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[–]ItsMylesNotMiles 62 points63 points ago

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What if that door leads to the only bathroom in the entire building?

[–]theghostofme 55 points56 points ago

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I would have no qualms deucing off the roof then.

[–]I_Laugh_At_Bad_Jokes 53 points54 points ago

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[–]rmcsc 17 points18 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]confusedowl 18 points19 points ago

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Who?

[–]CSFFlame -1 points0 points ago

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That was actually funny though...

[–]HaxorusOG 13 points14 points ago

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Then this post would be in r/nosleep

[–]Korkymann 28 points29 points ago

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More like r/nopiss. amiright

[–]grasspopper[!] 1 point2 points ago

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No handlebars means you're supposed to piss outside and be on your way through the other door.

[–]GreenDay75 1 point2 points ago

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Everything would come out on the walk up.

[–]donkeyrocket 37 points38 points ago

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What no wheelchair ramp?

[–]Ohh_Yeah 10 points11 points ago

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NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NOPE.

[–]rmcsc 48 points49 points ago

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[–]Pyroman230 7 points8 points ago

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That quality.

[–]kael13 1 point2 points ago

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I find that top comment pretty amusing. I'd say that Mr. Bean brand of slapstick humour was more popular in the early 90s British tea-time slot than it would be now.

Edit: Wow, that's Angus Deayton as the pool guy.

[–]thepaganapostle 36 points37 points ago

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This was first thought.

[–]de_fa 2 points3 points ago

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Guess we are in two.

[–]JudgementTime 1 point2 points ago

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Make that three.

[–]bstampl1 1 point2 points ago

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Fantastic film

[–]nospr 1 point2 points ago

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What film is that?

[–]thepaganapostle 2 points3 points ago

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[–]kiss-kiss 0 points1 point ago

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I was just thinking the same thing!

[–]RepostOhMeter 22 points23 points ago

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DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Scarbane 4 points5 points ago

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Alright then.

[–]Dracovitch 1 point2 points ago

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I have never seen this. Real laughter was produced. you have earned this upvote.

[–]woofertweeter 11 points12 points ago

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I was gonna ask if anybody had more info about this, but then I remembered it's 2011 and we have Google. Thanks, Google.

(This is "Beautiful Steps #2" by Swiss artists/architects Lang & Baumann. You can find the piece by snooping around their slab of flash website if you want.)

[–]MjolnirMK86 7 points8 points ago

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Well that makes so much more sense now. There's no functionality and practicality in that what-so-ever.

[–]phasmy 7 points8 points ago

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lol architects.

[–]homageofreason 11 points12 points ago

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troll architects.

[–]MjolnirMK86 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly!!!

[–]Razormaid 4 points5 points ago

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Reminds me of Portal 2

[–]shockzila 4 points5 points ago

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NOT EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE

[–]mulvad 2 points3 points ago

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I live right across the street from this building. I can see the doors right where I'm sitting now, so no they are not photoshopped :)

The doors are a piece of art by Sabina Lang and Daniel Baumann and has no real application (they don't actually lead to anywhere). They were recently taken down, but has now been reinstalled in a new white finish.

[–]dmiller6590 2 points3 points ago

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pics or it didn't happen.

[–]wytewydow 0 points1 point ago

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that fits the conclusion I came to in my head.

[–]CerpinTaxes 5 points6 points ago

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  1. The doors aren't real

  2. That's a solid concrete pillar, there's nothing inside (except concrete).

[–]Wonkey37 2 points3 points ago

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I'm afraid just looking at that.

[–]Satanic_Mage 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of Beneath a Steel Sky.

[–]callmesire 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bSZXucTH4A

Star Wars Family Guy comes to mind^

[–]getoffthebike 2 points3 points ago

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[–]BigRick90 11 points12 points ago

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Taking off the first "N" makes it "OPENOPENOPEN..." Subliminal messaging?

[–]maku450 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ Cannot unsee.

[–]auron89 2 points3 points ago

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Ugh, reminds me of that stair in Spirited Away.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 15 points16 points ago

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[–]asciiman2000 4 points5 points ago

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Can I get a railing over here please? I'm scared of heights and even looking at that from the ground makes me woozy.

[–]Tbau5 1 point2 points ago

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Nope

[–]tomoom165 1 point2 points ago

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I'd walk on it.

[–]MADBAKER 1 point2 points ago

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is this real? if so where is this?

[–]natarem 0 points1 point ago

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Congress Hall in Biel, Switzerland

[–]fizzl 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of a scene in Spirited Away.

[–]itemforty 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still freaked out from seeing that.

[–]TJAiii 2 points3 points ago

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I tried to put on a seat belt seeing that, on my couch.

[–]Smeagol3000 1 point2 points ago

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This is better than having a panic room. If someone were trying to kidnap and/or kill you, at least one or two of them would fall off that thing while chasing you.

[–]Farn 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like something that would appear in a Hitman game.

[–]honestdick 1 point2 points ago

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Pledge stairs. Better known as intern stairs in the business world.

[–]Lampmonster1 1 point2 points ago

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You know how when people have a lot of money and influence there are those brown nosing sycophants that will do anything to spend time in their presence, as if they could make money just by being around them? If I was that wealthy that would be the only way those kind of people could get to my office. I would have a normal door for myself and normal people.

