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[–]Zoniao 265 points266 points ago

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Thanks for sharing this hilarious picture. a

[–]ManMadeHuman[S] 37 points38 points ago

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yea I just noticed that. I wish you could edit your title within a few minutes after posting.

[–]WeeBabySeamus 58 points59 points ago

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Canadians.

[–]Creekwater_ 6 points7 points ago

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At first I was like "huh" and then I was like "eyyyyyy".

[–]DoucheAsaurus_ 1 point2 points ago

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Really? Looks like it got you to the front page to me.

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 1 point2 points ago

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You can. a Just hit the "edit" button. a

....a

[–]BullshitUsername -1 points0 points ago

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Just so you know... I have you tagged on RES, so your full Reddit name is IAmAWhaleBiologist (<--Whale Biologist) •°¤Professional Internet Whale Biologist¤°•

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 6 points7 points ago

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•°¤Pimp¤°•

[–]NotOkWithThis 5 points6 points ago

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How do you get that, does a mod just give it to you?

edit: never mind I just found the edit button.

[–]BullshitUsername 5 points6 points ago

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Just as long as you're okay with it

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 3 points4 points ago

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Good talk.

[–]DownvoteALot -1 points0 points ago

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You can now edit your flair on r/funny. Look just below the unsubscribe button and press the edit link besides your username. Just made mine a reference to RES.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Not sure whether to downvote bc he's asking for it.. or upvote bc it's clever.

[–]mangarooboo 2 points3 points ago

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I had this horrible feeling that I've downvoted you 15 times and I had a moment where I was like, "What did this guy ever do to me?!" Then I realized what it was, so it's all good now. No hard feelings.

[–]garrettg19 77 points78 points ago

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I got a nice chuckle out of it. a

[–]NiceGuysFinishLast 51 points52 points ago

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As a Canadian, I also enjoyed this picture. Eh.

[–]funkmastamatt 20 points21 points ago

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As a Fonzie impersonator, I too enjoyed this picture. AYY!

[–]SelfHell 9 points10 points ago

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As a horse, it made me hungry. Hay.

[–]Backupusername 3 points4 points ago

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My favorite is the one with the bat. a

[–]Speedingturtle 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer it more in a gif form. a

[–]c_is_4_cookie 0 points1 point ago

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Am I doing this right? b

[–]Blahrgy -5 points-4 points ago

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I got a tickle.

[–]RevengeVonKarma 7 points8 points ago

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I think you accidentally a a. a

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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My new flair is going to be "woefully without enough upvotes".

[–]Legitimidget 0 points1 point ago

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an a. a

FTFY

[–]go_boy 90 points91 points ago

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Brushie Brushie

[–]A2Aegis 15 points16 points ago

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[–]3brushie 26 points27 points ago

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[–]ogami1972 4 points5 points ago

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no, no, he was calling 2brushie.

[–]3brushie 2 points3 points ago

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[–]go_boy 0 points1 point ago

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It's ok, 3brushie is one better than 2brushie. It's like asking for a pie and getting TWO pies!

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 1 point2 points ago

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It's like asking for two pies and getting three pies

FTFY

[–]go_boy 1 point2 points ago

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Psh! Like I'd trust a lion to do math...

[–]KrishnaS124 4 points5 points ago

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what?

[–]3brushie 15 points16 points ago

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I get karma for responding to "brushie brushie brushie" posts, since I picked this username. It's like a cake day, but instead of cake I get unoriginality and self loathing :'(

[–]KrishnaS124 6 points7 points ago

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.....that raised so many more questions than answers, brushie

[–]ThePancakeMan 1 point2 points ago

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This is the only meme that makes me smile every time I see it.

[–]Dom9360 59 points60 points ago

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That toothbrush has baldly gone where no other toothbrush has gone before!

[–]Xanthan81 3 points4 points ago

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Up his warp core?!?

[–]Wr3nch 0 points1 point ago

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very punny

[–]ekolis 32 points33 points ago

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Oh where... is my hairbrush? Oh where... is my hairbrush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh WHEEEEERE Is my hairbrush?

[–]StrangeGibberish 17 points18 points ago

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Wow. Veggie Tales has not aged well at all.

[–]mostlyferal 1 point2 points ago

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It's old? I heard that song for the first time about a week ago.

[–]StrangeGibberish 0 points1 point ago

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Debuted in 93.

[–]larabar 10 points11 points ago

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"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" is the shit.

[–]lukel1127 5 points6 points ago

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"And I've never been to Boston in the fall!"

