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[–]HardFlaccid 37 points38 points ago

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Except me.

[–]TheoX747 15 points16 points ago

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are you Schrodinger?

[–]Dutch_Wilkerson 13 points14 points ago

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you stick your dick in a sealed box with a robot hand designed to stroke it at a random, indeterminable point in time

is it erect or flaccid?

[–]salixman 6 points7 points ago

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It's stuck in a wave function.

One sexy, sexy wave function.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 2 points3 points ago

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I for sure am

Even Mr. Kim over there looks good

[–]Savolainen5 15 points16 points ago

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If you think we're bad, then don't even THINK about going to check out 4chan.

[–]Prestian 2 points3 points ago

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There's a difference between sick minded and horny.

[–]DFGdanger 16 points17 points ago

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I'm very surprised when I see any less than 5 of these in a thread:

[–]Xyliere 21 points22 points ago

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More like, these people are very lonely.

...Being horny gets you attention, and even makes you cool if you're a girl, so just post about sex and voila... internet friends.

[–]Reditor2442 -5 points-4 points ago

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Haha whose words my friend

[–]Novus20 7 points8 points ago

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Well they shut down the sex cauldron we had to go somewhere.

[–]groglisterine 18 points19 points ago

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Hey... How you doin'?

[–]Marigold12 9 points10 points ago

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And lonely

[–]doctorpurple1 7 points8 points ago

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i'll fap to this.

[–]foureand 4 points5 points ago

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After 6 months, you should have figured out that most redditors are male.

[–]justbecausewhynot 4 points5 points ago

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Its almost if like everyone should meet up, have a giant orgy, and just get it out of our systems.

[–]half_boiledW 0 points1 point ago

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You should totally suggest that for your towns next Reddit Meetup.

[–]tjb0607 5 points6 points ago

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You think reddit's horny? You need to see Omegle.

[–]DTX120 2 points3 points ago

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Well... I know I am.

[–]Blackops606 3 points4 points ago

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Welcome to the internet!

[–]theElegantWorm 3 points4 points ago

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and atheists. a bunch of horny atheists...

[–]RalfN 19 points20 points ago

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The proper term is American.

[–]groglisterine 1 point2 points ago

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Hey! Us Brits are just as randy thank you very much. So... How you doin'?

[–]jk147 5 points6 points ago

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I think most of the reddit is between 17-25, hence the high hormone rate.

[–]shuddleston919 2 points3 points ago

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Let me add, that most of reddit is between 26-35, hence the high female rate. Myself being one of that category.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]shuddleston919 1 point2 points ago

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On the one foot, I've misused a reflex or two before.

[–]dongpal 0 points1 point ago

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Men : 17-25 Women : 26-35

Young women get all their attention outside, old women and young men are alone. That's how the system works.

[–]jk147 0 points1 point ago

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High is relative I guess, I don't think the female population is more than 20% on here.

[–]AchromaticPhoenix 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty much. That, memes, feces, and jokes about sex.

[–]MyNameIsBruce2 4 points5 points ago

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You...aren't?

[–]jakersbossman 3 points4 points ago

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And retarded.

[–]ArcWinter 5 points6 points ago

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That's everyone, everywhere.

On Reddit, we're just more vocal about our retardation.

[–]mysterion_ 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, yes I am.

[–]reallyhellacool 1 point2 points ago

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Is anyone else completely turned on by this concentrating computer guy?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Either that or "you guys really like minecraft..."

[–]ElAvestruzSees Invisible Bananas 1 point2 points ago

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Like you wouldn't believe, unfortunately.

[–]Nanigans 1 point2 points ago

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My review of Redditors: 1. Love Nutella. 2. Fans of Queen. 3. Forever alone. 4. Love to poop.

[–]LazursGoPewPew 1 point2 points ago

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I personally love boobies, nothing wrong with that.

[–]Ihatecereal 1 point2 points ago

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stops fapping briefly No, I'm not. resumes fapping

[–]forefatherrabbi 1 point2 points ago

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Wish I could up vote this more

[–]Reditor2442 2 points3 points ago

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True fact up vote that

[–]Cuterebelscum 0 points1 point ago

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yes.

[–]hopeNsorrow 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to the internet.

[–]stop_being-a-dick 0 points1 point ago

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sex is like oxygen, it's not a big deal when you have a steady supply of it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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These people are all very horny.

[–]CJPJ13 0 points1 point ago

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    ~

Si, senor

[–]mrsquare 0 points1 point ago

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'Almost six moths in, this is my opinion of the internet'

FTFY

[–]Nosiegfried 0 points1 point ago

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I've become way hornier since I got on Reddit. My medication has a terrible effect on my sex drive, but thanks to Reddit, I've seen an improvement. My bf approves!

[–]Timatron5000 0 points1 point ago

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indeed.

[–]someguyinahat 0 points1 point ago

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I like how six months in, your first rage comic complains about the quality of other rage comics (which is not only against the rules, but is a trope in and of itself.) Instead of telling other people to be more original, show us how it's done.

[–]Brophages[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not complaining about anything; I just think it's funny.

[–]MDest 0 points1 point ago

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Shut your mouth and get in my bed.

[–]Mushrambo -1 points0 points ago

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damn right!

[–]joshbrazile -1 points0 points ago

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Very true. FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME HARD!

[–]VonMeatstein -1 points0 points ago

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Horny long time.

[–]dasthegreen -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Mocosa[!] -3 points-2 points ago

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Problem?