After seeing countless dumb ass posts get upvoted to infinity for peoples Cake Days, and every single one I've posted today has been buried, I have a message for Reddit

IAmtheHullabaloo · 10 months

I watched this for far too long, reveling in your butthurt.

Toptomcat · 10 months

You submitted ONE OTHER THING today- a repost from two days ago in the same subreddit it originated in!

heteroptera · 10 months

Well, you sure do give a lot of flying fucks.

dietotaku · 10 months

also posted to r/pics, r/gifs and... r/gif? we needed a singular and plural subreddit?

laneage · 10 months

I watched that for a while hoping for a "You're cool" to sneak in there.

magister0 · 10 months

No one cares if it's your "reddit birthday." Eat my shit. I downvoted this submission gleefully. Then I viewed your history, saw that you'd reposted this worthless submission three other times, and I downvoted those. Yes, I'm aware that downvoting something when you're viewing a user's history doesn't actually downvote it, so I opened the submissions individually. They were already at 0 karma, so it didn't matter, but I can't in good conscience fail to punish you for behaving so terribly. This isn't even the right subreddit. Everything you do is shit. I'd like to take a dump directly into your mouth.

beanso · 10 months

Oh fuck off, you karma whore.

sigloiv · 10 months

Funny, I was thinking about making a submission about how I got more karma for cake day than I think I ever have.

Sheldy13 · 10 months

This gif has captured exactly what I see when trying to drive somewhere in a hurry in downtown Austin, Texas at 5pm.

jetlags · 10 months

And you care about karma why?

gidgetsflow · 10 months

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Sparklechu · 10 months

Someone's bitter.

Kateysomething · 10 months

In all fairness, the only other thing you've posted today was...this .gif. Like, 6 different times.

HaroldHood · 10 months

Congratulations, you have helped kill Reddit.

I don't care about your Reddit birthday. If you really want karma that badly just stick your middle finger in your peehole and post that picture.

Oh Reddit, why must we fight like this.

Hardeyhar · 10 months

This site has gone to shit. I hate you all.

CantankerousPete · 10 months

The only thing more tedious than someone milking their shitty 'birthday' post is someone who feels they should get voted up to kngdom come because their crap is so much more worth reading.

lindameetyoko · 10 months

Reddit is dying.

PsychSuffix · 10 months

Hell yes!!

All my posts were also repressed!

TheoreticalFunk · 10 months

It's my Reddit birthday. Posted two things, not a one upvote... So I'm with you.

DrKaota · 10 months

Everything that you have done here today has been a colossal waste of everyones time. Please do not reproduce.

reginaldfairfield · 10 months

About 18-20 minutes in it says "I love you".

finallymadeanaccount · 10 months

OP is getting crankier as he gets older ...

Marsupian · 10 months

I think there was a message in there somewhere but I didn't quite pick it up.

EarthRester · 10 months

Not /r/WTF.

shockfyre · 10 months

So you post an equally dumbass post? Hypocrites FTW

L0stm4n · 10 months

Buried? WTF is this Digg? GTFO!

quadeo · 10 months

just watched this while iTunes was playing Lux Aeterna, that was pretty epic.

steakmm · 10 months

I did nothing for my cake day, it was so special.

xitlhooq · 10 months

This is not WTF, but he posted this on other subreddits, and did no get upvotes. And he did not post anything else today. And he's frontpage. Don't want to sound meta, but WTF WTF community.

mothmilk · 10 months

If it makes you feel any better, my cake day post was downvoted into oblivion with people bitching about how they hate cake day posts.

diduknowitsme · 10 months

Why do you care if you get upvoted? Never understood the superficiality of being "acknowledged" in a virtual community. Life goes on.

yousefk · 10 months

Someone needs to make this side-by-side 3D and upload it to youtube.

XtortionBear · 10 months

This isn't WTF and you're a karmawhore.

For everyone who's downvoting... I don't give a fuck about my karma. But I do give a fuck about the integrity of this subreddit. There was nothing 'WTF' about this submission. Do you really want this subreddit being watered down with this tripe?

butistilldontgetit · 10 months

Feeling better now?

lostwolf · 10 months

you forgot a few subreddits where you could have posted this also

cigerect · 10 months

This really does not belong in /r/WTF.

