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[–]Killbunny90210 97 points98 points ago

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Lurk like a butterfly

Vote like a bee

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[–]tarantulasaurus 45 points46 points ago

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Too bad Ali was shouting at Liston to get up, downvote out of context!

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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Much of reddit is used out of context.

[–]ike6116 -2 points-1 points ago

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came here to say this. Thank you!

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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I think I've only downvoted 1 or 2 posts on here. They were horrific posts, though. Seems like a lot of people on here are more than happy to downvote anything. I don't get it.

[–]GorgeousDumplings 23 points24 points ago

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They have to be pretty damn shitty for me to downvote,too. Your response? Not shitty. Here's an upvote.

[–]ThymeZone 5 points6 points ago

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Yea same here and I never like to downvote people who are below -5. I feel downvoting lower than that is like kicking someone when they're down.

[–]TarBarrel 1 point2 points ago

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That's the best time to kick them.

[–]redditallreddy -1 points0 points ago

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At least, the easiest. Don't have to lift foot very high, and has highest initial potential energy to final kinetic energy conversion.

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[–]TobyInHouston 8 points9 points ago

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i have a rape dungeon with children inside it :D

[–]alpacaBread -1 points0 points ago

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Jim Cunningham!?

[–]Hiredgoonthug 4 points5 points ago

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This is a dangerous place to write comments at the moment!

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[–]CriscoAndVaseline -1 points0 points ago

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Ali vs. Sonny Liston

[–]yellowstuff -3 points-2 points ago*

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Liston seemed to throw the fight- even Ali wasn't sure he connected on the punch that made Liston fall over . When you knock your opponent down you're supposed to go to your corner, but Ali was so pissed that he stood over Liston and screamed at him to get up.

I think its funny that such an iconic boxing photo is actually a picture of one boxer being a coward and the other being (understandably) very unprofessional.

[–]Sweddy -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone else automatically think of Jesse Pinkman now every time they read/hear 'BITCH'?

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[–]CunningLanguageUser -2 points-1 points ago

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I, also, like to live dangerously.

[–]TheLonelyLemon -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]NickBurnsCCG -5 points-4 points ago

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You're not nice and i don't like you.....

[–]veritasius -1 points0 points ago

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downvoters gonna downvote

[–]Adding_Machine -5 points-4 points ago

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Upvote for champ reference.

[–]roland333 -3 points-2 points ago

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Man thats a great font.

[–]Runyn -1 points0 points ago

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I only downvote people who say that having a soul patch is a positive.

[–]carlos118 -3 points-2 points ago

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Down vote ALL the things!

[–]I_can_only_say_PENIS -5 points-4 points ago

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PENIS

[–]ProjectileHerpes -5 points-4 points ago*

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I can't say that I've ever downvoted a thread into the negative.

EDIT: These might just be the most unexpected downvotes I've ever received. Oddly fitting, I suppose, for this type of thread. Carry on Reddit, let it rain.

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[–]arniegrape -5 points-4 points ago

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I don't like this for several reasons. As tarantulasaurus said, he was telling Liston to get up, not stay down. Secondly, Ali didn't need to fall back to using profanity. He was far funnier and better than that. I dunno. It just irks me.

[–]alx3m -3 points-2 points ago

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60/84 comments are downvoted, a new reddit record anyone?

[–]Chachoregard -5 points-4 points ago

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COMMENT RESONANCE! WE HAVE COMMENT RESONANCE! EVERYONE EVACUATE!

[–]Uehen -2 points-1 points ago

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Ali was yelling at him to get back up. It was supposed to be a huge fight and he knocked him out in the first round. That picture is him standing over Liston telling him to stand back up and fight.

[–]Blakwulf -5 points-4 points ago

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My understanding is that Ali looks super pissed off in this picture because Sonny took a dive.

[–]Dongface -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]FreshFruitCup -4 points-3 points ago

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NO REALLY. tell us how you really feel.

[–]Gordondel -5 points-4 points ago

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This joke is everyday on reddit, get your own fucking sense of humor.

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