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Fuck off, Jesus. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 months ago by thefurnace
[–][deleted] 61 points62 points63 points 10 months ago*
I love these 'fuck off, Jesus' comics. Quite a collection of them here.
edit
A couple more here
Know your meme: 'Jesus is a jerk'
[–]mcbunn 31 points32 points33 points 10 months ago
My favorite.
[–]loveisfornerds 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
Oh god...
[–]chingyduster 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Going to hell for laughing at that one.
[–]Negro_Napoleon 16 points17 points18 points 10 months ago
This one is actually true.
Its not in people's bibles but in the Apocrypha (other books of christianity that people dont realize exists) there ARE fire breathing dragons that jesus defeats.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
I think I read a Cracked article about some things like this. Apparently Jesus killed a kid that bumped into him accidentally when Jesus was a child? I kind of doubt the legitimacy of things like this but I never checked if it was true.
[–]NobleArgon 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
Oh, in some books, Jesus cursed several people, some of which died later. So yes, that is effectively a thing. It's also obviously a reason that the Church didn't want to admit them into the actual Bible, wen they were deciding which ones were going to be decreed orthodox.
[–]Denny_Craine 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
sounds like the Gospel of Thomas. Look that shit up, it was canon for a while
[–]DildoBagginz 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
other books of christianity that Christians dont realize exists
FTFY
[–]cbrunos 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
This one is actually** true**.
ಠ_ಠ
[–]qemqemqem 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I can't tell if you're joking. If not source please?
[–]Negro_Napoleon 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_the-9-most-badass-bible-verses.html
[–]brownpan 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
All of these versus are in the Old Testament. Things were MUCH different back then.
[–]Negro_Napoleon -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
...
[–]Substitute_Troller -12 points-11 points-10 points 10 months ago
cool story bro. who cares?
[–]jorsiem 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
I do. That was interesting.
[–]Substitute_Troller 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
bbbbut this is r/atheism, where everyone's dicks, no?
[–]rush905 -12 points-11 points-10 points 10 months ago
The reason they are not in the bible is because they are un-credible.
[–]Negro_Napoleon 12 points13 points14 points 10 months ago
oh and the burning bush is?
[–]rush905 -9 points-8 points-7 points 10 months ago
Just how everything in existence sudden "popped" into existence for no reason at all.
[–]Skibum04 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
who believes that and what does that have to do with anything?
[–]brownpan -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
So how did we come into existence?
[–]Skibum04 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
We are still working on that, M theory seems to be the most accepted today. The simplest explanation on m theory I have read can be found in Hawkings new book. Are you aware of a better theory?
[–]IronicAlbatross 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Unlike an ark filled with a breeding pair of every type of animal on the planet and a flood that covered the entire planet for 40 days and 40 nights?
[–]FullSail 11 points12 points13 points 10 months ago
Unlike talking snakes
[–]rush905 -8 points-7 points-6 points 10 months ago
OOOOO I forgot that the ancients never used symbolism in their writings...
[–]The-SARACEN 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Jesus fighting a dragon isn't symbolism?
[–]daychilde 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
Tell it to groups like the Southern Baptists, who believe that 100% of the Bible is literally true.
I grew up as one.
I got better.
[–]WalmartSuperstar 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Same here, now I have 19 years of my life to make up for
[–]daychilde 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I feel your pain.
Good news is that it does get better. Speaking solely for myself, it was an adventure - when I'd confront my own assumptions growing up and see things in a new light...
A tiny example: I always assumed my wife would take my last name. She was an only child and wanted to hyphenate - as the last of her particular branch, to keep the name alive. Well, I had to think about that for a bit. Ultimately, I decided to hyphenate with her - we both took both of our names... :)
Even now, I find that I occasionally have to confront something I grew up with and hadn't thought about since.
So you're whipped? nice
[–]rush905 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Good, because those people are nuts.
[–]Mr_Tulip 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Credible by which standards?
[–]pcomet235 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
precisely what I was looking for when I went to the comments, thanks!
[–]BattleSausage 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
TIL the guy who originally drew these is from my home town. Damn it.
Howdy from down the road in Panama City. Well, down the road from your home town, anyway. hehe
[–]Ihavenospecialskills -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
I'm (sort of) christian and find these hilarious.
[–]etskinner 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Thank you. Came here for this comment.
[–]silico -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
You are my hero.
