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[–]BurningLed 49 points50 points ago

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I guess you could say she was...

sunglasses

R'lyeh surprised.

YEA~H!

[–]jacKofKats 7 points8 points ago

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Yo! My Shub-Niggurath...

[–]jacKofKats 5 points6 points ago

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Cthulhu FTANG !

[–]someuser_321 3 points4 points ago*

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And I bet he was a really...
sunglasses
deep one!

[–]Karmaworks 16 points17 points ago

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Fucking cthulhu coming to our dimension, molesting our kids :@

[–]TheKostiuk 5 points6 points ago

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Antoine warned us

[–]jacKofKats 2 points3 points ago

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We didn't beLevi him...

[–]jacKofKats 0 points1 point ago

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Well at least he kept it Constant.

[–]iBrick 8 points9 points ago

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What's with the punctuation?

[–]soyabstemio 4 points5 points ago

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Multidimensional.

[–]ScSmithers 1 point2 points ago

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I never realized how annoying it could be when all commas look like periods.

[–]Enterice 3 points4 points ago

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Why. do. you. say. that?

[–]isotope123 0 points1 point ago

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Cause I have to pause after every word! :@

[–]amyts 1 point2 points ago

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Perhaps it is the Shatner Period at work?

[–]OmniSmilie 7 points8 points ago

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[–]jacKofKats 5 points6 points ago

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Many users don't know who Cthulhu is... So they just shuggoth these comments...

[–]ENKC 5 points6 points ago

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Success on reddit requires shallow references, instead of these deep ones.

[–]jacKofKats 0 points1 point ago

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Those who are brain dead, can easily lie...

[–]TheChocolateLava 3 points4 points ago

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Can someone link me to the one about bears?

[–]where_god_now 1 point2 points ago

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[–]HurriKaneJG 1 point2 points ago

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Dear lord! 5,000 girls a year!? That's more than 10 a day. Cthulhu works fast!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]John_Barleycorn 1 point2 points ago

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I actually laughed out loud at this one. Well played, internet.

[–]BetaBug 0 points1 point ago

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This got a proper laugh.

Ah, good times.

[–]username_redacted 0 points1 point ago

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He was actually quite deep.

[–]cherrymaelstrom 0 points1 point ago

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My best friend lost her sanity to Cthulhu. Thank you for spreading awareness of this problem.

[–]WhenInDoubtGoWithCC 0 points1 point ago

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TIL cthulhu can type English.

[–]godin_sdxt 0 points1 point ago

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predation

[–]bigbillhell85 0 points1 point ago

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What's with. All the. Periods?.

[–]vostok412 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't this more likely lead to tearing the room apart to find the money?

[–]TheSpoonHimself 0 points1 point ago

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With punctuation like that I expected Rorschach to be her date.

[–]southAfRknCraka 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else notice this looks exactly like doom? Even the emblem is like id's.

[–]jacKofKats 0 points1 point ago

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OMG THAT'S SUCH AN OLD ONE !

[–]CthuluHoops 0 points1 point ago

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great old ones lol

[–]Bilibond 0 points1 point ago

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I remember the report on dateline, "to catch an Eldritch monstrocity slumbering within the endless void."

[–]Mark_Lincoln -1 points0 points ago

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Don't trust anyone in advertising they are dedicated to brainwashing you.

Don't trust anyone who advertises, they hire people to make you unhappy with yourself and brainwash you into buying what they are selling.