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[–]bearskinz 69 points70 points ago

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who googles the word "porn"? it's 2011 people, come on.

[–]mg440 55 points56 points ago

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Every young boy has his first time.

[–]jasmaree 23 points24 points ago

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I know! I'll google "boobs"! Then I'll get to see boobies.

[–]N0V0w3ls 35 points36 points ago

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SafeSearch!? Little do they know I am a 1337 h4X0r and know how to bypass it!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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was there a time when 1337 h4xor wasn't used ironically, because in highschool I thought the guys who said it were idiots!

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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pr0n

[–]shamalamabigdong 5 points6 points ago

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Shoot, I still do this and I'm 25. Google is amazing.

[–]demon_ix 0 points1 point ago

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I despise Bing, but this is one area where they dominate unchallenged.

  1. Go to Bing.

  2. Search for a porn query in Video Search.

  3. Disable their Safe Search.

  4. Bathe in the glory of all the fappable material that is presented to you in thumbnail porn.

  5. Fap, I suppose.

[–]koviko 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe. But anywhere else, Bing is ridiculously inferior.

The last time that I used Bing, I was looking Windows Mobile 7 to see how it worked in video form. There was one video showing the OS and it didn't show any transitions. The rest were mostly unrelated. Then, I did it in Google and lo and behold, a full listing of videos showing off the OS, reviews, etc.

Google advertises Microsoft's software better in their search engine than Microsoft does.

[–]demon_ix 0 points1 point ago

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No doubt. Bing is Google's retarded cousin when it comes to actually finding useful stuff.

[–]rrearleii 2 points3 points ago

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I remember the first and only time I mentioned "porn.com" in front of my mother at the tender age of 10...

[–]VOTE_FOR_PEDRO 8 points9 points ago

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Can't blame him, i misspell every url as reddit

[–]FFFFFFUUUUUUUnnygai -3 points-2 points ago

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your user name reminds me of the old boyscout mascot

[–]reallyhellacool 1 point2 points ago

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I actually do, except it's always in 'private browsing' mode and after the words "Free streaming". I just like to be sure it'll be hard to find my trail.

[–]Yoggurt 42 points43 points ago

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TIL Pee Porb is a Thai ghost that likes to eat human liver

[–]guy_from_socal 3 points4 points ago

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Don't watch. It indeed is a Thai ghost that eats human liver.

[–]xlamplighter 2 points3 points ago

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As they say over there, "That lady alwaeis do that kind of pee."

[–]wasborn 1 point2 points ago

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your flair tripped me up for a sec... I was like, this comment isn't that awesome.

[–]railmaniac 0 points1 point ago

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I found it inspiring.

[–]Oldsoul77 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like Scuzzlebutt

[–]the2belo 0 points1 point ago

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Well... okay, but Mr. Pee Porb is going to get cirrhosis pretty much instantly.

[–]tommctech 37 points38 points ago

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[–]ProfessorSomething 13 points14 points ago

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I hate when the Internet predicts my movements.

[–]willneversaylol 5 points6 points ago

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Seriously. And the original definition was truncated in the search result at "yo"... right before "you clicked on it. Now you are reading this".

Too far, internet. Too far.

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 0 points1 point ago

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It's like the internet is Nic Cage.

[–]Newshoe 36 points37 points ago

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We need more Porb license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Porb license plates....

[–]Photoshops_Penises 16 points17 points ago

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No, my son is also named Porb.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago*

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That's what happens when you have to type with only your left hand.

[–]buttking 0 points1 point ago

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Feel like with the subject matter of our usernames and our apparently common right-handedness, I should just pop in here and say "Yep."

[–]sanhedrinx666 3 points4 points ago

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PORB WIN

[–]uncoiledspaghetti 2 points3 points ago

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I like the second definition: "Porb: What I typed in after seeing the screenshot from urban dictionary on a forum, just to see if googling porb really does take you straight here.

It does."

They've got my number, alright.

[–]LeonProfessional 1 point2 points ago

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uses AVG with the LinkScanner turned on

wow, just...wow

[–]screwthisshit 1 point2 points ago

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That Snorg Tees girl is soooo hot..

[–]duende667 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet jesus...you're right.

[–]Bladelink 1 point2 points ago

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Fail....or win?

[–]CoolMAF 1 point2 points ago

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I was more interested in the liver eating ghost.

[–]JesusCrisco 0 points1 point ago

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I know....me too! I shall intergoogle it and post the story.

[–]JesusCrisco 0 points1 point ago

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WOW....internet wins today...Lah Pee Porb!

[–]redgreenandblue 1 point2 points ago

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The second explanation there is:

Porb: What I typed in after seeing the screenshot from urban dictionary on a forum, just to see if googling porb really does take you straight here.

It does. I mispelt porn as porb, and delayed my masturbation by whole seconds.

[–]Frogtarius 1 point2 points ago

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i prefer to watch porm.

[–]MrDoofus 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how you came across this one....

[–]cowsarefunny 0 points1 point ago

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well that certainly was disappointing

[–]whitesox287 0 points1 point ago

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be honest, who went ahead and checked if 'porm' worked too?

[–]fishroy 0 points1 point ago

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Lovin' lah pee porb.

[–]1jq512 0 points1 point ago

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Ive seen this before except I think I typed in porm

[–]BlackShoes 0 points1 point ago

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I went to go check this out for myself and typed in borb.

[–]brockwallace 0 points1 point ago

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"the art of trolling"

[–]ehayman 0 points1 point ago

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What is that part below--> "... that lady alweis do that kind of pee.lol..."?

[–]armchairnixon 0 points1 point ago

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I had to look up porb after this, damnit. I couldn't even help myself.

[–]onlyididntsayfudge 0 points1 point ago

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They should make a new website called Porbhub. Problem solved.

[–]SuperHerb 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck the Urban Dictionary!

"Pee Porb" is a Thai what that eats what and who? O_o

[–]aaronrenoawesome 0 points1 point ago*

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Porn fail Google win.

EDIT: Google Urban Dictionary Win.

[–]chasethenoise 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what I'm going to have to teach my kids about internet porn... No doubt they'll discover it long before I did.

[–]redmonster8 0 points1 point ago

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i like the phrase lah pee porb

[–]danomano65 0 points1 point ago

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who googles porn? doesn't everyone already know every site and just go to their bookmarks?

[–]minester 0 points1 point ago

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At least search it in google images. Clicking links will lead you nowhere but ads and viruses.

[–]thewhat 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, porbably.

[–]JesusCrisco 0 points1 point ago

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I was totally fascinated by the Pee Porb ghost...a Thai ghost that like to eat human liver....

[–]JesusCrisco 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this here.

[–]MrLeaf 0 points1 point ago

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Google:

Knows

ALL THE THINGS!

[–]Clazzy 0 points1 point ago

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Everybody looked down to see if the "b" key is next to the "n" key.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron -3 points-2 points ago

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It's shitty posts like this that make me regularly consider unsubscribing from r/funny