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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Ha! I used to do this. Good times, good times.

[–]Arcon1337 1 point2 points ago

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before, after or during one of your typical banana dances?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'd appreciate it if you stayed out of my personal business, thank you very much.

[–]ikuyok 5 points6 points ago

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It's anarchy..

[–]BabyRandom 0 points1 point ago

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THIS is anarchy!

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Yeah, I'm not okay with blatant karma whoring either.

I mean for fuck sake it's even from memebase. Did you honestly think that it has never been posted to reddit before?

[–]Noglues 5 points6 points ago

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The worst part is this exact picture gets reposted at least 2-3 times a week, consistently, and it isn't even very entertaining.

[–]ZeekySantos -1 points0 points ago

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I think the worst part is that it's not even remotely WTF. This subreddit used to be a nice place where people could get so much shock humour that they were only just desensitized to it after a few days of browsing. Now it's become so dilute that you're barely even shocked in a day.

[–]Tabmow 1 point2 points ago

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...Aand commence butthurt circlejerking about reposts. This kind of whiny bullshit is so much more annoying than any repost, yet just as inevitable.

[–]big_ander 5 points6 points ago

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And THIS response is made every single time someone complains about a respost? See how this works?

Anyway, I find the people who bitch about people calling out a repost the MOST annoying.

[–]norevolutionanymore 2 points3 points ago

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How about we just ignore the annoying stuff and get on with our lives.

[–]yur_mom -1 points0 points ago

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But not as annoying as the people complaining about the people bitching about the people saying it is a repost. And repeat.....

[–]coolerthanpoo -1 points0 points ago

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What is worse is that it originated on reddit, and then it got spread and then memebase took it and he reposted the MEMEBASE VERSION.

[–]Fractoman 4 points5 points ago

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I would always say to myself, "Self, this time you're going to just bite the biggest bite outta that bubble tape." I could never get over the OCD though...

[–]feanturi 0 points1 point ago

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All of the remaining pieces are different lengths now, must chew them all into one piece.

[–]kmofosho 1 point2 points ago

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my friend used to get those, and bite them like that just to watch me squirm..... the sick bastard

[–]philter451 1 point2 points ago

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I could care less that this is a repost. The thing that angers me is that Alfred was a well spoken and educated man. He would never say "wanna."

[–]farmingdale 0 points1 point ago

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point.

also he is British.

[–]thisindianguy 2 points3 points ago

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I dont understand the image... Why does a chomped piece of gum correlate to some men wanting to watch the world burn... Sometimes I just want a lot of gum and I'm lazy!

[–]OleSlappy 3 points4 points ago

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It is supposed to be rolled out like a roll of tape. Taking a bite out of the centre messes up the smoothness of a continuous roll.

[–]thisindianguy 0 points1 point ago

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what if i dont have time to roll and unroll... I just know this bite right here... That's exactly how much i really CHOMP yeah, that hit the spot...

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[–]thisindianguy 0 points1 point ago

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the image is so relevant to your username... I almost wish you weren't getting down voted... But then I realize I just clicked a NSFW link at work and revert back to my initial statement of douche bag...

[–]chris7197 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit, now I want to know his username

[–]thisindianguy 0 points1 point ago

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I was tempted to screen shot it, but I became quite busy with work and was distracted... I wish they hadnt chosen to delete their post, must have really gotten downvoted.

[–]MisterPeach 0 points1 point ago

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Being made fun of might be the least of her problems.

[–]willgt09 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wanted to do this! But then I think about how sad I'd be the next time I wanted some bubble tape, and it'd be ruined. :(

[–]CantSeeShit 0 points1 point ago

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I stuck a whole one in my mouth once. Yep, I was that guy.

[–]FiftySixer 0 points1 point ago

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That little twisted part in the middle was the best part.

Also, when I see this picture I can't help but think: "Six feet of bubble gum, for YOU not THEM."

[–]DrCrygor 0 points1 point ago

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I would do this with the sour kind. i like sour :3

[–]fwickjr 0 points1 point ago

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NOBODY here is OK with this

[–]sxcamaro -1 points0 points ago

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I gave my youngest brother a Bubble Tape for a treat one time. He was 6 at the time (17 years inbetween us) and he slowly looked at the object infront of him. He could not fathom what it was until it popped open. He then slowly opened said Bubble Tape and intently focused on the insides.

He looked at me and I told him, "Go ahead try some". He proceeded to bite the tape and got a huge mouth full. I was outraged at his stupidity (although he was six at the time) and thought to myself "You monster! What have you done!?" I corrected him and showed him how to eat Bubble Tape correctly (by using the one I had purchased one for myself) and then handed him it. He proceeded to again bite the Bubble Tape, thus ruining the tape function. I asked him "Why are kids today such little jerks?" He shrugged and I died a little inside.