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[–][deleted] 707 points708 points ago

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isn't this a scene from the upcoming twilight series film?

[–]neuros 119 points120 points ago

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ZING!

[–]chief-awesome 19 points20 points ago

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no this is basically the twilight series summed up

[–]drachenstern 4 points5 points ago

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Not gay enough?

[–]LeMeowman 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Dr_fish 289 points290 points ago

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Perfect analogy for life: You fall over trying to sled down a hill and then get raped by a dog while you're on the ground.

[–]zahnpasta 60 points61 points ago

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Almost too perfect.

[–]spicymeataballa 24 points25 points ago

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Especially if youre into beastiality.

[–]EvereSoul 14 points15 points ago

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Bestiality'

[–]astroblue 26 points27 points ago

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bestiality is best iality

[–]BlueRanger117 12 points13 points ago

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beastiality is best in italy

[–]laller 67 points68 points ago

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[–]aquasucks 14 points15 points ago

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Surprisingly large amount of related videos...

[–]rcinsf 6 points7 points ago

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[–]wOlfLisK 1 point2 points ago

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Must... Not... Click... DAMMIT!

[–]rcinsf 1 point2 points ago

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Well? Thoughts?

[–]windsostrange 1 point2 points ago

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I, um. I shouldn't say.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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she is like 12 or something.

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 60 points61 points ago

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Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

Male 55-64

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Also: what the fuck, Saudi Arabia? You too, Egypt, Brazil, Indonesia, Morocco, and Turkey.

[–]not_a_wolf 24 points25 points ago

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I remember a report not too long ago that listed a lot of those countries for having the highest volume of weird porn searches. The highest being bestiality and rape porn.

I guess being in a sexually repressed culture makes you into some weird shit?

[–]renegadeofunk 13 points14 points ago

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Same reason why priests touch little boys, repression of normal sexuality over years and years can really fuck you up.

[–]rcinsf 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ohg 1 point2 points ago

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Why do you think it's weird for people in the countries you listed to watch this, but it's perfectly OK for people in the US or EU to watch it?

Newsflash, people all over the world are into weird shit.

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 6 points7 points ago

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I thought it was surprising due to the cultural taboos of countries like Saudi Arabia and India concerning sex.

[–]MobyChick 6 points7 points ago

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Haha, dude just standing there... giggle

[–]deepsoul13 1 point2 points ago

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Note she can't walk properly afterward

[–]llnnin 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Mephoros 6 points7 points ago*

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I think it's amazing that adding &wadsworth=1 to the URL legitimately skips 30% of the video. Wow.

Edit: Link/source/reason for those that are curious, too.

[–]Bonelessflea 742 points743 points ago

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She didn't even ATTEMPT to stop him, lol

[–]Zsamot 472 points473 points ago

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gdammit, I never get that kind of reaction from a girl when I try that.

[–]NickNameUser 210 points211 points ago

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It's because you just pooped on the floor.

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[–]Potatoguy123 78 points79 points ago

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There's a joke about Japan somewhere in this chain.

[–]chad77 49 points50 points ago

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I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."

[–]Igoorr 36 points37 points ago

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"They'll be another one froating by any minute now."

fixed

[–]InactiveUser 14 points15 points ago

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Deep froating sounds good...

[–]elvisliveson 5 points6 points ago

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not as good as deep frothing

[–]madamimadamimadam -1 points0 points ago

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[–]chad77 1 point2 points ago

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Great minds think alike. Gilbert gets fired and I get karma points.

[–]LeDucky 43 points44 points ago

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She obviously prefers doggy style.

[–]Gpr1me 44 points45 points ago

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I heard she likes it ruff

[–]homestarguy 11 points12 points ago

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Just ask her gentleman collar.

[–]ryugan 1 point2 points ago

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I here she was just hounding him for more.

[–]derleth 1 point2 points ago

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Well, that'sh what your mother shaid lasht night, Trebek.

[–]DeadRapture7 6 points7 points ago

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Fallin' for a ballin'

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[–]funkymoose 41 points42 points ago

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That's not true. I had a buddy who had a dog about that size, that wanted to hump ANYONE who walked in. He was surprisingly strong as well. It could easily take a minute for her to push off the dog, Especially If she just fell down a hill.