ApatheticDeveloper · 10 months

Same thing happened to me. Everyone on this site can go fuck themselves ;)

A_Texas_Toaster · 10 months

i dont care if someone has a cake, i dont upvote unless its good, funny content, like this

darkangelx · 10 months

Its a rollercoaster of win!

fundamentals · 10 months

The music to the opening titles in Superman was playing in my head.

sudohigh · 10 months

That was more than "a" message... Prolly closer to 80 or 90. [6]

xvtx · 10 months

Your what hurts?

crushmagnet · 10 months

Xanex

deathsquaddesign · 10 months

Buried... haha, Digg speak.

slothzen · 10 months

reddit is srs biz

Hamster536 · 10 months

The only way you are getting a ton of karma on this day is if you do the following: Make sure the cake is near your username in the morning.Buy a puppy and take picture of puppy then post it to r/aww while showing off your new body obtained by using r/fitness. Also throw in your wife left you for a man of a different racial ethnicity. You found this all out on her Facebook page while cooking a dinner you got from r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuud. Oh, and if you really wanna hit the motherload post something about eating Nutella while faping.

CDelane · 10 months

Hoar:\

Versailles · 10 months

I made a lovely video on my cake day of my old cat doing tricks and received a net two upvotes. So fuck you, too.

Katnipz · 10 months

After seeing countless dumb ass posts complaining about not being upvoted and then having those upvoted rather then real content, I have a message for those assholes.

fastslowfast · 10 months

And on this day, there emminated a cry throughout the kingdom, a cry so vile that the gods dare not know it lest it be spake aloud. And the king sent forth a decree declaring that in the land of reddit there shall only be upvotes thus banishing downvotes from this day forth. And the people rejoiced and danced until they could no more. Children joyously presented flowers to the new upvote reddit throne and it was good. Those who would dare to violate the king's edict would be banished to the land of digg where there is much aimless wandering in the vast wasteland at hand throughout eternity. And all was good from that day forward in the kingdom of reddit.

[deleted] · 10 months

¿QUE?

kingconorisking · 10 months

My page didn't load and then when it finally did, I forgot which link I clicked. Made me feel bad :(

SL8Rfan · 10 months

attaboy!

myshtuff · 10 months

Is it just me or does it keep getting faster?

[deleted] · 10 months

If it helps, my cake day was yesterday, and I only noticed with an hour left on the cake because I was TAing and proctoring exams all the day before.

facecloud · 10 months

cool - did you make this yourself? If so, how?

darkon · 10 months

Fuck karma. Why do you even care?

Decman · 10 months

"If it at first you don't succeed..."

MikeyToo · 10 months

I got no votes for my cake day posting. Zero. They even took away the default 1 upvote.

slothfulgod · 10 months

This gif is one of the top posts of all time on spacedicks

aGorilla · 10 months

If you like reddit that much, might I suggest Digg.com as an alternative? If that's not good enough, try Fark.com.

dvsaura · 10 months

at the end of the clip, there is a cake.

[deleted] · 10 months

You're no better.

jt004c · 10 months

I understand this is a joke, but just to help avoid hurt feelings, there's something everyone needs to understand:

For every post that hits the frontpage for any reason, there were hundreds just like it that do not. If it happens to be something novel, that's not going to be an easy ticket either.

If you see five cute puppys-eating-ice-cream pics, don't bother heading to the ice cream section. There are already 2,000 other people snapping their photos.

Reddit is like the network effect on hyperdrive. The numbers have grown too big to have any kind of serious expectation that a single post will climb, regardless of its merit.

eternalkerri · 10 months

you magnificent bastard

Carsizzle · 10 months

"Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you; I'm out!"

Olukon · 10 months

This is just as bad as what you were complaining about. The path to true frontpage glory isn't made from butthurt, but instead OC, great stories, and breaking news...and sometimes cats.

Chester_Copperpot_ · 10 months

lightspeed

columbine · 10 months

You're part of the problem.

MrBoog · 10 months

Throw enough pasta at the wall and eventually something will stick

mikeynez · 10 months

I share this sentiment. I only posted one thing, but still.

slomotion · 10 months

I wish reddit would get rid of the cakes. I just encourages people to upvote the most inane shit just for their stupid fuckin cakeday.

NutellaFish · 10 months

This is the most mesmerizing thing I have ever seen.

OzymandiasReborn · 10 months

were you also, perchance, the man walkin' round town?

toysjoe · 10 months

I wish I could somehow box this gif and give it to everybody I meet.

Chronique13 · 10 months

I thought it was going to be a big wall of text..at least you saved us that

pgan91 · 10 months

What? you want to irritate me? WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF AND HAVE AN UPVOTE

BeefPieSoup · 10 months

I downvoted you for you being the thing you hate.

cole1114 · 10 months

Seriously, who gives a shit about cakedays? Hooray, you've wasted just as much time on reddit as the people who share your cakeday. Whoop-de-shitting-doo.

Edit: I was secretly hoping it was my cakeday so I could edit this after a few comments. Damn you October 23 being two days from now!

Moishaha · 10 months

Oh yeah?

dariusj18 · 10 months

You know, I believe I may have seen you driving around the town. Hrm, yes, that was you, with the girl I love wasn't it. Indeed.

dvdmarc12 · 10 months

Excuse me for my undeniable stupidity, but what is a "Cake Day"?

