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[–]CoolStarryBras 46 points47 points ago

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...why has nobody done this and filmed it for my entertainment yet?

[–]thatbabyatemydingo 4 points5 points ago

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Pretty weird if you were on the receiving end while stoned or drunk...or naked.

[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 16 points17 points ago

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Why would you answer the door on Halloween in any of those conditions?

[–]PsychoDuck 31 points32 points ago

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Hey, you party your way, I party my way

[–]HaveTwoBananas 6 points7 points ago

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Why always party your way, and never my way?

[–]rhamphorhynchus 7 points8 points ago

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I would totally answer the door under two of those conditions. I mean, I think I can responsibly handle myself when the situation calls for it. I'm not excessive.

But I wouldn't answer the door drunk. That sets a bad example for the kids.

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 2 points3 points ago

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Good call on that last one. Naked is a much better example for the kids.

[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 2 points3 points ago

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Don't worry about that, he's not excessive. They won't even notice he's naked.

[–]Relatioshipdestroyer 0 points1 point ago

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if someone was giving away free candy

[–]reeelax 0 points1 point ago

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Why can't one be stoned on Halloween?

[–]josh13x 2 points3 points ago

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[–]esap120 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Camayd 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on it. Filming means breaking character though so just know it will be done!

[–]Servious 17 points18 points ago

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Really old story, put to pictures.

[–]spanky6 38 points39 points ago

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Repost?

[–]fLatLinE- 22 points23 points ago

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Repost!

[–]UrinalPooper 21 points22 points ago

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Riposte!!

[–]fauxtoe 9 points10 points ago

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Invade!

[–]Skylarity 4 points5 points ago

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fauxtoe invades UrinalPooper

UrinalPooper is frightened

[–]splooshy 1 point2 points ago

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Parry!

[–]HeyLookANarwhal 3 points4 points ago

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MLIA->Most Average Post

[–]Brattain 9 points10 points ago

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This comic was made by a Redditor and based on a MetaFilter comment.

[–]platinumjudge 3 points4 points ago

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if i had a nickel for everytime ive heard this... I could retire and live comfortably... in mexico... in a cave...

[–]Dr_VanNostrand 4 points5 points ago*

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I have done this and have video.....it's hilarious! Actually that was originally written when I did it.....and we had the same set-up.....probably not us....but what if....

[–]DelmarM 2 points3 points ago

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well?

[–]Dr_VanNostrand 1 point2 points ago

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Well what?

[–]Paxjax 3 points4 points ago

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The video?

[–]NonPermissive 1 point2 points ago

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What about it?

[–]Camayd 1 point2 points ago

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Link mo fo link.

[–]Dr_VanNostrand 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I'll post it to YouTube and link it

[–]Gods_of_War 8 points9 points ago

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Repost! Not sure how many times I've actually seen this.

[–]PDX4Life 7 points8 points ago

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I hadn't seen it. Some people enjoy reposts.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't seen child porn. Some people enjoy seeing child porn. That doesn't mean it's moral to post it.

[–]wanking_furiously -1 points0 points ago

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I think I saw it posted yesterday, and a week ago.

[–]BordomBeThyName 0 points1 point ago

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I often wonder how many times this is going to be reposted before the entire internet has seen it. It's already making the top couple pages twice a day or so.

[–]Gods_of_War 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I see it or hear about it every couple days. It's getting a little annoying.

[–]arfcom 3 points4 points ago

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I thought this story was going to end in rape.

[–]z0mbieraid 1 point2 points ago

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we're doing this at my college on Halloween. I've never been more frightened.

[–]Renmauzuo 3 points4 points ago

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What are you going to do if their door opens outward?

[–]GeorgeLiquor 3 points4 points ago

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I've never been to a house with a door that swung out.

[–]vinfx 6 points7 points ago

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Screen doors.

[–]Renmauzuo 0 points1 point ago

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My house has one. =( Though my front entrance has two doors: The "main one swings in but there's also a smaller door that swings out. Maybe it's a local thing, as a few of my neighbors (in Chicago) have out going doors as well.