[–]Blacula 102 points103 points ago

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Your buddy fucks dogs bro.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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upvoted out of hope

[–]ZebrasKickAss 0 points1 point ago

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Similar story. I had a buddy who had a dog about same size. He wanted to hump ANYONE who walked in. The dog was calm though.

[–]AanonymousS 88 points89 points ago*

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You may actually have a point , the internet even confirms it . I bet there are sites for things like that ... hmmm

EDIT : Holy fuck , after a google search for "sex with dogs" i found THIS <--- this was the first result it's a FAQ on how to's :|

[–]the-cakeboss 76 points77 points ago

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I've been into dogs since I was 9 Years old, it started with masturbating My Sisters' German shepherd,

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[–]BrocoLee 108 points109 points ago

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I have to wonder if maybe the reason I don't have a lot of cavities, might be the dog semen, I eat a LOT of sugar, and dog semen...

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[–]ricodued 33 points34 points ago

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"Let me tell you why you're gonna get fatter and fatter, because dog semen is full of calories."

"Yeah, don't eat dog semen. We hear that it's the number one cause of bad breath."

[–]DorkusMalorkuss 10 points11 points ago

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"Hey, Mark"

"What?! What the fuck do you want, Tom?! I'm sick of "Hey Mark! Hey- hey mark! Hey Mark, look at how I can make it bigger if I rub it, hey- hey Mark!"

[–]TheMu 1 point2 points ago

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Awwww, who taught you how to throw the dick down the stairs?

[–]derityug 6 points7 points ago

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God they were so funny together back in the day...

[–]swdpwnzdggr 1 point2 points ago

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I saw them earlier this month, almost no jokes at all :/

[–]derityug 1 point2 points ago

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I saw then end of Sept. Same thing... GREAT show, GREAT new album, much better than their "reunion" tour in 09, but yeah. I miss the laughs.

[–]irishbball49 74 points75 points ago

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[–]flutterforever 36 points37 points ago

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[–]NonAmerican 10 points11 points ago

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I had found a video somewhere with a fat 50 year old chick talking to another fat fifty year old chick talking along the lines of "when was your first time? I mean, not with a human", while cooking.

[–]Cbracher 8 points9 points ago

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I saw that too I think. Were they talking about horses or something?

[–]roadbuzz 49 points50 points ago

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Note to self: erase browser history.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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[–]jesuisauxchiottes 133 points134 points ago

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I'm not clicking that.

[–]taco69 34 points35 points ago

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...must not CLICK!!!

[–]Mage_tank 33 points34 points ago

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...God dammit. click.

[–]elnrith 5 points6 points ago

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random i know but your username made me happy for some reason

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I was going to click that until I read your post. Now I'm conflicted.

[–]jesuisauxchiottes 18 points19 points ago

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Do it. So you can tell me.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago*

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Yes sir/ma'am.

Edit: Its a dude talking about relationships with dogs and how how to properly have sex with them. I stopped reading as he started describing dog orgasms.

[–]whatarepuppy 14 points15 points ago*

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FYI it gets worse. Towards the end it's from a female perspective that also has a husband and two kids. She's even more spoken than the first.

[–]notabagel 1 point2 points ago

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Man's best friend... /gag

[–]jimmyrunsdeep 3 points4 points ago*

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"All told, I've had sex with almost 100 dogs, about 5 were bitches, I had intercourse with 3 and the others I frigged, I had one that loved to be frigged, she would hump and cum 10 times or more each session, We did that every day for 6 Years, after she was satisfied she'd lick and nibble my scrotum and then switch to the head as I was about to cum, if I was slow She'd switch to licking my face, sometimes we frenched."

[–]Gareth321 5 points6 points ago

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At the age of 27 I proudly gave My virginity to My beautiful willing 6 Year old Bernese Mtn dog (Lace)

Good call.

[–]chad77 28 points29 points ago*

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Google search my ass. You "found" that on your favorites bar.

*edited for wording.

