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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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"Unknowingly sits under TV in restaurant"

"Boosts self esteem"

[–]shobewaka 6 points7 points ago

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Classy place.

[–]live_wire_ -1 points0 points ago

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I'd already gone through security.

[–]Babywolf 4 points5 points ago

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I was eating alone at a restaurant one night. It's pretty empty but then this group of guys comes in and sits at the other side of the restaurant. For about fifteen minutes I see this one kinda cute guy keep looking at me and smiling. Finally I gather up my courage, look him in the eye and smile, he opens his mouth to say something... he asks for the own to turn the t.v. up.

[–]goddit 2 points3 points ago

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I work at Chili's. I got off work recently and was watching a Green Bay game on the TV with a friend and the only guy at the bar tried to start a fight with me.

He was wasted and thought I was gay. . . Drama ensued.

[–]shyloque 3 points4 points ago

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you have tv's in restaurants...?

[–]oystn 1 point2 points ago

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My thoughts exactly.

[–]CovertAI 1 point2 points ago

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people point at me

AWWWW YEEEEAAAAHHHHH

[–]judgemebymyusername 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you're not very observant then.