[deleted] · 10 months

that felt like snorting a lori

max2grand · 10 months

I agree. I'm sick of this shit.

BigVoter · 10 months

This is the message that never ends it goes on and on my friends!!! This is the message that never ends it goes on and on my friends!!! This is the message that never ends it goes on and on my friends!!!... Ect....

matlick · 10 months

Don't bother commenting when there's already 500+ comments.

Zouski · 10 months

Well fuck you too!

armless_robber · 10 months

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool and fuck you. I'm out"

Ciphermind · 10 months

Happy Cake Day.
Fuck you too you karma-whore.

multiplesifl · 10 months

I don't usually upvote for people's cake day alone. But when I do, it's for this guy. :P

MSpainting · 10 months

How can you people like the blatant karma whoring? Are you're standards that low?

cravf · 10 months

Wow!

YaoSlap · 10 months

Please can we take away the cake. This is fucking retarded. No one cares it's your Reddit birthday.

Zoro11031 · 10 months

You're a fucking idiot.

MystX · 10 months

The fact that this is on the front page sort of proves OPs point, doesn't it?

igor6661 · 10 months

Why is this under WTF and is this supposed to be ironic?

palsh7 · 10 months

No, fuck you.

There are hundreds of thousands of Redditors. Every day of the year, there are about 2,000 Redditors whose "Cake Day" it is. "Every one" of your bullshit posts were downvoted? GOOD! So should this one have been! Just like all of the "countless dumb ass posts that get upvoted to infinity" which have annoyed you in the past. I hoped that when r/reddit.com was closed, these "birthday" posts would end. Apparently not.

What, when it's them it's annoying but when it's you it's an entitlement?

Fuck You.

p.s. cool gif

nazzurro · 10 months

My God, it's full of slurs!

Jeffmonkey · 10 months

Finally someone says it!

Kadmilos · 10 months

Hmm was it just me or did anybody else find that soothing?

Oryx · 10 months

I stopped posting when my karma hit a nice even number. Why even bother.

jvslacker · 10 months

Fuck yeah, fuck Reddit

InstantHellMurder · 10 months

It's nothing personal. I just find the term and the idea of "cakeday" obnoxious, so I downvote every "cakeday" post on principle.

Noobinabox · 10 months

This reminds me of Super Smash Bros credits.

Itsonlyzero · 10 months

The Merry Go Fuck.

mattybell2117 · 10 months

No sir,

Fuck you.

cgfromtexas · 10 months

Have an ironic upvote and Chicken Lytle's Look of Disapproval.

mkicon · 10 months

http://www.fuckreddit.com/

34Heartstach · 9 months

Yep...

rubikscubefreak · 10 months

Okay, but tell us how you really feel.

Brisco_County_III · 10 months

"FUCK YOU IT'S MY TURNNNNN"

In related news, that is indeed a pretty sweet gif.

Mako_Eyes · 10 months

1,132 upvotes from people saying "YEAH, FUCK US"

that_black_guy · 10 months

Upvote for most amazing gif

Bronan_the_Brobarian · 10 months

Fuck you forever

5ends · 10 months

You get a Fuck you and you get a Fuck you and you get a Fuck you.....

fernannipoo · 10 months

Wait...what are you trying to say here?

elizzybeth · 10 months

The rules for r/pics were updated recently to specifically prohibit birthday posts (see 5.1). Maybe that's why.

senfood · 10 months

hapy cak dey brah

RangerSix · 10 months

Congratulations, you made it to the front page!

Halrenna · 10 months

This looks really cool. Keeping it. Up vote, happy Reddit birthday, thanks, etc.

SynthemescTheX · 10 months

Get this man some karma.

Flexo1 · 10 months

You are a LIAR! Your last submission was 2 days ago except for this one which is okay but not worth getting bitter about.

yyx9 · 10 months

Upvote for justified rage and awesome gif.

Supreme333 · 10 months

Getting mad at reedit works

faceless_one · 10 months

Immediately was reminded of this

[deleted] · 10 months

you should let us know where you are so we can call you a WHAAAAAAAAAmbulance

wastedturtle · 10 months

Look at the amount of fucks this guy gives.. Upvote for making a point. You have my vote.

retroxity · 10 months

I had a cake day and didn't even mention it.

j_mort · 10 months

Bawww someone give me attention.

FatalMegalomaniac · 10 months

I know how you feel. I made like 3 posts on my cake-day. I don't think any of them got a single upvote.

Feels bad man.

Dunge · 10 months

What a retard

CupboardNinja · 10 months

I don't appreciate sore losers. Downvoted.

WTF

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