[–]Sabbatai 31 points32 points ago

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I Google searched, "my ass". It was an interesting journey.

[–]katibear 1 point2 points ago

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I googled "search my ass". Twas also interesting.

[–]Owlfortress 22 points23 points ago

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Holy shit, I clicked that hoping for a joke. That shit is better formatted and been put more effort into than my thesis work...

[–]winsmith 19 points20 points ago

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FAQ'S ABOUT BITCHES

[–]propagationofsound 15 points16 points ago

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WTF did I just read?

[–]AwhMan 8 points9 points ago

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I remember reading a very similar one about dolphins. It was terribly interesting and thorough. I would have no idea how to find it though.

[–]slyweazal 6 points7 points ago

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Oh my god, I remember coming across that, too. Very...odd stuff to encounter while a kid in the throes of puberty o_o

[–]InteractiveFiction 2 points3 points ago

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I came across that too.

[–]whiskypanther 6 points7 points ago

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Wet Goddess. The super weird story about a man who made the sexy with a dolphin from a run down water park in Florida. His blog is incredibly weird. He seems genuinely flummoxed that most of us will never understand. He claims she initiated it, that they were in love and that the break up was terrible.

[–]seeingyouanew 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for the word flummoxed.

[–]TerrorBite 1 point2 points ago

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[–]totally_not_a_zombie 6 points7 points ago

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Every bitch is unique

Bitches love being unique.

[–]TheJamie 5 points6 points ago

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Dudddddeeeeeeeee....

[–]zoso59brst 5 points6 points ago

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Ahhhhh! Can not un-read!!

[–]Jazzalenko 11 points12 points ago

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Just... wow. no. Just when I thought the internet couldn't fuck with me anymore.

[–]Dein-o-saurs 30 points31 points ago

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It went ahead and fucked with your dog instead.

[–]scuzzyneighbour 7 points8 points ago

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FAQ'S ABOUT BITCHES

heh

[–]syphrean 3 points4 points ago

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I took the bullet and clicked it. its a "guide for sex with dogs and FAQS" its a text file and no pictures. Now there is no reason to click it. You're welcome...

[–]sixteen12 4 points5 points ago

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I can't fap to that

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 5 points6 points ago

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WHY would you search that?!

[–]Laaoa47 3 points4 points ago

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"around the age of 16 I found one in an abandoned building, he got so excited he tried to mount me, I took him in my mouth and he quickly came" What. The. Fuck.

[–]fire00f1y 1 point2 points ago

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This may in fact be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on here.

[–]Paulverizer 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure why but I read that in Isabella Rosalini's voice.

[–]jcook92 1 point2 points ago

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I vomited a little.

[–]MagicMurderBean 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK IT DOESN'T END IT JUST KEEPS SCROLLING DOWN. Somehow when he talks about the dogs i keep imagining a person and I get tinglings in my mushroom dick.

[–]1338h4x 12 points13 points ago

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She looks to be about 8, you sick fuck.

[–]Shinpachi 7 points8 points ago

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That's like, 50 in dog years though.

[–]The_Alpha_Bro 15 points16 points ago

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There's a reason nearly every single girl over 21 has a dog.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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i don't think you're as alpha as you make out :\

[–]format538 12 points13 points ago

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[–]ex_ample 2 points3 points ago

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Dude. She's like 8.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]SaultSpartan 8 points9 points ago

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Well I think it works for humans so....yes?

[–]MobyChick 8 points9 points ago

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Wasn't there an AMA about that some weeks ago ...

[–]NiggerJew944 2 points3 points ago

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Yes and it was fucking disturbing...

[–]StabbyMango 26 points27 points ago

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Says NiggerJew944

[–]NiggerJew944 6 points7 points ago*

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Reading about the differences between dog semen and human and how the woman described how she trained her dog to fuck her was disturbing even to a niggerjew.

[–]Blacula 7 points8 points ago

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link plox

[–]nixnaxmik -2 points-1 points ago

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came to say this. Theres no way a dog does that out of nowhere.

[–]Spurk 9 points10 points ago

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As a lab owner of 4 years, yeah, they really, really do. Especially when he's had a whiff of a bitch in heat.