[–]ToastTopher 1 point2 points ago

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Hell no! Not even if the building was on fire

[–]nick041 1 point2 points ago

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It'd be shitty if that door didn't open and the other one locked when closed. Fuck your life at that point.

[–]dimitrideas 1 point2 points ago

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Not even once.

[–]ColonicIrritation 1 point2 points ago

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Those are probably quite slippery in winter.

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

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"For men with balls of steel only"

[–]Nevens 1 point2 points ago

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Heights aren't nearly as bad as people make them out to be. It's no different than walking up a regular set of stairs.

[–]robhol 0 points1 point ago

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Fear of heights is irrational.

Fear of falling, on the other hand...

[–]Nevens 0 points1 point ago

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Losing your balance or falling down when you are paying attention to what you are doing is fairly uncommon.

[–]johnf420 0 points1 point ago

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I would actually want to try these out. Might be a little freaky but quite a good adrenalin rush.

[–]AnalBurns 1 point2 points ago

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Goddamn Chuck Testa got me again

[–]cowpeep 1 point2 points ago

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I suppose a railing is out of the question.

[–]HRedH 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck got vertigo just thinking about it.

[–]Smofo 9 points10 points ago

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Repost

[–]woooooh 13 points14 points ago

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recomment

[–]Caligineus 8 points9 points ago

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Okay, but seriously - the OP didn't even change the post title. This was a purposeful repost. The worst kind of repost.

[–]woooooh 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just kidding. Reposts bothered me at first, but some people haven't seen some posts that are good. Should it never be posted again? If so, it'll likely be buried and forgotten. In the end, who cares.

[–]SolidDexter 0 points1 point ago

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I usually don't care about reposts, but not even the title was change which makes it seem like the repost was intentional.

[–]Sh8y_L8y 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Cool_and_the_Gang 4 points5 points ago

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How the devil did they get those close up pictures from that angle?

[–]teraflop 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Xujhan 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you for introducing me to this amazing band! <3

[–]NopeNotTrue 2 points3 points ago

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Ha!

[–]runningrabbit 2 points3 points ago

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Came expecting Chuck Testa, left happier.

[–]efraim 1 point2 points ago

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This absolutely belongs in r/funny. Because it's funny.

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

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wat?

[–]Passivephil 0 points1 point ago

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Those doors open to the outside? NOPE.

[–]PsychoBugler 0 points1 point ago

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There's actually two doors like this on my university's student union building... Except there's no ladder or stairs leading to them. They're impossible to climb to. I'll never understand them.

[–]TJAiii 0 points1 point ago*

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Jump gravity up +120/mps, still no chance.

[–]bill_nydus 0 points1 point ago

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The real question is: Who took those fucking pictures? Superman?

[–]atom631 0 points1 point ago

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Why?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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... or ... "This is what happens when you don't clear your design with the engineers"

[–]Beanz94 0 points1 point ago

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Just lean right. You, though - not me.

[–]FaerieStories 0 points1 point ago

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It's actually an art installation.

[–]patrickaaron 0 points1 point ago

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It'd be a great place for a fap, considering nobody else would be coming out to bother you. Plus when your about to finish you can try aiming at the boss's car or a random pedestrian.

[–]colonelfarva 0 points1 point ago

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This picture has been submitted with the exact same title many times! :(

[–]NudistOnStrike 0 points1 point ago

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You probably thought this stairway was going to have a railing on it...

[–]Diagonaldog 0 points1 point ago

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Great place for a smoke break.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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NMOTHERFUCKINGOP!

[–]amacleod426 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure I played that level in Half-Life...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yep

[–]redditcontrol 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile in the room of requirement

[–]TheDamnAngel 0 points1 point ago

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Great, now my palms are sweating.

[–]calmkat 0 points1 point ago

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you have fear, i have cardboard wings

[–]SexTiger 0 points1 point ago

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I had a dream once where the only way off this 20 story building was down a staircase like this. I fell off after the first set of steps.

[–]Lord_Mudcrab 0 points1 point ago

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I've played enough Dark Souls to see where this is going.

[–]GameDrain 0 points1 point ago

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Ooops! I left my phone back in that one room. wait, now the door's locked... so's this one...

well fuck.

[–]My_College 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost. With the exact same title. And it is not a real door. Just art.

[–]Mr_Moosey 0 points1 point ago

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Spirited away comes to mind.

[–]jimbon3r 0 points1 point ago

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it's just chuck testa.

[–]jdsamford 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Super Mario Bros. 2, for some reason.

[–]rmcsc 0 points1 point ago

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The doors that led you to the other dimension! Yes!

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[–]fisticuffsmanship 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sure the wind blowing at this height wouldn't make for a very comfortable climb

[–]dscdn -1 points0 points ago

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This shouldn't exist ever. What use could this serve?

[–]iGotChubs4You -5 points-4 points ago

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It's fucking photoshopped.

[–]Athene_Wins -1 points0 points ago

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The room is filled with vast amounts of riches... The only catch is that you die if you try to enter.