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[–]1000Steps 9 points10 points ago

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If Blue Label is water can I get a pool in my backyard?

[–]gimpwiz 2 points3 points ago

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Get green instead. Don't be fooled by the prices.

[–]proggR 2 points3 points ago

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Its true. I've had each one except gold and so far green is my favorite and much more worth the price. Try blue once to say you have and then never buy it again.

[–]NorthernerWuwu 2 points3 points ago

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Well, or something completely different that's not in the Johnny Walker line at all. The Blue really is pretty good but for that price I can get many other scotches that are flat out stunning. Or, of course, a whole lot of a scotch that is just as good.

[–]gimpwiz 0 points1 point ago

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For the price of blue, I'd get three-four good single malts... maybe one day I'll be rich enough to spend $200+ on a single bottle of booze, but that day ain't yet.

(r/scotch for all your scotch needs.)

[–]NorthernerWuwu 2 points3 points ago

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I have the fortune of being fairly old.

We (bar/restaurant staff or ex-) used to bet bottle of Macallan's 25yr as a standard. At the time (80s through '00) it was pricey but not silly. You'd lose one in five or whatever and the rest of the time we'd drink the bottle together anyhow. The cost was ~$100 or maybe $200 tops... we didn't care much when we were earning well and one didn't lose enough, if ever, to matter.

Now? Fuck everything about $500+ for a two six of scotch.

[–]JonMEdwards 14 points15 points ago

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Lol first comment on that one is "repost"

[–]JonMEdwards 1 point2 points ago

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First and only.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hhqhahqhahahahahahhaahhhahahahahhaha thought my computer wasnt loading. Love it love ot

[–]Desper 0 points1 point ago

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This post is strangely similar to the thread from r/magictcg about a Magic: The Gathering drinking game!

Thread in question

[–]bobmystery 5 points6 points ago

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Oh like that guy could ever afford Green or Blue... COME ON!

[–]gimpwiz 2 points3 points ago

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Gold costs more than green, I think, but green is the best.

[–]jasonlitka 4 points5 points ago

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You had better not have mixed those...

[–]Heathenforhire 3 points4 points ago

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I love how the heart is black.

[–]kinshark 2 points3 points ago

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On a recent trip to Baltimore, a bar was having a special on "Captain Planet" shots. I wish I remember what was in them...but their powers combined have clouded my memory.

[–]esssssss 1 point2 points ago

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Which bar?

[–]kinshark 1 point2 points ago

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I think it was called Bay Cafe.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 2 points3 points ago

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Shouldn't that be Earth, Fire, Water, Air and Phlogiston?

[–]polyconsoler 1 point2 points ago

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Nice try Johann Joachim Becher!

[–]Aruvax 2 points3 points ago

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By the powers combined, I am now drunk off my ass!

[–]nesatt 1 point2 points ago

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If someone drank all the bottles and survived, they surely would have super human powers.

[–]haux 1 point2 points ago

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Johhnie Walker Swing is my favorite. I like it more than Blue.

[–]bob-a-fett 1 point2 points ago

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Are those shoes on his feet or necrosis?

[–]oaki 0 points1 point ago

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Some people call them "socks". Others may call them "foot sleeping bags".

[–]Markaz 0 points1 point ago

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you have a black heart

[–]_Synth_ 0 points1 point ago

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I like how he's entirely composed of right angles.

[–]Oceanfap 0 points1 point ago

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ty for posting this it's the funniest thing I've seen all damn year, I really have no idea why but I'm fucking crying here.

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

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re-re-re-re-repost

[–]blazems 0 points1 point ago

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lulz

[–]KneeGrowPlees -1 points0 points ago

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Wow an unfunny repost! This site rocks!

[–]The_Total_Focus -1 points0 points ago

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the kids don't understand why I love tecN0

[–]downneck -1 points0 points ago

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Shitty Scotch Man?