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[–]ilikeCRUNCHYturtles 22 points23 points ago

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The only reason I swear is because of reposts.

[–]applejak 3 points4 points ago

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I hadn't seen this one yet and I had a good laugh. So... fuck you?

[–]Ragnalypse 3 points4 points ago

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Is that... is that an old school spaniard? I thought these cards were like 60s, not 1600s

[–]maximeproficere[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Rules? There are no rules here.

[–]lastchancealfy 4 points5 points ago

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except to wait more than a week to repost

[–]grahvity 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TomTheNurse 1 point2 points ago

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I love it! My new FB status!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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DAE not even notice how much you or others swear? Its like fuck is simply the preamble to the sentence. And a pause. And the subject. And the verb.

[–]TheBlackSpank 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I think it's kind of bad when you offhandedly say fuck all the time. I keep worrying that I'm going to let it slip when I'm taking to my grandparents or a superior at work. I'm not so sure they'd be crazy-offended, but I'd feel like an ass.

[–]fucking_leverpostej 1 point2 points ago

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The only reason this picture is reposted so often is because fuck reddit.

... I guess.

[–]AllDizzle 5 points6 points ago

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I've seen this image like 30 times on reddit.

I get reposts happen, whatever. But for fucks sake this one has been posted so many damn times. STOP IT.

[–]maximeproficere[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Guess I'm not on enough. Sorry.

[–]Fleme 0 points1 point ago

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You can make up for that by using karmadecay before you post. Down with reposts.

[–]maximeproficere[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Good call. Will do next time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love using my sentence enhancers.

[–]whitew0lf 0 points1 point ago

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If i have to see this again, fuck you

[–]ghostcandy 0 points1 point ago*

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Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.

[–]milkasaurous -1 points0 points ago

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I'm from New Jersey and we swear.....A Lot... My girlfriend is not from New Jersey, but is moving here soon. She doesn't understand why I swear so often; I need to send her this.

[–]CancerikDime -1 points0 points ago

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"Fu*k you!" Thank you, I will. xD