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[–]nonnein 10 points11 points ago

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hello ladies... http://reversegif.com/q1v

[–]ProximaC 6 points7 points ago

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Cats don't like to play dress-up.

[–]TheWildMiracle 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed they do not. When I was little I would lock my cat in the bathroom with me, sit her on the closed toilet seat, and dress her in doll clothes. She was a grumpy cat.

[–]Mush_B 4 points5 points ago

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Make it stop. Can't.... stop..... watching....

[–]noble_delinquent 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like his agility is encumbered by his clothes.

[–]fattalak 1 point2 points ago

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ill have to try this next time my gf wants to "talk"

[–]Assmar 1 point2 points ago

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All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

[–]pickengrin 0 points1 point ago

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I like watching puddles gather rain

[–]EveryoneGetsAnUpvote 0 points1 point ago

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That's one way to do it. Have an upvote!

[–]atticus18244fsas 0 points1 point ago

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man overboard

[–]Monograeme 0 points1 point ago

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This is exactly what you can expect to see if you try to put a leash harness on a cockatiel.

[–]BabyOnHip 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god. What the fuck is going on with it's face?

[–]InfantDick 0 points1 point ago

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[–]plastic-abacus 0 points1 point ago

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I usually just pretend to speak into my cufflink like James Bond then run in a random direction but dressing up like a kitten dressed like a bumble bee and falling off a couch seems a little more rational.

[–]ThanatosK 0 points1 point ago

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Like this?

This is how I feel talking to some of my coworkers, at least.

[–]doyousmellit 0 points1 point ago

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What were you two talking about?

[–]rainebow23 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing to do here

[–]_NeuroManson_ 0 points1 point ago

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a... Oh fuck it.

[–]metalopeth 0 points1 point ago

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My Planet needs me, I must go

[–]bdude12 0 points1 point ago

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I must go, somewhere there is a crime being committed...

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Bee cat retreat!

[–]ryanmmm 0 points1 point ago

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Maintains his equanimity.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Jucoy -1 points0 points ago

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All i can imagine him saying is "Peace out Niggaz."