[–]JJE37 2 points3 points ago

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"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" <This< describes most redditors.

[–]FormerContra 8 points9 points ago*

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Oh man, I grew up on that. Would a lot of people on Reddit get the reference?

Edit: This is the reference, everyone.

[–]Adhere_to_principles 7 points8 points ago

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Nope

[–]HeathenCyclist 2 points3 points ago

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Thankfully.

[–]gohugatree 1 point2 points ago

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I've never seen that before... it's awesome! I now feel I was cheated in my childhood :(

[–]OJSlider -3 points-2 points ago

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I wud

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Hairbrush? Man, what kind of weird-ass toothbrush do you use?

[–]LeDerpBau5MetaBacon 2 points3 points ago

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Everybody DOES NOT have a water buffalo.

[–]evanwalsh 6 points7 points ago

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Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!

[–]captain_asparagus 8 points9 points ago

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No hair... for my hairbrush! No hair... my poor hairbrush! No hair no hair nowhere no hair no hair nowhere back there no HAAAAAIR...for my hairbrush!

[–]cleo_ 1 point2 points ago

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Dondé está.... mi cepillo? Dondé está.... mi cepillo? Dondé dondé dondé dondé dondé estááá.... mi cepillo?

Yes, there's a spanish version. Yes, my spanish teacher made us watch it in high school.

[–]Westy543 6 points7 points ago

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Colgate? Is that you?

[–]riser 35 points36 points ago

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BRUSHIE BRUSHIE!

[–]Andorion 6 points7 points ago

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You're 3 minutes behind go_boy, but have an upvote anyway!

[–]riser 3 points4 points ago

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Oh man, your flair messed me up. But thanks! Now I'm only 25 points behind him.

[–]Newshoe 14 points15 points ago

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Ok ok ok ok....I admit it....There...are...five...lights!

[–]spinlocked 6 points7 points ago

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Ohhh brain washing ... I see what you did there

[–]zeekjr 14 points15 points ago

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The guy's fingernails are incredibly distracting.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously! He should brush the crud out of his fingernails when he's done with Picard's head.

[–]munchybot 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god. Why did you have to bring those into my attention?

[–]YJLTG 12 points13 points ago

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b!

[–]thegodlikehobo 13 points14 points ago

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[–]marsneedstowels 0 points1 point ago

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[–]soothingbalm 4 points5 points ago

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c?

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[–]dar343 -5 points-4 points ago

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f!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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you accidentally a letter.

[–]xyerohour 2 points3 points ago

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Shhhh

[–]dar343 0 points1 point ago

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  1. You dont talk about e.
  2. YOU DONT TALK ABOUT e

[–]PorcupineTheory 0 points1 point ago

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g?

[–]Ectro 2 points3 points ago

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h?

[–]superwinner 0 points1 point ago

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Aye?

[–]Robilton 2 points3 points ago

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This is my new favorite picture from the internet

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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[–]jasjet 3 points4 points ago

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[–]lisabadcat 4 points5 points ago

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Wait, a Picard picture I've never seen before?

[–]doctor_robocop 1 point2 points ago

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I guess I can cancel all therapy appointments from now on. This is the cure for depression.

[–]proverbialwhatever 1 point2 points ago

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"Jean-Luc, there's a giant toothbrush on your head!" "I know. He's grooming me! Mmmm...minty fresh."

[–]Xanthan81 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever I'm feeling down, all I have to do is look at this again. a

Like the moon. a

and the June. a

and the spring. a

[–]tkdblckblt11491 3 points4 points ago

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Did anyone else think "OOHHH HANNNS?" from spongebob?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]gla3dr 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't but that's hilarious!

[–]Lelldorianx 2 points3 points ago

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Nasty fingernails.

[–]fuzzymonkey 1 point2 points ago

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those fingernails are gross

[–]Starbanned 1 point2 points ago

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This made me giggle....a lot.

[–]Ghede -1 points0 points ago

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For those of you don't understand:

This is memetic crossbreeding. Brushie-Brushie-Brushie meets Jean-Luc Picard

In other words, it's a "You had to know this" kind of joke.

[–]The_Maddog 0 points1 point ago

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Ah Patrick/Picard. Whats not to like!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nicely shopped. The detail around the fingers in the fourth panel is particularly good. a

[–]DOCTORCOWMAN 0 points1 point ago

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Man I wish they sold toothbrushes that big.

[–]MKRX 0 points1 point ago

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I can't...a understand...a your accent...a

[–]Blahrgy 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else imagine him giggling like a schoolgirl when they see this?

