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[–]beepboopdogrobot 48 points49 points ago

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I was surprised that the vagina was that far down. Shit was crazy.

[–]TheToastyMan 13 points14 points ago

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It's all a lie, porn doesn't prepare you at all.

[–]Zimyver 2 points3 points ago

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If it did wouldn't you be the most prepared guy in the world?

[–]TheToastyMan 4 points5 points ago

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That cut me deep. Yeah...

[–]horseyhorseyhorsey 1 point2 points ago

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hah first time i "fingered" a girl she was sitting astride me, wearing trousers (opened) which made reaching in all the more difficult. didn't quite make it for the mortal fear of accidentally sticking my finger in her arse but i got to rub her clit a bit, an activity of which i learned later in life can still be quite thrilling (and learned even later that when combined with deliberate finger-in-arse even more so) so in the end it all turned out fine.

[–]Kind_compliments 0 points1 point ago

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To this day, I still fear I'll reach down too low and snag her arse.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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It's OK. Were just glad you're there.

[–]Grimalkin 9 points10 points ago

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But it sure is fun to learn!

[–]Loashang 12 points13 points ago

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Just make sure she doesn't find out.

[–]vulpes_zerda 9 points10 points ago

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False: If I'm taking your virginity, I want to know.

[–]lykouragh 11 points12 points ago

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I did it wrong. Everything, just wrong.

Young men, it turns out vagina is not an intuitively designed place. Please consult a diagram before attempting to play with one.

[–]cubemstr 7 points8 points ago

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Nobody I know find this picture as hilarious as I do. I lost my shit the first time I saw it.

[–]AKSasquatch 2 points3 points ago

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wow... to all these comments... just wow...

[–]vent543 5 points6 points ago

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as a female, I always see this, when you guys say that... http://i.imgur.com/SMogH.jpg

[–]Tidus4eva 5 points6 points ago

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I think the same way, also when someone says they slept with someone, I automatically think they fell asleep in bed with each other.

[–]justanothercommenter 22 points23 points ago

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When we say "slept" we mean "roofied."

That's called a "euphemism."

[–]vent543 4 points5 points ago

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it's nice to be innocent :)

[–]Zushii 5 points6 points ago

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You just do what you have watched people do for the last couple of years. Yes thats right.

[–]BulletStorm 4 points5 points ago

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Exactly, and it results in a "Holy shit, that actually works?" rather than a "I have no idea what I'm doing".

[–]dizneedave 1 point2 points ago

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Move over, Rover. I'll take over.

[–]Tashre 2 points3 points ago

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Just keep the protective eyewear on. You'll need it.

[–]Rab_Legend 1 point2 points ago

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Too true

[–]Holdmybeerwatchthis 2 points3 points ago

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You should wear boys pants they were specially designed for you, unlike the latter girls pants.

[–]CrazyMcfobo 0 points1 point ago

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Thats exactly what I said. "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING PLEASE HELP ME."

[–]parashuvincent 0 points1 point ago

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Happened to me last night. I really tried to hit the g stop and I could feel it but my fingers were to short and stuby so I could onlu feel but from my position I could only reach the edges. And then she said she couldn't do it and then I walked her home and that was about a mile.

[–]Salfriel 0 points1 point ago

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a lab in a lab. cute.

[–]SonsOfLiberty86 0 points1 point ago

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"Look at us, look at us! We had sexual relations!"

[–]kiwisdontbounce 0 points1 point ago

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I was extremely luck my first time. She was in my passenger's seat and I went down and started fingering her. The position (me drivers side her in passenger's) was such that when I went to finger her I just NAILED the "g-spot" and made that shit WORK. Had no idea what was going on but she said she'd never felt anything like it (she was a total slut).

[–]Mishkan 0 points1 point ago

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It's a hole, you stick things inside it, like jolly ranchers.

[–]JustAddAnS -1 points0 points ago

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girl's

[–]Stu_Pidasso -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Hinph -1 points0 points ago

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This pretty much sums up everything in my life...

[–]carltonbanx -3 points-2 points ago

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Upboats. What part of internet is that picture from? Is there more?