[–]ultrablastermegatron 18 points19 points ago

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you could tell by the she was dressed that she wanted it.

[–]DrDerpberg 1 point2 points ago

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I'm most impressed by the dog's insta-boner

[–]upgrayedd08 0 points1 point ago

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She was asking for it.

[–]SexTiger 0 points1 point ago

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Did you see how she was dressed? She was asking for it all along.

[–]ZebrasKickAss 267 points268 points ago

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HELLO, YES THIS IS DOGGY STYLE.

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[–]Cereal_Police 47 points48 points ago

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Woof, woo... No... fuck you.

[–]eric-tile 23 points24 points ago

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When the doggy's humping you with his boner

Yippie, Yi, Yo

And everybody bustin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)

I tell the fellas "start the big ballin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)

And the girls begin to just fall

The sly dog gets down

Hump hump hump hump!

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)

[–]pinkfloydhey 32 points33 points ago

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Wait till Anderson Cooper sees this.

[–]marathi_mulga 6 points7 points ago

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Then - REPORT ALL THE DOGS!

[–]NoReasonToBeBored 28 points29 points ago

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First reaction: ahhh that's messed up.

Second reaction: thankfully her face is hidden.

Third reaction: did the cameraman really zoom in on that?

Fourth reaction: who the fuck cut the video and put it on the internet?

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 18 points19 points ago

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First reaction: hm, if I'm getting humped by a dog and don't enjoy it, I would make an attempt to stop getting humped.

Second reaction: is that her propping up her butt in the end, or was that a powerful hip-pull by the dog.

Third reaction: Yep, the thread agrees the dog's surprisingly quick to recognize the pose and get on humpin'. Almost as if it's not the first time this scenario has unrolled...

[–]Tinyiota 8 points9 points ago

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I think maybe she's laughing at the situation.

[–]phatthomas 224 points225 points ago

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My boner: Informing me im am infact into weird shit since 2001

[–]ASeven 23 points24 points ago

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For those saying that the girl didn't try to stop the dog--I slipped at a friends house once and ended up on the floor. His great dane proceeded to mount me. Embarrassing as this is to say, I was not strong enough to push him off me... My friend had to pull that stupid dog off me.

So, it is entirely possible that this girl wasn't strong enough to push the dog off. Also, shock factor.

[–]sudin 10 points11 points ago

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Anyone who has ever had to pull a dog in heat off another dog (or someone) will know that it takes considerable effort, they're no more keen to have their their fun cut short than any human would be. However, swimming against the apparent tide of "she didn't even try" is in this case a hopeless endeavour I think.

[–]Ewokmywewok 21 points22 points ago

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DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX

[–]Zipwang5555 190 points191 points ago

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One was given that day.

[–]technokitty 42 points43 points ago

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I'LL SAVE YOU!

[–]spirited1 75 points76 points ago

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MY PENIS WILL KEEP YOU WARM

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[–]BendOver4Rover 1 point2 points ago

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No training needed.

[–]NotRape__SurpriseSex 6 points7 points ago

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yep.

[–]TheAmazingWeasleMan 20 points21 points ago

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The Pedobears have trained hunting dogs . . . its only a matter of time now

[–]probo1 78 points79 points ago

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Pedowolf, a not-so-distant relative of pedobear

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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Also relative of Beowolf

[–]walterwat 144 points145 points ago

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Why boner..

[–]DJBJ 78 points79 points ago

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Because girl is getting humped.

[–]Olukon 30 points31 points ago

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Close Enough?

[–]ArcticSpaceman 22 points23 points ago

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Close Enough.

[–]Arnold_Horshack 13 points14 points ago

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Somebody must have been in heat...

[–]hyp_kitsune 8 points9 points ago

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on ice

[–]pizzatime 30 points31 points ago

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Winter is cumming.

[–]3000dollarsuit 49 points50 points ago

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Is she enjoying it? I can't tell.

[–]LuxNocte 54 points55 points ago*

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She's facedown in the snow, with a dog taking obscene liberties. Of course she's enjoying it, who wouldn't?

