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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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I clicked hoping to see Scruffy the janitor. I was disappointed.

[–]AshsToAshs 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Cubonerific 2 points3 points ago

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Seconded.

[–]mnells 1 point2 points ago

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Why do I always post comments and THEN read the rest?!

Dammit.

[–]ModernDayCasanova 4 points5 points ago

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Get back you flea-infested mongrel!

[–]TheLoneWander101 2 points3 points ago

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Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived....yep

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[–]RawrRevenge 8 points9 points ago

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these fucking reposts are geting old.

[–]LilDrumrGrl 6 points7 points ago

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In real life my solution to this would be to fight fire with fire. Could we, the anti-reposters, start a movement to repost everything? Like constantly? How great would it be if we could dominate the front page for a week with the exact same picture? Like 15 times all at once on the front page with the exact same title. I'm talking as soon as something gets popular 100 people post it all at once and we all vote the shit up. It could be a profound statement. Of course I could be taking all of this too seriously... nah to hell with blatant reposts.

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[–]LilDrumrGrl 1 point2 points ago

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I think it would be amusing. I have a friend who sometimes steamrolls over whatever I say which can be obnoxious and rude. Telling him that it's impolite when he does this doesn't make him stop, but obnoxiously doing the same to him for an extended period of time usually clues him in to why it's so annoying.

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[–]LilDrumrGrl 1 point2 points ago

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Ever had a silly fantasy? Yeah that's all this was supposed to be.

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[–]LilDrumrGrl 0 points1 point ago

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If this were a real conversation then this is the point where I would attempt to spare us both the agony by saying something awkward and walking away. Good day, Friend. Have some upvotes.

[–]RawrRevenge 1 point2 points ago

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and post it all with the same titles like "Every damn time." or " its shit like this."

[–]LilDrumrGrl 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed. I have ideas for a lot of these stupid, overused sayings.

  • "It's Shit Like This..." is just a picture of a big turd coming out of some guy's ass.

  • "I See What You Did There" is a picture of a dog that pissed on the carpet.

  • "Soon" links to a clock that is just a little bit fast.

Feel free to come up with more. I'm stuck on "Am I Doing This Right" and a few others.

[–]RawrRevenge 0 points1 point ago

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have you been to r/circlejerk?

[–]PumpValve -1 points0 points ago

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Here's how it will work:

  • block all reposts of links and images (Tineye that bitch before it goes through)

  • any post that gets 0 votes may be reposted 3 more times between generous waiting periods. If it still fails to get votes it's banned forever.

  • any post that gets 100+ votes will be automatically reposted, under the name of the original poster, every 6 months.

  • the more popular the post the more frequent the automatic reposting, but never more than once every 30 days.

  • anyone willfully trying to get around these rules because "no, dude, it's really funny" will have their pants pulled down, a picture of which will be posted in a gallery of shame to be hosted by Conde Nast. The image will become the property of Conde Nast and its business partners for any use including but not limited to marketing, communications, and as content in a hapless wanker photo collection website.

[–]BiggityBates 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not quite sure what is going on here....

[–]prodigium 1 point2 points ago

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I know sales haven't been great of late, but really Michael Flatley?

[–]squizziphish 1 point2 points ago

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I read this in Peppy Hare's voice cause i at first thought it said "Slippy get back here"

[–]PewPews 1 point2 points ago

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Who'd name their dog scluffy? Weird name!

[–]Demolish 1 point2 points ago

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Didn´t expect that :)

[–]buellsupertt 1 point2 points ago

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their jesus is actually a dog.

[–]mnells 1 point2 points ago

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Came to this thread expecting a "Hi, I'm Scruffy. The Janitor." picture.

Was disappoint. :|

[–]Smk2myHi 3 points4 points ago

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This shouldn't make me laugh so much...but the dogs face is just priceless

[–]liveryowl 1 point2 points ago

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River dance!

[–]Rabee_123 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus christ I've seen this image way too much. It was funny the first couple times.

[–]StrangeGibberish 0 points1 point ago

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No! I must repost!

[–]Reactions -1 points0 points ago

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Never gets old.

[–]missalissa15 -1 points0 points ago

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i'm getting so sick of these reposts. why is this happening all of a sudden?!

[–]Eannastaps -3 points-2 points ago

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repost ಠ-ಠ

[–]jam_sex_yes -4 points-3 points ago

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stop reposting douche

[–]JimmyDThing 0 points1 point ago

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Read the rules.