[–]downvotesmakemejiz -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
Nope. More like fuck ON jesus. i hope jesus rams his jewish dick down your throat and you choke on the holy cum
[–]Niqalye 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
This little change I made made me feel a little better about the picture.
[–]flossdaily 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
Thank you. The original was poorly done. Some people are just bad at humor.
[–]daychilde 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
Thank you for saving me the effort, because I totally agree.
[–]Tygeminator 14 points15 points16 points 10 months ago
Beware the Viggo Mortensen, do not mistake him for our lord Jesus Christ.
[–]MayorEmanuel 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
This is something that has annoyed my for quite some time. Jesus was crucified through the wrists not the hands. The Romans weren't stupid the hands could not support the full weight of the body, jesus's hands would be literally torn off of his arms and he would fall off the cross. The wrists on the other hand would allow for the execution to continue. Davinchi would show Jesus with nail whole through his wrists but hardly anyone else can get it right.
[–]alexicov 13 points14 points15 points 10 months ago
Not gonna lie, I lolled
[–]dreamtheater251 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I lolled maybe a little too much.
[–]grantgravity 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
Anyone else think this version of Jesus looks like Aragorn in LOTR?
http://i.imgur.com/q5n7l.jpg
[–]tmlangen 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Yes.
[–]HughJorgan1986 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
http://swiebodzin-jezus.pl/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jez_pocz.jpg
[–]insanopointless -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
I came in to say it looked like Viggo was the model. Aragorn has done way more for me than jesus
[–]Forgets_To_Relog 32 points33 points34 points 10 months ago
Did r/atheism become the "Post anything that can be considered vaguely insulting to religion" while I was away?
[–]Forgets_To_Relog 34 points35 points36 points 10 months ago
Look, this is a free speech subreddit that has many people of different backgrounds who are united by one thing-their atheism. If someone posts something offensive to you, you can really easily just keep scrolling and not make a big deal about it.
[–]SaucyKing 15 points16 points17 points 10 months ago
I see what you did there.
[–]Forgets_To_Relog 15 points16 points17 points 10 months ago
I agree, ever since we have been getting all these new people r/atheism has been a powder keg for argument and rage. I dont know how long you were "away" for, but the r/atheism I frequent is an environment that has always had a wide variety of religion based humor.
[–]DiscoPH3V3R -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 months ago
I think he just meant that it should have been posted to r/funny since it's freaking hilarious.
Oh well, since r/atheism is on the front page I guess it doesn't really matter any more.
[–]Rottingpie 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Wait a minuet!
[–]ZalRed 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Best novelty account ever.
[–]timeformetofly 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
This obviously a place for juvenile atheists who have no real reason to be atheists other than it's popular right now.
[–]Forgets_To_Relog 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Its been 2 hours. Look at my username and the people commenting below me.
[–][deleted] 10 months ago
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It is on this website, sadly...
[–]Denny_Craine -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
yeah seriously I hate things that are funny and make me laugh!
[–]mindevolve 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Someone needs to replace the carpenter with Norm Abram from This Old House
[–]Syntic 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
I've gathered quite a few, enjoy :)
http://imgur.com/a/rnjRX
[–]sansdeity 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
laughing my ass off here
[–]Tom_Waits_Monkey 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
http://imgur.com/OELvY
[–]greyflcn 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
"Remember, you're better off dead. Just so long as it isn't suicide."
[–]shadow321337 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
The guy that drew the original pictures (and posted them online as a completely serious religious thing) lives less than 5 minutes from my parent's house. If you guys give me a good enough troll idea, next time I go back there (in a few weeks), I will implement it. I've looked into this before and know exactly where his house is, but couldn't come up with a good enough joke.
[–]kazorek 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
If he's a dick, I approve. If he's a nice old man, you're a dick.
[–]shadow321337 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Honestly, I don't know what kind of person he is. Perhaps I should fake a dead car battery and knock on his door asking for a jump and see how he responds.
That was a little harsh, I'm sure your not a dick.
I've always kinda felt bad about these drawings though. If I remember right on his website he talks about how he just found art in old age and he seemed so proud of it. It'd be shitty if he knew the whole Internet laughs at it.
If anything, I was hoping I would enlighten him to the jokes. Maybe he would think they are funny and make more.
[–]ReverendSinatra 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
He knows about them, says that it saddens him but that he is glad the message in the images is reaching people despite the jokes. Seems like a nice old man, you should leave him alone.
Aw, now I can't do it. Where'd you see he said that?
There is also a video interview here.
