jesus"

[–]The_Dirt_McGurt 0 points1 point ago

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Well, two things: First, I wasn't commenting on the quality of the image you intended to show, merely on the quality of your linking, as the link (for me at least) does not work, so I have no idea if it was funny or not.

Secondly, black baby jesus is just another absurd nickname, like the dirt mcgurt, for the famed wu-tang rapper, ol' dirty bastard.

[–]aagavin 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ|

[–]The_Dirt_McGurt 1 point2 points ago

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hahaha is that supposed to be the look of disapproval half hidden behind a door or wall or something?

[–]aagavin 0 points1 point ago

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yep

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[–]The_Dirt_McGurt 1 point2 points ago

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Well done sir, well done.

[–]aagavin 0 points1 point ago

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I have more ᑰ_ᑰ

[–]The_Dirt_McGurt -1 points0 points ago

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Well, two things: First, I wasn't commenting on the quality of the image you intended to show, merely on the quality of your linking, as the link (for me at least) does not work, so I have no idea if it was funny or not.

Secondly, black baby jesus is just another absurd nickname, like the dirt mcgurt, for the famed wu-tang rapper, ol' dirty bastard.