[–]BendOver4Rover 7 points8 points ago

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I know I would! :3

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

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She sure doesn't seem in a hurry to get up.

[–]Ketch0r 8 points9 points ago

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its kinda like a dirty version of ski-free

[–]Belgian_Rofl 6 points7 points ago

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And that, my friends, is how the government works.

[–]MOS95B 55 points56 points ago

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Suprise buttsecks!!!

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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At first I thought the dog was coming to help but then I realized the dog was just coming.

[–]SanchoPancho1983 3 points4 points ago

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To the average human, he was trying to make butt babies with her. But to the trained eye, he was just trying to keep his lipstick warm.

[–]bgb111 4 points5 points ago

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If it hits the ground it goes to the hound!

[–]zeroes0 15 points16 points ago

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[–]A_Texas_Toaster 13 points14 points ago

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i honestly cant tell if the person getting humped is a guy or a chick

[–]RalfN 47 points48 points ago

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I don't think the dog cares, do you?

[–]shartmobile 5 points6 points ago

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Someone's home alone habits just got found out :D

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Wow, NSFW? REALLY? This is getting ridiculous.

[–]Deadriverproductions 2 points3 points ago

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I find it hilarious that once the guy gets there, he makes as much of an attempt to get the dog off as the girl did

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 2 points3 points ago

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It's pedobear in disguise.

[–]zerooneinfinity 2 points3 points ago

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Hand Banana, NO!

[–]TheWill2Live 2 points3 points ago

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If only I had that dog's confidence.....

[–]FF6061 2 points3 points ago

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She's injured. He's trying to keep her warm.

[–]rkid1296 15 points16 points ago

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...That's fucking messed up.

[–]mightystu 48 points49 points ago

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That's messed up fucking.

FTFY

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[–]spirited1 19 points20 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]nmpraveen 3 points4 points ago

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[–]odoriferous 6 points7 points ago

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This is so much better with the dog's whimper after dismounting.

[–]workswithgeeks 1 point2 points ago

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So is this the cold weather/dog world equivalent of sacrificing a virgin by throwing her in a volcano?

[–]ruin 1 point2 points ago

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Dear Diary: Jackpot!

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 1 point2 points ago

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let him finish. i wanna see where this is going

[–]grayfox6644 1 point2 points ago

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was i the only one that saw pedobear lurking behind the trees

[–]yuno10 1 point2 points ago

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I believe the dog is attempting to help her getting up.

[–]MaximKat 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, that's nice: the dog runs to stop the girl's fall... WHAT THE FUCK???

[–]egaoga[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Lol, it needs to keep warm somehow.

[–]machzel08 1 point2 points ago

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He put in so much effort you might as well let him finish

[–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

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I thought that subreddit was banned.

[–]chiefmonkey 1 point2 points ago

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And that, kids, is how your Mom and I met.

[–]wudaddy 1 point2 points ago

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lol the dog has he heart of a pirate.

[–]dmrnj 1 point2 points ago

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Something about this reminds me of the Yeti in SkiFree

[–]BendOver4Rover 1 point2 points ago

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I missed my chance to shine, dammit.

[–]philyd94 1 point2 points ago

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doesn't matter had sex

[–]SexualZergling 2 points3 points ago

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NSFW?! Was there actual penetration? I couldn't tell due to the poor resolution.

[–]theystolemyusername 2 points3 points ago

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is that a child? omg, what did I just see?

[–]vindicated19 1 point2 points ago

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"Eh, feels kinda good, I guess... better than falling"

[–]pilderfunk 1 point2 points ago

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hey look! it's mountain rape dog! hooray!

[–]Floaticola 1 point2 points ago

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I have the strangest boner right now...

[–]Almost-Famous 1 point2 points ago

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I like how she didn't try to stop him. She reminds me of a neighbor I used to have.

[–]describes_nsfw 1 point2 points ago

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GIF of a girl falling down a snowy hill, a dogs starts running towards her. As she comes to a stop on her stomach and starts to push herself up(then being on her hands and knees) the dog mounts her and starts humping.

[–]AssViolator 0 points1 point ago

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I tried that once...but got arrested.

[–]arfcom 1 point2 points ago

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