Yuuuuup. That's Niceville. Not actually a very nice place to live.
[–]Anomalyzero 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Where are these from? I've seen a few and they are absolutely hilarious
[–]maldio 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Not sure why you got down voted for merely asking. They're Larry Van Pelt's Jesus - With You Always series.
[–]GideonCDingle 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Pretending that Christianity is a legitimate system of belief betrays the trust of every child who is presented with it and looks to the world for help interpreting the Bible's poisonous propaganda.
Too bad if some Redditor lapses into high dudgeon.
[–]TossOffAway 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
New Yankee Jesus!
This image will hold a place of honor above my drill press.
[–]LibraryKrystal 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
This Jesus looks like Keith Stone.
[–]TwoHands 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
what is this guy even doing?
[–]yogurtshwartz 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
so this is atheism?
[–]AnalKaboom 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
TIL making fun of religion can't be atheist.
[–]Im_lost_here 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
This should be on ImGoingToHellForThis Subreddit hahahahaha
[–]Pandoh 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
LOL
[–]jabbrwokk 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Man these things make me laugh every time. Thanks for sharing your collections.
[–]WearyMorlock 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Val Kilmer is Jesus?
[–]applebag 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
lmfao why do these get me every time? fucking...jesus.
[–]Xenri 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I lol'd
[–]neanderthalman 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I'm actually rather disappointed in the original artwork. I mean, the concept itself could be really well done, even if I disagree with the message.
This one could have Jesus holding something up for him while he secures it in place. The other popular one with the truck driver could have Jesus reading a map. Be more creative than this hands on the shoulders crap.
[–]Phapeu 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Every time I see this picture I think of Kevin Ashman from Eggheads (BBC).
[–]E1nstien 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
You die and you go to hell where the Dick demond is going to butt sex you for eternity! Aaaaahhhh
[–]Tom_Waits_Monkey 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Gott Mit Uns
[–]the-knife 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
The order of the text parts was confusing, because I read left to right, so I fixed it: Mirrored version here.
[–]stringerbell 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Fixed that for you
[–]daychilde -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
I don't know why this is getting downvoted, I thought it was hilarious.
For a serious fix, though, here: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/lngd4/fuck_off_jesus/c2u5q6a
[–]pea_nut 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I'm going to hell for laughing
What's that hell place you speak of?
Not sure. I just heard it was warm there.
[–]Farfecknugat 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I don't know why but I feel Jesus should be on the left side in this comic
[–]valleyshrew 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Why do people cut their hands to get blood in movies and things? That's one of the worst place to cut yourself. Last weeks Vampire Diaries had a guy cut the length of his palm for a few drops of blood. Cutting the back of your arm barely hurts and isn't too uncomfortable while healing. Cutting your hand is debilitating.
[–]greyflcn 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Because movies are meant to have to feel emotion through involuntarily recoiling in pain because you know without thinking that poking your hand hurts a hell of a lot.
[–]dunamis-now 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
So wrong.
[–]Logicbunny -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
lmao i don't know why this is as funny as it is but ... it is.
[–]Truesday 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
Probably cause the pervy look on jesus's face.
On a side note, why does Jesus look like white trash in all these pictures?
[–]timeformetofly 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Because the person who drew them is an angry bitter person.
[–]medlish -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Now you're thinking with Jesus.
[–]guriboysf -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
The guy told Jesus to fuck off before Jesus made the suggestion that he drill a hole in his hand. Quite prescient on drill guy's part. He is my new god.
Jesus, you've been replaced. Fuck off indeed.
[–]Kujata -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
am i going to hell for laughing so hard at this
[–]aG_Infamous 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
If hell existed you might
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Hell? Hmm. haven't heard of it. Send post cards! xoxo
[–]PhoenixAvenger -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
you can visit too!
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Hello, welcome to the Church of Hell!
[–]jtt123 -11 points-10 points-9 points 10 months ago
I can't stand these, they aren't funny at all
[–]timeformetofly -7 points-6 points-5 points 10 months ago
Yeah, wait til karma comes to bite them in the butt for making fun of such horrible suffering.
[–]RokSkeptic 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
Yeah, Jesus is really gonna get it good for fucking with all those people.
[–]alpharaptor1 -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Get the fuck off there Jesus, that's a one man lift!
[–]lherzog -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
I am Catholic, but I love the "Fuck off, Jesus" comics! Too funny!
