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[–]wtreilly 6 points7 points ago

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I've always found fires to be hot.

[–]Bartleby986 10 points11 points ago

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I hope they can still semen through all the smoke.

[–]Solid364 2 points3 points ago

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Well with a good stroke of luck they will.

[–]ImaFirin 4 points5 points ago

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those guys had it coming anyways

[–]JadeCurtis -2 points-1 points ago

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sperm whale

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[–]DragonHunter 1 point2 points ago

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For those who don't know, fire can create an erotic response in some people (who are often arsonists.)

[–]Magumbo 0 points1 point ago

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That's why its just plain irresponsible to have a half-way house of arsonists. One burns it down, while the rest spank on it.

[–]hokieflea 0 points1 point ago

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Retoasted relevant

[–]SeaTwertle 0 points1 point ago

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It's an old image, but it always makes me laugh.

[–]Catona 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god....that fire is hot....

No really! that shit is HOT! YEAAAAAH!

[–]JD9940 0 points1 point ago

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that's old as shit

[–]taniquetil 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like this predicament is a really sticky situation.

[–]ResidentRedneck 0 points1 point ago

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I've dealt with some weird things in the fire service, but never anyone ejaculating in the road. Though, if things got bad, I'm fairly certain that my hose would beat out theirs no problem.

[–]BlackDeath1 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Trent_Steele 0 points1 point ago

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more like preDICKament. amirite guys? huh? well screw you guys.

[–]Drumlin 0 points1 point ago

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Those flamers just can't maintain control.

[–]htarwymraef 0 points1 point ago

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That's one hell of an orgy.

[–]c1namber 0 points1 point ago

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What is an ineffective method to putting out a fire?

[–]buddybonesbones 0 points1 point ago

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Just get the people to ejaculate onto the fire.

[–]GreenDay75 -2 points-1 points ago

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Too many people playing with their hoses.