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[–]tcjones54 1 point2 points ago

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Pepperidge Farm remembers!

[–]d00dy9 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wanted to spend a night sitting on a swivel stool in the middle of my room now I get that chance!

[–]Tclaytn 0 points1 point ago

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That's why I use a shirt. So even if I miss I can't miss.

[–]purelypandemonium 0 points1 point ago

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I use fire

[–]brittanyhoot 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh. Earlier this year I went on a ten day trip to NYC and D.C. I finally come home to my own bed and fall asleep as it is after midnight on a full day of travelling. The next day I'm unpacking everything and I witness the biggest spider EVER crawling into my pile of clothes that I have placed on my bed. Never to be seen again.

Finally back home and I sleep on the couch.

[–]DodgeKickball011 0 points1 point ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ Fuck you spider, I'm gonna flip a table at you!

[–]LenaDoll 0 points1 point ago

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Im not going to sleep tonight either.

[–]Hellvis 0 points1 point ago

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I had a 108 year old farm house INFESTED with brown recluses. I'd put a spider trap down, pick it up in a month and it'd be full. Like spider carpet inside. Best defense was cats. Cats see them as little smashable toys. They honestly were never a problem.

[–]Alexwearshats 0 points1 point ago

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I just had a spider come down on a web from the ceiling.

This post is not helping.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And now you're making me paranoid.

[–]akumadiavolo 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of pussy throws a shoe at a spider?

[–]Odd-One-Out 0 points1 point ago

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NSFA, man.

[–]iRideDragons 0 points1 point ago

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NSFL*

[–]Flanders2 0 points1 point ago

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I moustache you a question. Are you feeling sleepy? Well are you punk?