[–]timeformetofly -12 points-11 points-10 points 10 months ago*
Only idiots would laugh at something like that. Jesus must really worry some of you to go to such great lengths to make fun of someone you say you don't believe in. I won't be answering any of your depraved comments and couldn't care less about downvotes.
[–]BlindGrapefruit 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
I agree... all those filthy atheists and secular christians just don't understand the fullness of truth in god's morality and don't understand that cutting children up with a sword on command is a moral act if god commands it, just like they don't see the grace of god's design in offering your own daughters to be raped by a crowd, and then raping them yourself a bit later after a really good drunk.
They have no appreciation for how important it was for Jephthah to make a burnt offering of his daughter in exchange for god supporting him while he was fighting a war in defense of god.
They just don't understand that of course the bible includes instructions and rules concerning the forcible rape of a female slave. If the bible didn't have rules for things like that then people would just do it any old way they pleased rather than in the way that was most pleasing to god.
Fucking immoral atheist bastards just want to do things their own way... Next thing you know they'll be calling beautiful passages like that "barbaric" and "hideous."
Those are in the Old Testament... The world ran MUCH different then than it does today. Read the New Testament.
[–]BlindGrapefruit -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
First off... Telling me to read the bible pretty much doesn't help when reading the bible is precisely the reason I think it's bollocks.
In science when a theory is no longer useful... we replace it in the textbook. If god's morality was an objective morality, and were god omniscient as he is wont to be, then what was moral then would be equally moral today.
Since we tend to frown on these sorts of behaviors to the extent that they aren't considered excusable even with a note from god, then I think it reasonable to presume that while religion does certainly influence a culture, it is also conformal to the culture. Morality is set by society, and as social values change so goes morality, dragging religion kicking and screaming into an age in which it is considered impolite to own other people, or to stone one's wife for being raped.
God's absolute truth and perfect moral wisdom bends to the maturity of the society and to the consensus we construct between us.
Which raises the question...
If we can update a science textbook over something as trivial as whether time is a constant and render Newton down to an approximation, then why can't christians take a read through the book that they believe constitutes their moral compass, and redact the bloody gory bits. Surely if one has to apologize for large chunks of it saying that they are no longer relevant, then they are no longer suitable to grace the pages of a moral guidebook.
Think about it.
Almost nobody on the planet makes daily use of relativity in a conscious way. Whether time is relative is virtually meaningless to all but a very very few people, but morality is a legitimate concern to everyone. One would think then that christians would treat it with at least equal importance to whether their GPS system works correctly on a daily basis.
The Old Testament didn't have Jesus who died for our sins yet, therefore sins were delt with in a different manner. We humans are all naturally evil. We all sin all the time, but Jesus died on the cross for our sins do we wouldn't have to die and receive in our punishment in hell. But before Jesus came down, God had wars against the ones that were warring against his people. So since we have Christ, we able to be forgiven of our sins unlike the people in the Old Testament. I'm not trying to start some crazy argument, I'm just telling you the Truth.
"The Old Testament didn't have Jesus who died for our sins yet"
You mean the original sin... The one where everyone is a criminal because a couple of people who couldn't tell the difference from right and wrong, and were therefore not responsible for their actions, made the mistake of acquiring morality... the knowledge of right and wrong? So, you mean the original sin that we personally didn't have anything to do with other than as the alleged offspring of people who god punished for becoming morally aware?
"We humans are all naturally evil."
Right... I think we've covered the source of that idiocy.
"We all sin all the time"
Do we now? Really? So, are you saying then that buried under that is an excuse for the genocides? That you can think of any cause that justifies running down children fleeing from combat and chopping them up with a sword?
"God had wars against the ones that were warring against his people"
Hang on a sec... No he didn't. He is accounted in some cases of killing large numbers of people by mysterious means or by natural disaster, but not war. Wars occurred allegedly at god's command... your claim that those wars were waged by god is a statement that you can in fact morally justify cutting children up with a sword, and that is simply revolting.
"So since we have Christ, we able to be forgiven of our sins unlike the people in the Old Testament."
Basically, you're claiming that it wasn't possible for god to act adult about forgiving people for being human and doing exactly what he allegedly designed them to do, which necessitated that he kill huge numbers of innocent people... and that his solution for that was to have sex with his own mother, to get her pregnant with himself, and then live a perfect and moral life so that he would be completely blameless when he tortured himself to death?
Since when does killing someone who is completely guiltless atone for anything that someone else has done? Since when is killing an innocent, justifiable for any reason? Since when is it justice to punish anyone else other than the person who actually commits a crime?