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like i have heard that line before. the quote i'm speaking of is something along the line: "whenever you are looking down, all you have to do is look up"

I think it might be from zetman

[–]WcJessen 0 points1 point ago

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This really made me laugh, thank you for sharing! a

[–]devilslefthand 0 points1 point ago

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Just read it like the Fonz is giving you some advice. a

[–]batladyknows 0 points1 point ago

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Brushie, brushie, brushie....

[–]MuggyFuzzball 0 points1 point ago

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test comment

[–]LucaSabu 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever Captain Picard is feeling down, all he had to do is use a toothbrush.

[–]lewah 0 points1 point ago

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don't do that to Adrian Beltre http://bosoxgifs.imgur.com/beltre_head_rubs/

[–]AcerRubrum 0 points1 point ago

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[–]manmalade 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I see this pic I always brush it off

[–]ILoveTrance 0 points1 point ago

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a

[–]Deafiler 0 points1 point ago

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It's not working.

[–]Acidyo 0 points1 point ago

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b

[–]mHtt 0 points1 point ago

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Nice work, thanks!

[–]ReddimusPrime 0 points1 point ago

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I tried so hard not to laugh because of my broken rib. Congratulations on causing me so much pain!

[–]Bombskets 0 points1 point ago

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not for I. a

[–]Nvveen 0 points1 point ago

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So simple, yet so entertaining. a

[–]necromundus 0 points1 point ago

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That toothbrush must have anti-facepalm technology

[–]Rawrawrimabear 0 points1 point ago

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periodspacea

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

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A what? A what?!?

[–]chawwnn 0 points1 point ago

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brushiebrushiebrushie

[–]wookiecontrol 0 points1 point ago

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Dont let big pharma find out about this. a.

[–]Lazigold 0 points1 point ago

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Do another one with Mental Floss!

[–]konrad9 0 points1 point ago

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What episode is the one where he's all excited? I have no idea.

[–]DoucheAsaurus_ 0 points1 point ago

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TIL you can get to the front page of reddit if you put a random a at the end of your title.

[–]spacecase2k 0 points1 point ago

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that's rigoddamndiculous:)))))))))))))))))

[–]shootthezom 0 points1 point ago

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This one always gets me. Make it snow

[–]Fluffguck 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bbojangles23 0 points1 point ago

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those are some nasty fingernails

[–]tover 0 points1 point ago

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to baldly go where no man has gone before.

[–]vaginal_cream 0 points1 point ago

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I think I jizzed a little while laughing my ass off.

[–]Riddla26 0 points1 point ago

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This has actually made me happy. Aww.

[–]wolf_of_thor 0 points1 point ago

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made my day!

[–]JohnnyLotion0 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for regurgitating old dead memes, reddit

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[deleted]

[–]PlumberODeth 1 point2 points ago

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Allow me to point out two things- the down button and the 'new' link. You are now a Knight of New! Go forth and do good things!

[–]benjgvps 2 points3 points ago

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I've been on reddit for over a year now. I have never seen this before and it made me laugh.

[–]Runestorm -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]FunkBrother 0 points1 point ago

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Haha I love this!

[–]lonelygirl245 0 points1 point ago

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This may or may not be a bookmark.

[–]felix1429 0 points1 point ago

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gotta keep up the shine!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Satisfaction.

[–]netgu 0 points1 point ago

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Not an ADA are you?

[–]BlueLEDlite 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Cptn_Janeway 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure that was the plot of a Voyager episode, or it at least sounds like one.

[–]TheSmushRoom 0 points1 point ago

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xD that guys fingernails are disgusting though

[–]DieAnderTier -4 points-3 points ago

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What the fuckety fuck, fuck?

[–]imawhatson -1 points0 points ago

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a? A what?

[–]Jordan117 -1 points0 points ago

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Reminds me of Buttering Obama.

[–]PhoenixIce -1 points0 points ago

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This is amazing.

[–]Adium -1 points0 points ago

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Dammit..., I posted this 2 months ago and barely got any Karma... I obviously suck at life.

[–]gopaulgo 0 points1 point ago

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and now you're still not getting karma! [on your comment about your post]

[–]gary88 -1 points0 points ago

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It's like I'm really on 4chan.

[–]FishStix157 -5 points-4 points ago

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Star Wars sucks!

[–]brunoli -2 points-1 points ago

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You must be Canadian.

[–]logan101 -3 points-2 points ago

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Fucking a

[–]MrAsymo -2 points-1 points ago

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Hehe. a