[–]PDX4Life 1 point2 points ago

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doors almost never swing outwards because you could get locked in if there was a snowstorm. That or an angry mob who barricades your door and sets the house on fire. It could happen.

[–]crackofdawn 0 points1 point ago

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Probably skip the house I'd imagine.

[–]Aww_Shucks 0 points1 point ago

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"Fuck! All these houses have screen doors!"

[–]vinfx 0 points1 point ago

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Please get someone to video it and post the result.

[–]iGotChubs4You 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a Greg here? I'm looking for a Greg.

[–]-Downvote 0 points1 point ago

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Tom?

[–]iGotChubs4You 0 points1 point ago

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GREG?

[–]xXL3GACY 0 points1 point ago

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I definitely have to do this sometime, bookmarked for now. I might even do it this Halloween...

[–]oldsecondhand 0 points1 point ago

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Must have really light door. We've just installed a new front door and it's around 100 kg.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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but.. the kids as for a trick or treat.. we are supposed to trick or treat them.

[–]thequizzicaleyebrow 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder If I'm one of the only people here that have done this? Me and my group of friends saw this comic last year,(Go reposts!) and thought it would be hilarious. The only hard part was carrying around our door(we asked the local community college's theater department if we could borrow one of their stage doors, which are already in a frame) through the streets. We live in Alaska, so we had to contend with icy streets and steps, which was a pain. We also couldn't hit up very many houses because we had to stop at every house for 5 minutes so that people could take pictures. It was an incredibly fun Halloween night, seeing people's look of surprise made carrying that heavy-ass door through snowdrifts and ice all worth it.

[–]3DimenZ 0 points1 point ago

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Types something funny about a door in a door and a reference to inception

[–]Pomnom 0 points1 point ago

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Is that me or those candies look like a bunch of condoms?

[–]DIGGYRULES 0 points1 point ago

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There was a real picture of this last year. Can anybody find it?

[–]Vindowviper 0 points1 point ago

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me and a Co worker (Security in the Hospital) did this on the pediatric floor last year (you gotta go through tons of hoops to give those bastards candy).

It was awesome, everyone loved it, i would dress as a grandma, and my buddy the grandpa. and we would tell them they looked adorable and what not. It was fun seeing the smiles on their faces as they got king sized goodies

[–]allwittynamesaregone 0 points1 point ago

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I commend any person willing to lug a door around for halloween

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers.

No thanks, I'll take the loud, obnoxious normal trick-or-treater brats any day.

[–]Harshaznintent 0 points1 point ago

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That is 'actually' a really awesome idea!!!!

[–]Mythbro 0 points1 point ago

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This shit is old.

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[–]lunitabonita 7 points8 points ago

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I've seen it before as well, but if nothing were ever reposted, then the newer members of the community would never see it. I think that if several people saw it for the first time and got a laugh out of it, then it was probably worth the two seconds you "wasted" opening the link.

[–]icedfrogonastick -1 points0 points ago

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You are awesome lol. I am new and this is my first time seeing it.. definitely got a laugh out of it :)

[–]xXL3GACY 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah same here, I thought it was hilarious and persuaded me to speculate about attempting such a scheme lol

[–]fivedollarshirt -1 points0 points ago

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BUT WHO WAS DOOR?!

[–]wouldyounotlikesome 0 points1 point ago

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How can they knock?

[–]Savrola -1 points0 points ago

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My friends and I once spent Halloween wearing Santa hats and singing Christmas carols. It was awesome. On a side note, we got a fuck ton of candy that year.

[–]LFK1236 -3 points-2 points ago

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Repost, and it doesn't even rhyme!

[–]vohit4rohit -2 points-1 points ago

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*Hey guys. We should probably get rid of all the candy that we stole from that kid after we killed him. Oh look, that house there. Appears someone's home. Time to dump the evidence.