"I'm not trying to start some crazy argument, I'm just telling you the Truth."
Sounds like this is something you've convinced yourself is true, rather than anything you could possibly justify in any other context than religion.
I'm accustomed to use of the word "true" where there is evidence to support the verity of the assertion.
[–]brownpan -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
God is giving a choice. He isn't MAKING us do anything. He tells us that we have a chance of choosing right and wrong, that we have a chance of choosing Him or sin. You may think you are morally good but you would be wrong. BUT, I know that I am not, my mom isn't, my best friend isn't, no one is. Because we are humans. Did I say that makes it justifiable? No, I just said we all sin. You have done something sinful in this day, and so have I. Completely guiltless? This goes this point... As soon as you are born you are sinful, you are human. You absolutely cannot get past that point. Sorry, but it's true. My truth is what I believe wholeheartedly. I have read the Bible, I have felt my God's presence in my heart, you don't know what you are missing. After this 70 , 80, maybe 90 years on this planet we will either be faced with eternal glory in Heaven or eternal damnation in hell. And if my truth says your truth is a lie, that doesn't help your truth to stand up very well. But according to you I don't know what I'm talking about. That's ok. I am just on this earth to tell people what God has given me.
[–]BlindGrapefruit 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
So, in other words you have to engage in evasive apologetics because you can't actually address any point I've raised.
"I have read the Bible"
Me too... It's why I find it completely unbelievable.
"I have felt my God's presence in my heart,"
So, you're saying that you think that the voices in your head are other people in the room?
"you don't know what you are missing"
Yeah, I do. I'm not missin' it.
When you can substantiate the existance of a god, substantiate that any god you can provide evidence in support of, is also your god and that your doctrine correctly represents that god's intent... Then you'll have my attention.
You've read the Bible? I highly doubt that. It seems like Everytime I talk to a person they they too have read the Bible. So I'm just going to assume that you're lying. And I don't think I said I heard voices. Well... I'm obviously not going to change your people's minds so have fun. But when you die and realize your mistake... I'm sorry.
"You've read the Bible? I highly doubt that."
The best you can manage now is the "No True Scotsman" fallacy? LOL
"when you die and realize your mistake... I'm sorry."
I'll see you in hell I won't see you when we are both in the ground.
[–]BlindGrapefruit 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
It's a good thing we have people like you around to sort out which parts are really really real and which parts of the bible don't even belong in the bible.
I try.
Only idiots would laugh at something like this. Link must really worry some of you to go to such great lengths to make fun of someone you don't believe in. I won't be answering any of you (some would say your) depraved comments and couldn't care less about downvotes.
[–]jordanleite25 -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
Im not religious but the guy got nails drilled through his hands. Not something to really laugh about regardless of your religious view. Not trying to be "that guy" but idk im just not ok with it.
Im not religious but the guy got nails drilled through his hands.
no he didn't. He never even existed. Relax
You're right, he didn't. They were his wrists not his hands
well that never happened either, but yeah if it had, it would have been in his wrists and through his heels
[–]TheWastelander -10 points-9 points-8 points 10 months ago
Stay classy, /r/atheism. You know, Carl Sagan could go around blatantly mocking you for your ineptitude in the realm of physics in comparison to his own, but I doubt he would even do that with the amount of arrogance you do towards those less capable of reason, warranted as it would be. You are the reason I refer to myself as agnostic when I fall under the category of atheist technically. I would rather be misinterpreted and considered on the fence than be associated with you people.
[–]FatalMegalomaniac 6 points7 points8 points 10 months ago
Personally, I'd rather be associated with atheists than be associated with a humourless douchebag who finds himself getting offended over what is, ultimately, a joke. Maybe it's just me though.
[–]TheWastelander -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
I'm not offended, I'm just proud to be above mocking others for their lack of understanding instead of seeking to educate them respectfully.
[–]FatalMegalomaniac 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
And yet you sound just as smug and arrogant as most of the people you're proud of being above. Good job.
[–]TheWastelander 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I'm willing to admit that I don't know. I honestly don't know how you can be more humble than admitting ignorance but a desire to learn.
[–]timeformetofly 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
WOW! Great post. Did you know Sagan referred to himself as an agnostic too?
[–]JimmyHat -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
-_-
[–]Tyrantosaurus -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 months ago
Jesus Morrison
[–]ftFlo -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 months ago
Blood Brothers...
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